What do you need me to say? What is there TO say? That’s your job now. Caption this! (Via HaveYouSeenThis?)
Black Swan is weirder than I thought it would be.
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My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is 12 years older than me, lol. We met online at A’geM’ing’le. com The premiere online community for older women seek younger men or older men seek younger women to meet and share your interests. Ever feel that you would best enjoy someone who is not in your age group? Leave behind the other general dating sites out there and try us.
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I appreciate that it must be difficult to get people to your sites and you must spend a lot of time, money and effort seeking out new ways to encourage the lonely but financially viable to inspect your wares. But this site is one of the last remaining corners of the Internet that is not uniformly terrible. And you are ruining it.
You are not doing your site a service by posting here. You are doing it a disservice. If I was seeking out someone 12 years older than me (which is creepy in and of itself, because your use of the idiom ‘lol’ suggests that you’re trying to encourage teenagers or people in their very early teens to try out your site so they can be salivated over by much older people (lol?)) I would not try your site.
So please, kindly fuck off. Now and forever. Fuck Off.
Also, that’s the second time I’ve gotten one of these in response to my post today. So, I’m flattered…but?
I’m sure the human being that posted that spam message has noted this and decided to move onto spamming another site. Because that’s how spam works. Yes, you done good.
Guys…. I’m worried about Thom Yorke.
Infinity upvotes! This is it!
radiohead is so not cool any more
Real men dance in intersections.
He had DREADS THE WHOLE TIME??
Now that’s a twist.
I don’t care what you say. “Who Let The Dogs Out?” is just as relevant now as it was a decade ago.
WHY THE HELL DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE UPVOTES?!?!?! Come on, people, let’s get it together.
Who the hell downvotes Donna Darko? I mean, you’re entitled to your opinion-thumb and everything, but that’s just lame.
Well, how exactly do *you* get to work?
In a lorry.
Was waiting for an ice cream lorry to come along and cream him.
In Wales, they call this lloryyllywn.
In Wales, they call microwaves ‘popty ping.’ (Seriously.)
“Dance like no one’s watching. Yikes! Except for you.” — Poster hanging on a girl’s dorm room wall.
He’s just walking home from his taping on the Maury show (spoiler alert, he wasn’t the father).
After that stroke Tim never could walk the same, everyone thought he was dancing and posted videos onto youtube, which just made Tim even more upset
That’s just how you have to dance in jeans that tight. It’s called being a slave to fashion.
I wish I looked that thin in my skinny jeans.
You know what’s cooler than a dude who dances in the street? Dudes who film it so that they can feel superior to someone (read: ANYONE).
Who’s the more foolish: the fool or the fool who blogs about him?
If I could have any quote by Steve Winwood, blog commenter, on a t-shirt.
I hope he can make it to the bathroom on time.
Sorry, I hope he can make it to the loo on time.
Come on baby, do the Lorriemotion
Lorry Darko. Sorry lawblog
We now have clear visual proof: gingers have no soul
I’ve got my eye on you, hammer. Watch what you say, sir.
He’s listening to Gwyneth Paltrow cover Biggie Smalls “Mo money, mo problems” and he’s just not sure how to move to THAT rhythm.
Not shown- Yo Gabba Gabba casting director
Casting Director: What is your name?
Casting Director: And do you like to dance?
Dancer: I like to dance!
Casting Director: You’re hired!
FAKE AND SASHAY
A one-man flash mob, guys. Breathtaking.
Budget cuts in the British Government have forced to Ministry of Silly Walks to sack its last employee.
I assumed they were simply forced to move the office to Wales.
What you Yanks don’t realise is that pavements are very hot in Cardiff, and the Welsh are descended from lizards. (ask David Ike)
Elvis would be turning over in his grave…if he wasn’t alive and well and fighting zombies.
Excuse me…mummies. He is fighting mummies.
If that’s the case then there’s more important things to worrying about then funny dancing. There are people going around dyeing the skins of ex-presidents!
A white dude with dreadlocks documents anything that is better than a white dude with dreadlocks, which is everything. [What the [silence] Productions]
Don’t hate on Trustafarians dude. Look at all the great things they’ve contributed to society. Let’s have a vote on the greatest white men with dreadlocks ever. There’s Keith Morris (Black Flag/Circle Jerks) and …… that guy who used to sell me really bad weed…..um….
I just find it fascinating that the asshole taking the video thinks that he is the cool one.
What’s not cool about a bunch of assholes poking fun at a weirdo? I bet you rooted against Cobra Kai in The Karate Kid, weirdo.
Don’t listen to him Godsauce. You’re the best around. Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
The weird part is, he’s listening to a Nicholas Sparks audiobook on those headphones
Weird? That actually explains a lot.
A (Moon)walk to Remember
What has the world come to when a guy can’t weirdly dance-walk down the street without a stranger video-recording and putting it on youtube? Who should be more embarrassed? The guy who’s happily dancewalking down the street or the guy taking videos of strangers and posting them on-line?
In her later years, Kirstie Alley took to the streets to show the world that she still had the moves.
And THAT, my friends, is how you do the forward moonwalk.
England: where everyone is chill.
Wales: Totes a part of England
hah np… I just felt like pointing it out
Ed Grimley’s going to need a bigger Pat Sajak poster
does everybody know what I am talking about? ed grimley was martin short’s character on SNL back in the day (the 80s) and he did a crazy dance when he would go completely mental… joke’s a bomb if ya gots ta explain it, gots ta celebrate it – sarah palinstein
I went as him for Halloween when I was in like 3rd grade (no photo, cause I suck). Do you remember the short lived cartoon?
yeah I dont remember liking the cartoon all that much
The Ministry of Silly Walks will *not* give me that grant unless I practice, practice, practice…
Man, Joaquin Phoenix is DEEP undercover for this next documentary.
“Awesome; a Cardiff reference on Videogum! I used to live in Cardiff! Haha. That guy looks like such a tool. Haha. He looks familiar, I wonder if I knew him or something. Haha. He kind of looks like that mistake I made that one night when I was wasted at – ohmigod. Ohmigoditsdefinitelyhim. Oh… oh no… ”
This is Bananahammock’s (ex)boyfriend.
Update: It’s not him. I checked the records (Facebook), and I enhanced, just to make sure. Whew; that was really close you guys.
Copper Hackney lives!
The music is inside him. Along with all the drugs.
Manic Street Prancer
“I wear dreadlocks and, therefore, am unable to pass judgment on any other human being.”
People in dreadlock houses shouldn’t cast YouTube stones.
Sorry for the seizures this may induce… I tried.
No apologies necessary!
Hey, Mr. Judgmental, your reaction is like the white-guy-with-dreads pot calling the pop-lockin’-dancer kettle BLACK. Shut up.
hey now, yeah, what’s with all the dreadlock hate? can i get a “one love”, please? who cares what the man’s hair looks like. and for that matter, when have we ever judged people filming events that later amused us?
Have you met white guys with dreads?
People STILL don’t understand why Gwyneth Paltrow insisted on doing her own dancing in Country Strong.
New Bose Shame-Cancelling Headphones: For the Arrhythmic Ginger in Us All
Isn’t that how everyone dances to Super Furry Animals?
*making jokes referencing welsh bands not popular in the us*
“I’m stepping on ALL the cracks, mom!”
Ain’t no party like a Dylan Thomas party.
No Torchwood jokes yet? Really? Nothing?
Oh god, Do you think this was on the set of Miracle Day?
I’m worried about Russel T. Davies, you guys. You had me at Bill Pullman, you lost me at zombie Thom Yorke. (He is a ginger, though. The Doctor is jealous.)
I came here to make a Torchwood joke, but am too late again. Stupid time zones.
Cardiff Giant Weirdo
Jerkin’ has reached Cardiff. Don’t hate.
What nobody realizes is that the ground is actually hot lava.
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