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Easter is this Sunday. Is everyone excited for the traditional Scaring of the Children?
Remind me: the giant rabbit in the window is Jesus, and there is an egg for every day he was in that cave? And that’s why so many Christians hate gay people? PLEASE EXPLAIN! (Via DangerousMinds.)
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When I was a kid, all Easter meant to me was eating candy until I vomit. Now that I’m a full grown man, the big difference is that I get to choose the candy myself. Anybody want to make a bet on whether or not I can eat 50 cadbury creme eggs?
Does anyone really win that bet, though?
The CEO of Cadbury, presumably.
nobody can eat fifty cadbury creme eggs…
Things that scare us in childhood can arouse us sexually in adulthood…so I think these kids are now furries.
that totally explains these weird, unexpected boners every time i see a spider…
Spider boners is the new Donna Darko?
Guys, I really think our approach to new readers of the site is going too far from “puzzling in-jokes” to “frightening non-sequiters.”
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That’s why I get a boner just thinking about spiders.
That explains your fixation on Ryan Goslin; you were terrified of wooden, unattractive actors as a child!
Definitely not a wooden singer/dancer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdS34CtsPOI
It gets better notsewfast
Actually, I think the eggs symbolize rebirth, and the bunny is included because bunnies are cute. Especially lops:
Also rabbits are known for um, how do I say this for the kids, fucking like crazy, which leads to birth too
And Jesus loved jellybeans. That’s for sure in the Bible somewhere.
I think Jesus was more a Whopper’s Robin Eggs man, myself.
That must be why Reagan loved jellybeans!
This is amazing. I wonder what happens if you put in the microwave. Peep art is the best.
I was at the mall the other day and saw the creepiest looking Easter Bunny. I don’t know how kids weren’t screaming in terror when they were sitting on its lap.
There’s an Eddie Izzard bit that explains this… but I’ve become so lazy I don’t even have the energy to copy and paste the transcript of it.
HAPPY BUNNY RABBIT EGG HUNTING EVERYONE!
Particularly terrifying are the bunnies at the White House Easter Egg Roll each year. Those costumes came straight from the nightmare factory.
i thought the white house WAS the nightmare factory.
happy easter to all, and to all a bok-meow!
damn, there should be a picture of the cadbury easter cat there. no easter candy for gizmoduck.
Actually I thought the sequel was waaaay scarier.
Really hope I’m not the only one who tried to click that play button.
Don’t worry, lazy magnolia, I’m there with you. Although “kids scared by return of Jesus” was called “being raised Catholic” in my home.
Watership Down Syndrome