Skynet became self-aware on April 19th, 2011, at 8:11PM. Which, by my calculations, was last night. #swag
I thought my roomba was acting funny this morning!
can’t be worse than mine… started following me around the house playing the black eyed peas.
Aww! Happy Birthday (belated)!
And Merry Christmas!
I did wonder why a muscly, naked, European gentleman appeared in my room last night….
I didn’t. Mine was fully expected.
Me at 8:11 last night
R2D2 has the weirdest boners.
Sentient homocidal robots are going to start taking over the world, huh? #whitepeopleproblems #alsoeveryotherpeopleproblems
Homocidal? They’re only trying to protect themselves! Your organic privilege is clearly showing.
Homocidal may be my new favorite typo. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m required to join the Tea Party now.
“Welcome, Facetaco!” – A banner just inside the doors of the Westboro Baptist Church
They actually made me change my name. They said my previous name was “too ethnic.”
Your cosmetic surgery turned out … frighteningly.
Yeah, I forgot there’s a several hour time delay for new avatars to kick in. But I assure you, eventually the carpet (name) WILL match the drapes (avatar).
If you gaze too long into the facepancake, the facepancake gazes back into you.
Related: OH GOD I CAN SEE INTO FOREVER
We had a good run while it lasted, Papi, but I just couldn’t come to terms with your being a facepancake trapped in a facetaco’s body. Facetaquito and I will be at my sister’s place, until we find a place of our own.
Damn, guess I’m single again. Anybody know a website where I can find a younger woman looking for an older man?
Does that mean that pictures of Carrot Top are going to start captioning us? I forget how it works with Skynet.
Yep! And also, now the worst movie of all time hunts us.
Noooo! Russia won!
It’s hard to be Jewish in Russia, yo.
I guess any dreams of this actually happening were just pie in the skynet.
Wait why didn’t that work? Holy Shit! What’s happening? OH MY GO…….
00:32:25: %PQUICC-1-LOSTCARR: Unit 0, lost carrier. Transceiver
00:33:25: %PQUICC-1-LOSTCARR: Unit 0, lost carrier. Transceiver
%Error opening tftp://255.255.255.255/network-confg (Timed out)
%Error opening tftp://255.255.255.255/cisconet.cfg (Timed out)
%Error opening tftp://255.255.255.255/patriot-confg (Timed out)
%Error opening tftp://255.255.255.255/patriot.cfg (Timed out)
Also, happy 420? Or are we all too grown up for that now? #imnot
I enjoy 4/20 more than I enjoy Easter, sooooo… #meneither
Goddammit! I am traveling, temporarily at my aunt and uncles, but I am in frickin Colorado, I should not be dry today.
Hitler’s birthday? That’s a weird thing to be celebrating.
Wrong. They are celebrating the anniversary of Pianist Vladimir Horowitz performing in his native Russia for the first time in 61 years ! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_20). You’re so silly sometimes Taco!
Also the anniversary of the Colombine shooting. Soooooo, yeah I’m celebrating.
Happy birthday Skynet. For what it’s worth, I also became self-aware last night. Old Baywatch episode was on.
I just looked at my brand new printer and said “Oh shit”. #JudgementDayIsInevitable
PC Load Letter is the new Redrum.
I’m about to bump some muthafuckin Fear Factory up in this bitch, son.
Maybe if all the electronics and my stapler go rogue I can go home! #secretarygum
I think it’s been pretty busy since last night…
Come on, people. That’s from the bullshit alternate timeline from the TV series.
Everyone knows Skynet really went self-aware back in 1997.
And won’t start its attack until the 21st.
Eastern or Pacific time?
I just hope I am one of the lucky people who burn up in the wake of the nuclear explosion, and not a slave forced to fight in the John Conner “Army”
Oh god, it all makes sense now…
Well played, Valve…Well played…
I for one welcome our new robot overlords.
How much do you guys want to bet that FOX News will report this based on the fact that its somehow relative to Obama’s administration?
And after the break- Was your computer acting up last night? The vacuum, maybe, to all the women out there? Well, America, you’d better start thinking about trading your Android in for an iPhone, and quick! And Obama? No where to be found… Fox and Friends, back in a minute after the break.
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