Maybe it will be more accurate if I lie down. That is an acceptable reason to lie down at work, right? Right. There are no possible negative consequences that I can foresee!
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
The Singularity really is near…
Say hello to my new desktop wallpaper.
Say hello to my new wallpaper, wallpaper.
me right now
Related: Ron Swanson ASCII Art:

I am feeling
at this. Only sideways.
Maybe it will be more accurate if I lie down. That is an acceptable reason to lie down at work, right? Right. There are no possible negative consequences that I can foresee!
Wait! No longer sideways! Ahhh! AUTOMATIC SMILEYS HAVE MADE MY COMMENT MOOT.
I’d emoticon my response to this but I’m still trying to find the sideways tilde with the unequal semicolon.
monster emoticons
I just thought gifs were our emoticons… Like my spirit animal here:
I’d ask how she would pull off ))(( but I don’t ever want to know the answer to that.
HTML script ruining comments, back and forth forever ))((
@ian My dog ate th reply button, but hr you go:
Woops, that was huge and I forgot to say it’s a sadface.
Anyways, here’s this:
NOOOOOOOOOOO=
TL; DR

She’s pretty

You should have been aborted
Just kidding, friend.
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Okay, that’s th last one. This has been Chris Trash Wastes Five Minutes of Your Time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled comments.
Aww, you forgot the one where he cries that he wasn’t selected as a guest blogger.
http://pics.livejournal.com/capsulekei/pic/0004xk16
http://tinyurl.com/3e7nnhr
Boo I give up.

Clown hat, curly hair, smiley FACE!
this one might be more helpful:
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i knew that would happen the first time i participate in a videogum comment thread. how embarrassing. someone send help?