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Michelle Obama looking on as Al Roker and Kelly Ripa go Lady and the Tramp on a crepe? Sure. You know what, sure. At this point: sure. If anything, it would be weird NOT to see a photograph of Michelle Obama looking on as Al Roker and Kelly Ripa go Lady and the Tramp on a crepe. I’m sure if this photo didn’t exist, the President of the United States would have reached across party lines to get an emergency bill signed into law creating a government-subsidized task force to organize a photo of Michelle Obama looking on as Al Roker and Kelly Ripa go Lady and the Tramp on a crepe. Even John Boehner would be like “the people have spoken!” So, people, you got what you wanted, now caption it.
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I, for one, am just thrilled to see Kelly eating *anything*.
That’s mean of Al to try to take it from her, though. She clearly needs the nutrition.
“Finally, delicious sustenance,” thought Kelly as she brought the warm crepe to her mouth. “This week my weekly meal will be a good one.” Just as the steam rising off of the delicious breakfast treat hit her nose, she saw him. Roker. He was approaching, and fast. She tried to cram the crepe into her mouth quickly–no time to taste–but, as the old saying goes, by the time you’ve spotted Roker, it’s too late. As she felt him latch on to the other end of her no-longer solo meal, tears sprang to her eyes. “No crepe for Kelly,” she mused. “No crepe at all.”
How has this not received 100 up votes?
Two craps eating a crepe
Not pictured: dignity.
Two Hosts, One Crepe
Oh no! Meant to upvote that but accidentily downvoted. Sorry!
“Now let’s see what’s going on in your mouth of the woods.”
Both simultaneously: “Don’t let the cream hit you in the eye!”
You know I think we finally found the cure for childhood obesity, no one will want to eat after watching this, good work team
That Girl disagrees. If anything it gives her ideas.
“I’m pretending my hand is Kelly Rippa” – little girl.
“What a bunch of crepe.” –that little girl on the right.
That’s way better.
Worst live sex show EVER.
And suddenly, no one ever watched Lady and the Tramp ever again.
“Someone show me the girth certificate!”
I appreciate the upvotes, but we all realize this joke makes no sense, right?
Just like the birther movement, ya burnt birthers
Al Roker and Kelly Ripa enjoy a date crepe.
But is it crepe-crepe?
Date crepe is no joke. #seriousgum
if it wasn’t for date crepes I’d never get pas faim
This is all part of her plan to turn America into a communist wasteland; equal distribution of crepes.
I will not share the crepe!
See, this crepe is the budget, and Al Roker and Kelly Ripa represent republicans and democrats, respectively. What we need to do is meet halfway, in an awkward lip-lock that represents all of our tenuous compromises and bargains, thus assuring mutual satisfaction and, dare I say it, love.
“NO NO NO; GO FOR THE JUGULAR!!!” – Regis, looking on
The network wars are getting really ugly.
“Don’t you mean ‘Al Roker and Kelly Ripa enjoy a freedom pancake?’” -The Tea Party
Guys, whatever you do, make sure safe-search is ON before googling “freedom pancake”.
OMG.
This exists: http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/2009/03/michelle-obama-la-pancake-baker.html
Oh. NSFW, prolly. That’s why I did the link instead of just the pic.
I want to eat her crepe
-Steve Winwood probably
whaaa????
“It’s days like this when my job feels like ‘Worst Lady.’” -Michelle Obama
Sorry to have sullied your awesome response with a bad link. I intended for it to be this.
“Post-Racial America, Indeed”
“Just patiently waiting my turn.” – Michelle Obama
Which of the two is she waiting to share with though?
If you take the pans out of the picture, it kinda looks like Al Roker and Kelly Ripa are giving birth to a baby chick through both of their mouths while Michelle Obama looks on in horror.
That may be the most unintentionally Winwoodian thing I’ve ever said. Apologies all around.
????????
Winwood, This sums up my thoughts on this photo perfectly.
“It’s Top Scallops, not Top Crepes!”
“Shit, do I have to find a white guy to eat this with now?”
Michelle Obama forces Al Roker and Kelly Ripa reenact Jungle Fever in her presence, is unimpressed with the unrealistic performances.
Oh, my bad. I was under the impression we were posting things that weren’t funny at all, but I was the only one.
Nap time.
Meanwhile on Earth2, Cindy McCain is watching Charles Gibson and Ricki Lake share a McRib.
Michelle Obama’s crusade against childhood obsesity appears to be centered around setting up photo opportunities that ensure that no one in America is ever hungry again.
“This is what I went to Princeton and Harvard for?”
I’m the first lady of the United States, you think I’ve gotta go borrow somebody’s crepe? Hey man, can I borrow your crepe? How ’bout you? You got one?
Creping back and forth, forever.
Ahh, looks like you beat me to it. Hold on, let me just regurgitate that joke back up…. there it is, all yours.
Politics.
I puke into your mouth hole and you puke into my mouth hole… back and forth… forever.
“Gross”
“I’m not going to say the word I’m thinking of”
“I AM going to say the word I’m thinking of.”
Creep rape
“Now THAT is post-racial!”
“Black women are probably used to watching black men give this attention to white women.” – racialist type comedy stylings of either Chris Rock or the puppet guy whats his name, the puppet guy Gabe hates
Steve, Gabe wants you to email him. Please do so! I smell a guest blogger gig in your future, friend.
what does it smell like, guy? the funky body odor of little boys?
Are you saying your future smells like “the funky body odor of little boys”? That’s it, trolling can’t be art.
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It smells like success, Steve, and it could be yours!
Oh, yes! I can see it now: “You Get To Make Up the Story” by Steve Winwood.
nah, I’m going to be too busy guest blogging at the drudge report.
Ninjas fuck around get caught up in a 187!
Steve, if you don’t accept a guest blogger request, I swear to God I will hunt you down, render you unconscious, position my fingers over yours and post about the beauty of Lost for eight hours.
What makes you so sure that options on the table? He’s probably just going to forward some groupon crap and I’ll be typing “unsubscribe” all the live long day for the rest of my days till the movie End of Days finally gets a reboot and is released to the theaters
Don’t be scared, Steve. It’s guest-blogging. Jump into it!
Holy shit, when did Steve Winwood become one of my favorite monsters? Seriously, how did that happen?
“That was the week-old prop crepe, but I guess. Sure.”
“I hate it when I have to do favors for Jack Donaghy. Stupid Princeton Alumni fundraisers.”
Michelle Obama ceases being proud of her country.
“fucking white people”
“Al Roker, Kelly Ripa AND crepes? Thats some white nonsense.”
“I hate post-racial America”
- Michelle Obama
“What is this, fucking kindergarten?” – little girl, right
“We’ll just stick with the obesity, if that’s cool.” – children
“……must fire the bozo who booked this gig…”
– Michele Obama
That guy doing the shot-by-shot remake of Requiem For A Dream is seriously messing up the details.
Now THAT is art.
That’s Michelle Obama and James Brown with a pancake on their head, obviously.
looks kind of Condi to me.
Take it up with the artist.
“ten years ago he would have eaten the skinny bitch too”
Anti-Obesity Task Force Goal #1: Make people never want to eat again.
“This is worse than watching Jay-Z and Gwyneth Paltrow doing a “Fuck Tha Police” karaoke duet.”
Al Roker finally solves the riddle: Do the carpets match the crepes?
Suuuuuuuuuuure, guys, you both have “migraines.”
Unrelated but sensational. Footage of STEVE WINWOOD enjoying quiet time with family. No really. Exclusive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWV4oXMway0&feature=player_embedded
You there, CREPE OR DEATH?
Uh, death please.
I shall have death too, please.
Not pictured: An invitation.
“Freeze arms at 90 degree angles and freeze, tense bicep muscles to the count of 3… 2… 1… and Take A Bite.”
But is it an app or a ‘sert?
Did you happen to see this today? I can’t stop clicking…
http://tomhaverfoods.com/
A moment later, Kelly Ripa was gone and Al Roker looked exactly like he did in the 90s.
Michelle: “So honey, how was your day?”
Obama: “Not so good, dear. The Republicans are nailing me to the wall on these gas prices and my authorization of $25 million in non-lethal aid to the Libyan rebels, Donald Trumps has hit the airwaves bringing up that birth certificate nonsense again even though the claims are completely unfounded, and the usual pressure of my constituents has just about tripled as I gear up for the 2012 election. So not so good, dear. I’ve had better days. How was your day?”
Michelle: “Well, I was front and center when Al Roker and Kelly Ripa went all ‘Lady and the Tramp’ on a crepe.”
Obama: “Jesus CHRIST, honey. I am so sorry.”
Of all the strange new ‘perks’ of first lady-hood, Michelle found having her food pre-chewed by celebrities the hardest to get used to.
After storing and partially digesting gourmet food in her crop, the mother TV personality regurgitates crepes to feed her young.
-Michelle Obama, Nature Documentarian
“White People…” ~Michelle Obama
She didn’t believe in angels until she fell in love with one.
“Screw this crepe nonsense…Woozefa’s back on Videogum!”
I think its safe to assume neither of these two will be invited to the Reelection Campaign Crepe Dinner
I think its safe to assume neither of these two will be invited to the Reelection Campaign Crepe Dinner
woops
woops
))((
Forever.
Forever.
Here’s one I made earlier (TWSS?):
“Ass to ass!”
(I’m sorry.)
Funk to funky!
That’s just Kelly pulling out her R-R-R-Roker face (mum mum mum mah)
Is Al Roker wearing a pair of Ermenegildo Zegna pants?
I don’t think context would have helped this. It just…is
“Stuff White People Like”