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America faces many threats. We are currently engaged in two foreign wars, three if you include our incursion in Libya. Our economy struggles to recover from the devastating housing bubble burst of 2008. Today, the sitting President of the United States was forced to upload a PDF of his fucking birth certificate because Y’ALL IS RACIST. And a sub-par American Idol rip-off, which itself has far-outstayed its welcome, The Voice, debuted to huge ratings because apparently what America needs now is another reality show determined to find someone who can sing acceptable covers of three-year-old pop songs and/or Motown. But there is perhaps no greater threat to the current American way of life than squirrels getting their heads caught in yogurt cups. (We must also stay vigilant about the growing danger of raccoons getting their heads caught in peanut butter jars. But one problem at a time, please.) It’s hard to believe that it’s 2011 and yet squirrels heads are not yet safe from yogurt cups.
But, as Videogum reader Jordan points out, one yogurt manufacturer is taking courageous steps to end this scourge! Yoplait is now printing warnings on their packaging letting the squirrels know that they should be careful of these cups and their heads. ENHANCE:
Your move, Danon Fruit On The Bottom. Stay safe out there, you squirrels.
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I am proud to say that I graduated from Furman University, the same honorable institution where that squirrel got his head stuck and somebody filmed it. Hail, alma mater!
Antoine Dodson’s sister was almost raped in my old neighborhood.
You win (lose?).
I went to the same junior college as Cam Newton.
Also, I went to junior college.
I’m thumbing this up, but feeling very awkward about it.
This will be fun – what are other people’s meme connections?
I should add that mine is clearly my connection to ‘Corgis Running on a Treadmill.’
I know I’m doing this wrong but my friend went to Interlachen (high school for artfags) with Jewel and Jewel had a recording contract already and never lived in a van and is a fucking liar.
remember when Kurt Loder told Jewel she had no idea what she was talking about
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/100515/jewel-gets-schooled-by-kurt-loder.jhtml
ahaha owned
I am proud to say that I graduated from Furman University, the same honorable institution where that squirrel…oh, right.
Also, bonus meme, Furman’s colors? Whiteandpurplewhiteandpurplewhiteandpurplewhiteandpurple…
uggh true Furman story: I go there currently and know some people who recorded their own version of this song…it makes Chet Haze sound like Jay-Z
Wow, small world. Er, go Paladins?
I know the writer/director of Country Strong. Does that count?
YES.
wow…I am a lurker for at least three years, never commented (because: terrified I have nothing funny to say!) but I just have to say that today was my last day of classes EVER at Furman and I am in awe that one of the star monsters went to my school! It makes me wonder if there are more of us…just lurking around
Awesome! Congratulations on graduating! And don’t be afraid to comment–I don’t let not being funny stop me!
Crush the cup, like you crushed your dreams of ever finding a man, lonely single woman eating yogurt in your pajama jeans
Ughhhhh but my period is too heavy for me to have the strength to crush all these yogurt cups! Tonight it looks like I’ll be crying alone with my salad. #ladystereotypes
I don’t think that Obama was born outside of the United States, but I find it ridiculous that those who do would accept a PDF as proof.Obama was able to fake his birthplace well enough to become president, but forging a scanned copy of a document? No way! That shit is legit!
Especially because I am pretty sure Donald Trump could hop in a time machine, kill Hitler, and then go to the hospital where Obama was born and still say it was somehow in Kenya.
We’re not saying he was definitely born in Kenya… just that he clearly wasn’t born in America. We’re not that racist… #birtherlogic
I don’t believe that Donald Trump would take time out of his busy time-traveling, Obama-defaming schedule to kill Hitler.
You can tell it’s fake because of the stamp in the lower right hand corner:
” Well, uh, well…. where’s BIDEN’S CERTIFICATE? Dude looks like a damn Canadian to me! WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE JOE ?! ” – some birther, probably.
How about “Protect Wildlife: PUT IN THE RECYCLING BIN”
How about “Protect Yourself: Don’t Eat a Bunch of Sugar Disguised as Health Food”
How about “Protect Ya Neck: Listen to the Wu Tang”
Seriously, I actually wrote this company about two years ago because some of their flavors have both aspertame and HFCS (BOTH! What?!). Their labels should actually read: “Crush cup instead of eating.”
Finally an excuse to post this picture of a squirrel dressed as Harry Potter preparing for the Tri-Wizard Tournament!
Is this from Sugar Bush Squirrel?!
I’m pretty sure it is. I have Sugar Bush Squirrel bookmarked.
Sugar Bush Squirrel is one of those internet treasures I forget about, and rediscover every year or so with GREAT JOY.
And printed on the inside of the cup: “Hang in there, it gets better”
“Hang in there, baby!” You said it, kitty. “Copryright 1968?” Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead.
Every time I see this, I think of Jimmy Eat World
Jamie Lee Curtis reference
Brown Jamie Lee Curtis reference
you’ve opened my eyes <3
This is, like, getting-my-head-stuck-in-a-yogurt-cup good. #unusedviraladvertising
Yoplait isn’t vegetarian. I ate it once and got really sick. There’s no warning for that.
I ate vegetarian once and got really sick.
I ate a vegetarian once and got really sick.
If only recycling would feel as good as crushing cups.
Don’t they know that squirrels with Yoplait cups on their heads are the best advertising they can get? This comment would be longer but I’ve got to rush off and sell my stock in Yoplait right now…
Your move, Dannon.
you might be wondering why that joke came so naturally to you…
*hint* look under the picture
HA! Oh shit, I didn’t even see that. Leave it to an eagle eyed tiger to help me out of this jam.
What’s a wildlife crush cup, and why does it need protecting before disposal? #punctuationmatters
I just want my wildlife crush to be okay, squirrels are such dreamboats
SKUNKS AREN’T SAFE EITHER, THIS HAPPENED IN MY TOWN, BUT IT COULD HAPPEN IN ANY TOWN!
There’s nothing worse than a perfectly normal skunk who smells like bad old yogurt.
From what I recall, that warning was actually there before.
Does this mean Gabe was sitting around eating Yoplait? Cause that’s kind of great.
I used to have band practice in the garage of the guy who created “House of Cosbys”!
And my friend Abed is the real life inspiration for Abed of Community fame!
Oh boy, wow!
I’m 110% positive that I clicked “Reply” under Baby Friday’s “6 degrees of meme bacon” post. Dang it!
Also, please crush your buckets.