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OH THANK GOD! I’m sure we have all been on pins and needles waiting to find out the status of Nicolas Cage’s latest movie following his arrest on charges of domestic assault this weekend, but everyone can finally take a DEEP BREATH because I have some GREAT NEWS: production has not slowed or even stopped. I repeat: there has been absolutely no change to the shooting schedule for Nicolas Cage’s movie after he was ARRESTED by POLICE for possibly ASSAULTING HIS WIFE and definitely for PUNCHING CARS and SCREAMING AT THE COPS. Phew. From the Hollywood Reporter:
Nicolas Cage’s weekend arrest for domestic abuse and disturbing the peace hasn’t affected the production schedule for his film, Medallion, a rep for the movie tells The Hollywood Reporter.
Despite spending hours in jail Saturday, the actor showed up on set ready to work Monday morning, TMZ.com reports.
The Nu Image/Millennium Films action thriller is directed by Simon West. Cage plays a father — and former master thief — who has only a few hours to find his daughter when she is kidnapped and locked in the trunk of a New York medallion taxi cab.
Obviously, our thoughts and prayers are with the parked cars that Nicolas Cage punched and their families during this difficult time. (Also: that movie sounds super stupid and very hilarious, and I am very glad that there will be no delay in its production because I am really looking forward to being able to make more jokes about it ON SCHEDULE.) What a world we live in!
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I thought this sort of movie was Gyllenhaal’s thing now.
What a weird looking Liam Neeson
BNPG Rejected Nicolas Cage Movies
The Wicker Manslaughter
Peggy Sue Got Threatened
Face/Normal
Good Lieutenant: Port of Call New Brunswick
Captain Corelli’s Restraining Order
Raging Arizona
Moon-Struck a Deal with the D.A.
The Boy in Orange
Bond in Sixty Seconds
Kicked-Ass
Jail Birds
Was Angry 3D (Shot in 3D)
Adaptation.
That’s not actually a rejected movie (My boy Cage doesn’t reject movies!) but I just wanted to remind everyone that there was a movie where Nicolas Cage played his own twin brother and Judy Greer showed her breasts. I watched it with my slightly racist grandfather when I was seventeen and that scene was awkward. Also orchids!
Scream Angry, Search Angrier
Hell Egg: Nic Cage learns there’s an Easter egg hidden in the old timey town square that is actually a portal to hell. In order to save his estranged daughter — whom he only sees 3 times a year! — from getting sucked into the underworld, he yells a lot and fights the devil. Also he is the leading historical researcher at unnamed East Coast major university in town and specializes in trans-dimensional portals and Native American Studies. He may or may not have a convertible. The day before his daughter got to town, he unearthed an ancient text that only he could transcribe. Apparently a bunch of Native American children were killed in a terrible battle with early American settlers and the tribal elders cursed the town on arbitrary Easters… or maybe Sundays. AND IT’S EASTER SUNDAY.
Also, the real DVD will have a lot of Easter Eggs.
you guys, I just want to point out this amazing line from the Access Hollywood article about the arrest so it doesn’t get lost in the shuffle of punched cars and shitty movies: “…the 47-year-old star was arrested after he got drunk in the city’s French Quarter and argued in the street with his wife, Alice Kim, over whether a house they were in front of was theirs, police said Saturday.”
Nicolas Cage: unsure of which houses he owns
Maybe it was his wife who wasn’t sure which houses they own. You know how ladies be shoppin’ (for houses).
Shouldn’t be that hard to find. How many houses in New Orleans have a pyramid in the backyard?
Medallion? Screw that, we want National Treasure 3: 2 Treasure 2 Treasurer.
Finally! I am so sick of famous people being punished for their crimes! It is about time we took a stand against these miscarriages of justice.
hey, a guy’s got to put food on his family while yelling at his family.
After a nice night out putting food in his family
I wasn’t worried, I just assumed he’d use his one call to phone it in.
Medallion is our generation’s Medellin. #entouragejokes
Ummm, Why are they Filming NYC Stories in N’Awlins?
spoiler, they were in N’Awlins the WHOLE TIME.
Let’s celebrate with a Medallion viewing party when it hit’s REAL DVD!
Cage probably just learned that his wife was in cahoots with this guy…
…and acted accordingly.
Worst. Cage fight. Ever.
For your Viewing Pleasure
http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/
Why are there suddenly so many movies about fathers searching for their endangered daughters?
Sorry Mel Gibson and Nicholas Cage, but Liam Neeson reigns supreme with Taken.