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Whoa. This movie looks very insane and very good. Did you know that Liberace had a lover named Scott Thorson who he kept on his payroll, dressed up in his clothing, and eventually forced to get plastic surgery to look more like Liberace, so that Liberace could have sex with himself? That is a crazy but also true story! And that, of course, is why the United States remains embroiled in an intractable, unjustified war with the Liberace estate. (R.I.P. Liberace, 1919-2012.)
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Is this that movie where Saddam Hussein realizes he’s slept with 19 women, and tries to find that special someone before it’s too late?
Um, why is everyone speaking English?
Because anybody who speaks Arabic is immediately a terrorist suspect, and barred from the set.
I actually did know that about Liberace. Why? Because those are the things I know. Couldn’t remember enough Biology to get into med school, but the Liberace thing? Solid fact living in my head. Also, isn’t that the vampire who kidnapped Tara in True Blood? I’d look it up but I’m too lazy.
Also my inability to look up things on IMDB is another reason why I am not a doctor.
I thought it was because you are a pair of bad idea jeans.
That too.
definitely not the Tara-kidnapping vampire. Franklin had way more sunken eye action/sulkiness/oldness going on.
Eh.. I’ll wait for the Devil’s Five
“I am not real Saddam. The real Saddam Hussein has a scar on his forehead. I am no scar. I am no scar. Dot com”
I liked it better the first time:
This movie has some of the best lines in cinematic history:
“I hear all sorts of bullshit everyday, pal. You want some advice? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland”
“Alex, don’t! He’s your brother! ”
“Why, because he looks like me? I’m going to change that. I’m going to fuck up his face!”
Somone finally had the guts to say what we were all thinking: Disneyland patrons are underwear snobs.
The best part is that he says “black silk underwear” like it’s one word. “Take your fancy clothes and your blacksilkunderwuhr beck to Disnehlend”
Ok, I was unsold until the girl fell of the bridge in a wedding dress. Serious drama right there.
You stole my line. But you forgot to mention the most crucial part: She fell in slow motion.
Will the real Uday Hussein please stand up?
I repeat will the real Uday Hussein please stand up?
We’re gonna have a real problem here…
Y’all act like you’ve never seen the son of a despot before
Jaws all on the floor, like a sociopath just walked in the door
Of course they’re gonna know what genocide is
By the time they hit 4th grade
Their parents died in front of their eyes, eh?
So basically this movie is about sweating, firing guns indiscriminately, cocaine, and falling in love with the crazy persons chick. Why do I feel like I have seen this a million times before.
Woo boy, I bet Tony Stark is going to be pissed when he finds out his dad is alive and well and doubling for Uday Hussein (His First Avenger dad, not his Iron Man 2 dad)
This looks excellent, no jokes, and I would like to watch it. Who’s version of “Personal Jesus” do we think that is?
What’s ‘say hello to my little friend’ in Arabic?
ويقول مرحبا لصديقي الصغير
Is this a modern-day adaptation of the Prince and the Pauper?
It’s like a cross between Kagamusha and Dave
Will no one comment on the hotness of Dominic Cooper? Fine, I’ll say it. He’s pretty/I’d hit that.