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Can you read a brief article in the Atlantic about the Verizon spokesman now? Good. (Should I prepare my speech for the Lazy Jokes Awards now, or is that kind of against the whole point of winning?)
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'Sup, pogs!
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That’s weird, I heard that, after being known for his catchphrase in the commercials, he couldn’t get any serious acting gigs anymore and had to quit acting to go be a bartender for a catering company.
Or was that the “dude you’re getting a Dell” guy?
He was the Dell guy, who was also arrested for purchasing marijuana
You figured a penchant for weed would get the guy more acting gigs. See: Franco, James.
I’m too lazy to read the article, can someone just tell me if he’s having fun yet?
This guy knows what you’re talking about:
I know the joke’s been made, but who could argue with an Adam Scott photo?
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Speaking of ubquitous commercials did you know that the All State Mayhem guy is Dennis Duffy?
And the “Are you in good hands” guy is both the President and Pedro Serrano?
Speaking of ubiquitous commercials, did you know the State Farm “Like a Good Neighbor,” commercials are THE FUCKING WORST?
It should be an honour just to be nominated.
First I have to finish Jill Lepore’s 30,000 word profile on the Geico gecko in this week’s New Yorker.
Seriously, who reads that magazine? Mummies? (They have a lot of time.)
(This joke made sense in my head. Out you go, little joke! Out into the world!)
A few months ago, he attended his grandmother’s funeral. As her body was being lowered into the ground, he heard the hushed voice of a family friend: “Can you hear me now?”
- this is so depressing….. and yet, given the same opportunity, who knows?
Mans and I don’t like this guy.
This article has left me forever creeped out, now that I know that the Verizon Guy bought a house in my hometown.
And totally vindicated, seeing that he got hazed by a bunch of asinine teenagers in said hometown. Good real estate move, Verizon Guy. You should have called me, I would have warned you in advance.
Ha ha ha, your hometown is assholes.
Are we having fun yet?
“Worried about the publicity—and the questions that might ensue if it came out that the actor playing Test Man was gay—he declined to file a report.”
I can’t see how him being gay would cause any questions. Would it some how call into question the validity of the advertisements?
Is there anyone out there who can help connect the dots for me?
Seriousgum/Spoiler Alert
lots of Verizon customers are probably homophobic
i would like to apologize to you, Ian. I just downvoted you by accident. Someone fix my mistake!