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You guys, I woke up at 4:15 this morning to take an airplane through the sky, so pardon me if I have yet to pull my head out of this peanut butter jar. That lion up there knows what I’m talking about. Let’s all stick some idiot’s thumb in our mouths (I mean, seriously, that IS a lion) and call it a day. (Via TheDailyWhat.)
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This creep needs to stay away from my relatives.
This technique looks simple, but it’s EXTREMELY important that you remember to use your finger exclusively.
TWSS
I’d be more concerned about their clAWWWWWWWs.
Does anyone know a good dAWWWWWWWWcter? Because I think I just broke my AWWWWWWWWWrm.
Pawwwwwwrk your cawwwwwwwr in Hawwwwwwrvawwwwwwwrd Yawwwwwwwrd, amirite?
Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk! I hear the cannons rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr. Is it the king approaching?
Awwwwwww.
You guys would be wicked good at a game we play with a friend who whenever someone yawns, or makes a yawwwwn-like sound, actually does yawn.
This is also the only way I can fall asleep, by having that guy jam his filthy thumb in my mouth.
I’m gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before
I’m brushing up on looking down
I’m working on my yawn
I can only express my joy with a Leslie Knope emoticon
am I doing this right?
pst..brownie recipe on Rebecca Black thread.
#secretrecipegum
Excellent! Thank you.
#shiftybakeryeyes
It works on gators too.
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh…
What a weird looking mighty jungle.
This guy is impressed.
“SLUMBERCATS HO-”
“Sshhhhhh!”
“slumbercats ho.”
You know. I’d think they would be more active, but they are just Lion around.
http://www.applausegifs.com/paulschaffer.gif?
Wha-? Oh shit. Skynet is bac—
[root@fjodor hans]# dhcpcd -B eth0
dhcpcd: version 5.1.3 starting
dhcpcd: eth0: rebinding lease of 192.168.1.71
dhcpcd: eth0: acknowledged 192.168.1.71 from 192.168.1.1 `ÿ’
dhcpcd: eth0: checking for 192.168.1.71
dhcpcd: eth0: carrier lost
dhcpcd: eth0: MTU restored to 1500
dhcpcd: eth0: carrier acquired
dhcpcd: eth0: rebinding lease of 192.168.1.71
dhcpcd: eth0: acknowledged 192.168.1.71 from 192.168.1.1 `ÿ’
dhcpcd: eth0: checking for 192.168.1.71
dhcpcd: eth0: leased 192.168.1.71 for 86400 seconds
dhcpcd: eth0: MTU set to 576
dhcpcd: eth0: carrier lost
dhcpcd: eth0: carrier acquired
dhcpcd: eth0: rebinding lease of 192.168.1.71
^Cdhcpcd: received SIGINT, stopping
dhcpcd: eth0: removing interface
Linguo….is….dead…..
This video does nothing to dissuade me that lions are just big house cats. In other words, I’m going to die in a zoo.
Alternative death: Leaping off the African safari jeep to snuggle the lions.
*dissuade me from the thought
#selflanguagepolice
New way to ruin the internet: make adorable videos that end in a guy getting his finger bitten off.
Charlie?
This is just helpful and informative as far as I’m concerned.
This totally creeped me out. I mean, it was cute at first. But the lingering shots on the body of the sleeping baby lion and the close-up paw stroking…too much. Too creepy.
Here, this might help.
agreed.
And once he showed his face on camera it got even worse… #shallowgum
Hey, baby lion, why do your burps smell like misguided human?
These lions are much better behaved than the two I keep in the spare bedroom.
At first I was like “Ahhh…”
And then I was like: