Natalie Portman’s dad has written a novel that he is describing as a “fertility-thriller”? Eek! Normal grandfather-to-be jitters, I’m sure.
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Natalie Portman’s dad has written a novel that he is describing as a “fertility-thriller”? Eek! Normal grandfather-to-be jitters, I’m sure.
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I hope it’s called “V is for in Vitro.”
Sounds like a lot of horshlag to me.
Damn, that’s pretty inside.
TWHS (that’s what Hershlag said) #fertilitydoctorjokes
That’s funny. “The Fertility Thriller” is what I’ve been calling my penis for years.
Nope.
That’s weird, “fertility-thriller” was my nickname in college, LADIES.
We hang out here TOO MUCH.
At the sperm bank.
Yeah, you’re probably right.
Real news story here, there are Jewish doctors on Long Island
Congrats in advance to Natalie Portman for winning the 2014 Best Actress for her portrayal of Dr. Anya Krim, the fertility specialist for the President and his wife.
But who will play the micropenis?
Jeremy Piven
Jeremy Piven’s gonna be so mad when he sees this comment.
Micropenis is what is written on Jeremy Piven’s Glee t-shirt
MajelaZeZeDiamond to write the Best Original Song, obviously.
You know, half the episodes of “Maury” could be called “fertility thrillers”, because whodunnit?
This got me thinking, “Spermicidal Tendencies” is good band name, right? Cool, just checking.
The Rolling Sperms?
The Spunkees
Iggy Pop & The Splooges
Metallicum
Fetus Clearwater
The Postal Cervix
Thin Jizzy
I lol’d.
I don’t know why that made me think of a man standing with a knife, stabbing individual sperm to death while the sperm try to swim away… It was weird.
“The story then flashes forward 28 years—the boy has grown up to become Hugh Nicholson, the head of a cloning facility where he and his partner, Dr. Jeremy “Cody” Coddington, duplicate dogs for up to $100,000 apiece.”
Ummmm…I’m getting some really scary flashbacks here!!

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hmmm
NATALIE Portman
Natalie Suleman?
NO THANK YOU.
Ugggh i’m sorry about this… it’s just a terrible thing to look at. Even scarier than Splice.
And Nadya Suleman’s name did so happen to start out as Natalie, according to Wikipedia. which is always right.
“Previously, on LOST…”
Some say her ovaries shrunk three sizes that day.