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“I leave Newswoman at the foot of the traffic light! One always finds one’s burden again. But Newswoman teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises branded headwear. She too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to her neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that wind, each mineral flake of that night-filled Palm Springs intersection, in itself forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a woman’s heart. One must imagine Newswoman happy.”
(Video via BuzzFeed, Vulture, TheDailyWhat, Internet.)
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“Finally, a woman who just gets me.” – Sisyphus
“At least it wasn’t the sun” — Meursault
It’s reassuring to see that Newswomen still have problems other than experiencing on-air strokes/migraines that lead them to speak in tongues. Sometimes we forget about the age old Newswoman vs Weather trope as detailed by Joseph Campbell.
a camusving experience, three stars
I’m getting her a CBS 2 watch cap for Christmas.
Let’s not make fun of her until we are ABSOLUTELY SURE that she isn’t having a stroke.
It’s a good job we have these journalists risking all to tell us it’s windy outside, otherwise we’d never know whether or not it’s windy outside.
And to tell us what “those things are called.”
I didn’t know Sarah Silverman was doing the weather now
Continuing with this metaphor, is Gabe Prometheus? And would that make the internet the eagle pecking out his liver?
I choose to believe that Gabe is in fact Loki, the internet is a serpent drooling meme-based venom, and Videogum is the bowl which catches said venom, sparing Gabe.
except on weekends, when the bowl must be emptied
So that would make us Sigyn?
Hats. How do they work?
Should have worn her bear hat
How windy is it out there?
This woman is certainly no Veronica Corningstone.
Is it weird that I found her super adorable? Like, the fact that she fought so hard to keep her hat on made me go “Aww!” and when the crewpeople were laughing with her I was like “Aw times two”?
Everyone knows the correct pronunciation of the seventh planet from the sun is more “urine-us” than “your anus,” right?
Wait what? How did I get here? I clicked in the TWSS? Videogum, your intertubes are clogged.
First!
I turned off the video once she made her TWSS, but after reading the comments to the windy newswoman, I thought the end of the video would be the Millionaire contestant suffering a stroke.
And I am saddened to admit that made me a little excited.