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Ladies! Today you face your greatest challenge yet! You must ask yourself this: do I still find Paul Rudd with long devilsticks hair, a lumberjack beard, and some stupid-ass knee shorts kicking children in the face and talking like an Owen Wilson book-on-tape to be THE DREAMIEST?! Or does the power of his performance-against-type actually counteract my ovaries (the walls of which are covered with Paul Rudd posters) on a chemical level? I can’t tell you how to answer this important and challenging question, but I can tell you this: THERE IS A RIGHT ANSWER AND A WRONG ANSWER. Good luck to you, ladies. See you on the other side.
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Ladies! Today you face your greatest challenge yet! You must ask yourself this: would I still find Gabe Delahaye with long devilsticks hair, a lumberjack beard, and some stupid-ass knee shorts to be THE DREAMIEST?! Or would it actually counteract my ovaries (the walls of which are covered with Gabe Delahaye posters) on a chemical level? I can’t tell you how to answer this important and challenging question, but I can tell you this: I AM SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT CHANGING MY LOOK. Good luck to you, ladies. See you on the other side.
Looks like Paul Rudd just became a Paul DUD. #joanriversgum
Should’ve been directed by these guys:
Or this guy:
Oh man, I hate movies about stupid people. Even him talking to the cop like an idiot made my blood pressure go up. I don’t know if I’ll be able to watch this movie without stroking out and dying.
This is like the opposite of that one time that Carrot Top got his hair straightened. Oh man, remember that you guys? Classic Carrot Top.
Elizabeth Banks: My phone number is 440…
OHIO!
OBYEO!
Yay!
Yes, Gabe, of course he’s still attractive. Just as Jon Hamm being silly was still attractive. I think we’ve pretty much established that handsome movie stars are still handsome even in ridiculous outfits.
Moving on: I’d hit that.
True. This one role is not going to undo all the good will his face has earned with my ovaries.
Word up. Give ME a print-out of Oyster smiling.
I’d say this is sort of the equivalent of when you take a super-ridiculously hot and awesome sexy actress with charisma to burn and you put glasses on her, give her a bun, and make her trip over something to show she’s totally unattractive. If they actually cast a real nerd girl or a loser stoner guy in one of these movies, it would be unwatchably awkward.
To say Paul Rudd is unattractive in this movie is to say that 80% of the guys I know are unattractive.
Jeez, I need to move. And yet…I’d hit that.
Hippie Paul Rudd is hella hot. Oh man, did I say that out loud? Oh wow, look at my *hands*
Paul Rudd first came into my life when I was 11 and fell in love with Clueless. He isn’t going anywhere.
How come that old lady that plays Paul Rudd’s mom always plays a drunk mom? Is she constantly drunk in real life, and the movie people were like “That’s something you simply cannot fake. Hire her”?
Paul Rudd IS that dude from the Farmers’ Market
I think I’ve made my position on Paul Rudd very clear…in that I would like a position on Paul Rudd.
Steve Coogan is in this! I may suffer through Paul Rudd just to see him.
Instead of getting Elizabeth Banks to dye her hair dark, why didn’t they just hire Parker Posey like they obviously wanted to?
Also, a schlubby Paul Rudd and a hipsterdized Rashida Jones? Stop making my crushes ugly, Hollywood!
I can’t believe Gabe read my ovaries while I wasn’t looking. Now I’m going to have to get ovaries with a lock and key.
Music in the trailer by Electric Light Orchestra alone makes me more than willing to watch this film.
Do yourself a favor and listen to the concept album time by ELO. You can thank me later.
“This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by the Ms. Weinstein Company.”
Here’s a different link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OspCXHkFlRI
That last shot with the crocs really made me question my loyalty, but at the end of the day, I can still go back and watch Clueless and know that I am forever in love with Paul Rudd, no matter how much he sells vegetables at the farmer’s market or has gross hair or is related to Zooey Deschanel.
He is actually hotter in that trailer than he usually is. I’d hit it.
#furries
FMK: Paul Rudd in Anchorman, Paul Rudd in Our Idiot Brother and Paul Rudd in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I think you’ve got the order just right there.
FMK with Paul Rudd characters just becomes MMM.
I loved him most of all in Wet Hot American Summer.
Remember when McKinley was gay with Bradley Cooper? Every single time I hear some kind of Bradley Cooper rumor I think “well DUH, HE’S MARRIED TO MCKINLEY!!” I love that movie. I love it more than some members of my family.
You’re right brothers Weinstein. . .I really DIDN’T want to watch your trailer.