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A few years ago, a friend of mine was working the register at a gas station. One day, there was a line of people waiting to pay for whatever people pay for at gas stations. Gas, I guess. Milk? (Why do gas stations always advertise the price of their milk? It’s intense! Did you even realize how important our national Milk Situation was?) Anyway, one guy was fumbling with his money and dropped some of it on the floor and was just in general taking a long time and when he finally gathered himself he said, “whoa, looks like there’s a tornado in here”!!! He paid for his gas and milk and headed towards the door, at which point my friend made eye contact with the next person in line, and they both started imitating the previous customer and his “tornado.” The guy noticed them doing this, and was not happy about it. He stopped in the doorway and stared them both down and said, “HEY! Twister killed mah friend.” Then he turned on his heel and left. Needless to say, I think about that ALL THE TIME. (Via Arbroath.)
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Oh come on, Helen Hunt’s acting isn’t THAT painful!
Huh. This doesn’t feel like a Facetaco comment. This has more of a Frank Lloyd Wrong vibe to it. Let me try this again.
Something something Apple sucks something something sexist.
Marmaduke is actually yelling because the driver of the car is black
-Frank Lloyd Wrong comment
-Frank Lloyd Wright comment
Yes it was a tornado that stole your burger, not I
Clips like these don’t make any sense to me unless they’re autotuned.
Wait for it…
“Hide yo’ buns. Hide yo’ meat. ‘Cause they burger nappin’ errbody out here.”
Timely!
There’s the Facetaco I know.
If you think that joke is too old, then it’s a good thing I didn’t go with my first impulse:
Actually, I’m just bitter that you posted that while I was still trying to figure out how to throw in a hamsterdance reference.
“Where’s The Beef” will never grow old.
“Where’s the Beef” is older than you, Son of Gabe.
if we can get a show with this guy and the Alabama leprechaun guy i would watch it every week!
GIANT HAMBURGER FLATTENS WITCH
Today’s headline in the Munchkinland Free Press
“WITCH BITCH PUMMELLED BY PATTY” – The MunchkinLand Post
“BURGER THAT KILLED WITCH PILOTED BY MUTANT ALIENS?” – The Munchkinland Enquirer
“KIND, WEALTHY WITCH MURDERED – LIBERAL BURGER BIZ TO BLAME?” – MunchkinFox News
all those people seemed really nice and cool.
Yeah, but then it got really awkward…
I know, right? Who matches their socks to their shirt!?
I know how he feels, a tsunami recently took all my sushi. #firstworldproblems
April 19, 2011: The Unidentified Monster successfully confirmed to be Gilbert Gottfried.
It’s at times of great stress and anguish that we should all stop and determine where our hamburger is.
So that’s where they come from…
Well, that didn’t work. Damn brackets! I meant:
INSERT I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER JOKE HERE
Here you go:
Your burger, fries and coke are with Jesus now, that’s where they at.
Story update:
Early this morning, a tornado was apprehended along Interstate 55 in a silver 1987 Chevy Camaro.
The car was pulled over due to erratic driving. When the scent of marijuana wafted from the driver’s window, a full search was performed.
A pound of marijuana was found in the trunk along with a garbage bag full of stolen burgers.
If you are missing a burger, you are to contact the Mississippi State Highway Patrol to claim it.
Oh, bummed that I can’t name my future kid “Jujuandria” because now there’s already a famous one.
I also found that to be the key moment of the video!