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Someone should tell Ron Artest that the title, “Dark Torpedo of Violent Truth Tour” (or whatever) is already taken and he will have to come up with something else. Like, “Ron Artest Is Here For Some Reason, You Guys” or “The Huh!’s of Comedy.”
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I’m excited to go, but does anybody know where I can get cup-shaped tomatoes?
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
- 99% of Monsters
“I get it, and I like it.” – At least one Monster
That one monster might be me, actually. I pretty much laugh every time I see him on the court. Especially when he shoots a three. And especially especially when he makes one.
Have you all seen the video of Kobe Bryant and Ron Artest talking on court? It’s really funny.
I have a feeling that this will ultimately turn into Artest of the audience’s patience.
No longer the worst thing Ron Artest made us listen to
Guys, it’s my first day at work and I don’t have time to commit to properly Videogum. Can someone make a “Ron Artiste” joke for me and maybe poorly Photoshop a French mustache and beret on a picture of Ron Ron? K thx, bai.
“I care about my job more than my e-friends and laughter.” — You, Mr. Bigshot
“I don’t have a job.” — Me
I’m worried about thekelburrows you guys. I think she may be in downward spiral that ends in being alone in a dim room trying to download movies all night.
Wow. The guy who writes the copy for the Caroline’s Web site isn’t bitter or anything:
I would really like to see this happen:
Birdiepup: The Ultimate Comedy Tour
Hey, fairly funny pop culture blog editor, have you spent years and years honing your stand up act at every open mic night you could find, inviting everyone you know to come watch you in the audience in hoes that some day you may make it big enough to start going on the road, touring every godforsaken comedy club with the vague hope that someday, you might, might possibly headline at one of the premier clubs in the country?
Well, your dog hides in your bedcovers and chews holes in your sweatshirts. Go fuck yourself.
I have a feeling the Knicks will be doing something similar soon. They was they played last night had to have been a joke.
“The way” not “They was.” I am terrible.
“I agree.” – Charles Barkley
That typo was just turrible.
This is good news, he already has great rapport with hecklers.
moment of silence for the champions
for those who make going hard a lifestyle
never wait for nothing
got to get it right now
i know this is gonna be negative repped, but when i think of ron artest i think of his rap career, photo shoots with hot turkish models, mental health seminars, and BACK BREAKING THREE POINTERS OVER THE WORST PEOPLE ON EARTH AKA THE CELTICS
ron artest has a free pass, FOR LIFE. i bet this tour rules.
I am confused, bewildered, by your naming of the worst people on earth. Also, by your naming of back-breaking three pointers? I thought that was Ray Allen.
NOT IN GAME SEEEVVVEEEENNNN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-mT99HCFFI
Because I couldn’t find Spock crying:
(Alternate joke: A picture of the memory wipe from MIB with “I don’t know what you are talking about, but this often happens with many Boston fans. We long ago started using these on us.”
I think I sat next to Ron Artest in Philosophy 110 at St John’s for half a semester… but I’m not sure.
Humblebrag? ME?
I’m looking forward to seeing that classic Ron Artest sense of humor on display
Oh, great, he’s a prop comic. I really, really hope he steals a joke from Carrot Top and sends him into roid rage.
Who is Ron Arteste?
The extra “e” is for extra I-don’t-give-a-fuck-about-this-douchebag!
I think Ron Artest’s the name of the venue.
You may remember him as the LA Laker who, right after winning the NBA Championship last year, gave an emotional courtside interview in which he thanked “everyone in my hood and my psychiatrist” for making it all possible.
The man is solid gold.
Ron Artest on Videogum? BRIAN’S WORLDS DONE BEEN HAD COLLIDING.
“What He Gives Us: The Eternal Dry Humping of the Apocalypse”
I have every reason to hate Ron Artest (being a Pistons fan and all), but I can’t help but love the guy. Everything he does i just hilarious to me. Like, say, his AMAZING Michael Jackson tribute song, or — as someone else mentioned — Champion (I deselect all the the other in-game music on NBA 2K11 just too listen to it on a loop), or his twitter account, which occasionally reaches Kanye West levels of awesomeness. So, yeah. Ron Artest? More like Ron Ar-BEST!
I call this one “Ron-Ron Getting A Ticket For Driving A Race Car With Expired Tags.”
Ron Ron, the people’s punchline comic.