Photos
It is unclear whether or not Steven Seagal was actually put into a choke hold and forced to pee himself in front of the cast and crew on the set of Out For Justice. What is clear is that who cares if it’s true or not, that’s hilarious!
 |
 |
You Might Also Like
 This Is Just Some Really Good Diaper Tech |  Here Are Some Morning Links! |  Just Some Stuff You Don’t Want To Know About Ke$ha |  Here Are Some Morning Links! |
Leave a Reply
Sign inSign in with FacebookYou must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.
More like Steven Pee-gal
Ian, great joke! Urine a league of your own, my friend.
Under Pee-ge
Guys, I went to Steven Seagal’s IMDb to cheat and make a pee-based Steven Seagal pun, and holy shit, this is the first sentence in his bio:
“Steven Seagal is a striking and somewhat boyishly handsome looking (often with ponytail) and usually impeccably dressed action star who burst onto the martial arts film scene in 1988 in the fast-paced Warner Bros. film Above the Law (1988).”
Very boyish. Very handsome.
“Steven Seagal also enjoys editing his own imdb page”
This photo is meant to go with the bio.
I hope his movies are available on Netflix Streaming!
Exit Poos, also starring PeeMX. (I’m really reaching here).
Exit Fluids
This kind of thing would never happen to Chuck Norris.
That’s because he wears Depends everywhere he goes as a precaution.
But, as an outspoken Republican, Norris is a fan of trickle down.
I think this post proves my comment yesterday re: Gabe hating sports but loving watersports certainly holds water.
P(ee)-value <.00001 STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT
I see what you mean. I have confidence there’s a range of standard deviations Gabe is distributed in.
In fact, I believe that once, Urine was forced to Chuck Norris itself while in a choke hold (huh?)
Well, ass. That was supposed to be in reply to Bluestockings up yonder. I will put myself to bed now. Goodnight!
“Jump on in with me, Steven. The water is warm (because of my pee).” – Hugh Jackman
Off-topic!
Feeling left out?
Come join us for Friday afternoon chat, yo!
http://tinychat.com/videogum password enhance
Awww, look — Ian/Louise is getting some action!
It’s a wee bit hypocritical of Gabe to laugh at anyone caring about a celebrity urinating when he made all that fuss about Hugh Jackman’s urinating to such a cyber-bullying degree. But just a wee bit hypocritical, not a gushing golden shower of hypocrisy, more of a manageable dribble level. Tap your hypocrisy before placing it back in your pants, Gabe to make sure no extra droplets make your whitey tighties turn yellow.
‘Tap your hypocrisy before placing it back in your pants’ is so going to be my new phrase.
No that’s my phrase, it is my baby and I have nurtured it
Eff that noise!
Crap, I can’t decide to go with a “Exit Wounds” pee joke or the ‘Executive Pee-cision” joke…