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Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy, Kennedy had a secretary named Rebecca Black Is Terrible And This Meme Is A Little Exhausting But This Is Kind Of Funny. (Via Towleroad.)
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This just blew my brains out.
Too soon.
Sorry about that.
What is this gif from…? It haunts me!
That awful, awful Black Dahlia movie.
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If you think about it, spambot is totally pro JFK conspiracy as well
“premiere” “men” “share” “best” “general”
clearly this is about the cold war.
OMGeorge’s key takeaway from these incessant spam posts: when I finally open my dating website Smangle.com, at least I know that there will be a captive audience on Videogum.
Obligatory Turquoise Jeep gif:
Just doing my job. Nothing to see here.
Smangle, eh? So, should I just give you my credit card info now, or is there a mailing list? Asking for a friend, blittleblobbyblables.
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“Which seat can I taaaaaaake?”
LITUV (logged in to up-vote)
I’m so glad this song is finally getting the attention it deserves.
The funny thing being that whoever wrote this is far less crazy than anyone in the Braco video. Even if s/he believes this passionately.
Wait wut
I finally understand Demi and Ashton’s ads!
The campaign is for Real Men. What is real? What really happened with men? “Real Men” has seven letters. 4+3. 7+4= 11. 3×3=9. 9/11. The ad is against child slavery. On 9/11 George W. Bush was reading to children when the planes hit. What are slaves? People who are held against their will. Held. As in WithHeld. As in withheld information. As in the information that it was a controlled demolition. Control. Like the slavers have over their children. Demi and Ashton have seen the truth. Wake up, sheeple!
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jokes? no? jokes are not allowed?
We probably should have been able to figure this out after seeing “Crying For America.” Kids signing about politics the darndest things.
Oh my god, Rebecca Black predicted the assassination of JFK!
Let’s wait and see if she’ll tell us if we should be worried about Y2K.
7am wakin’ up in the White House
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs.
Gotta check the polls, gotta have cereal,
I’m running everything but this Cold War keeps
Going on and on
Everybody’s Russian.
Gotta get down to my private dock.
Gotta sail my yacht.
I see my fans!
Kicking it in Congress,
Sitting in my Office.
Gotta make my mind up,
Which seat will I taaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?
I’m JFK, JFK,
Wanna get down with JFK?
Everybody wants to party with the Kennedys, Kennedys.
I’m JFK, JFK.
Come kick it with JFK.
Everybody wants to part with the Kennedys.
Commies and Parties and Yachts!
Commies and Parties and Yachts.
Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun.
Lookin’ forward to my next term,
7:45 and I’m sailing round Nantucket,
Cruising so fast that I take off my tie.
Fun, sun, hot dog on bun,
Living life in Hyannis.
I got this, we got this,
Jackie is by my right, hey.
I got this, we got this,
America, you know it.
Kicking it in Congress,
Sitting in my Office.
Gotta make my mind up,
Which seat will I taaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?
CHORUS
Eisenhower was yesterday,
Today is for JFK.
We, we, we so charismatic. So charismatic.
We goin’ to a ball today.
Up next is Johnson
And Nixon comes afterwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaards,
But I don’t want this term to end!
RFK RAP BREAK:
JFK, Jack Kennedy
So chillin’ iup in Congress
The Oval Office
He’s governin’, schmoozin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Space race, go to space,
Wit’ a man up on the moon (Woo!)
(C’mon) Russian spaceships passin in front of us
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
It’s his time, it’s JFK, he’s the President
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all
CHORUS (x4)
I want to take this behind a middle school and convince it to become a musician
All Cape Cod references immediately upvoted. Please do a Chappaquidick one.
Also, the day before Kennedy was assassinated was a Thursday, and the next day was a Saturday! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
Holy crud! You guys, this checks out!
This is a better explanation. And by better, I mean too long but also really interesting and kind of hilarious if you stick with it to the end.
I mean this sincerely, as politely as I can, as someone who regularly reads 1,000 page books, tl;dr.
How do you find books that are exactly 1000 pages long? Is there a special store full of them?
You’d be surprised that such a specialty shop can stay in business in this market.
He just reads Infinite Jest until right before the ending over and over.
Does this mean that Fruit Gushers reviews are detailing that time that his little brother Robert drove a hooker in the lake and let her drown in the car while he walked off a buzz? Because that happened, doodz.
HERSTORY!
Close — that’s actually detailed in the Yankee Candle review.
Nobody puts Bobby in a corner.
Shizz, I messed up herstory guys; it was Teddy who killed the hooker in the car, turning her into a lumpy, fluid-filled mess (Gushers).
RFK was the light of the future for American prosperity (the Yankee candle) – when he got shot, the flame went out, but the spirit (the never-ending smell) was still there. In many ways, a Yankee Candle burns in all of us.
Them Kennedy’s have had Came-lotz of trouble, amiright?!
Still got your facts wrong, Mary Jo Kopechne was no prostitute.
<—- Sorry, I meant to include my hash tag.
#notintendedtobeafactualstatement
We don’t like being correct!!! — downvoters
I know this is all old and maybe everyone saw this. but if you haven’t seen this mis-read lip read of this song, you will laugh if you watch this now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U
I just saw it for the first time yesterday. but you probably saw it weeks ago. my bad.