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Speaking of books, I have only read the first 10 pages or so of Tina Fey’s new book, Bossypants, but they were 10 very good pages! Humor books are, as a rule, horrible and always unfunny, but I have a feeling this one might be different. (Please put that blurb on the paperback, Mr. Penguin.)
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Why would you read this book, when Chelsea Handler has already published so many books that you could be reading instead?
“Not cool, man.” -Earth, The Book
This book can only make me sad that me and Tina Fey aren’t friends. Who have sex.
But can sex friends be best friends?
No, but they are the best kind of friend.
Who upvotes Bill O’Reilly?
“A screaming comes across Alec Baldwin’s thigh.”
STATELY, PLUMP Tracy Morgan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
–Why don’t Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I’ll tell you why: It’s because the Pope owns Long John Silver’s.
Mr Kenneth Parcell ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liver slices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencod’s roes.Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.
riverrun, past Jack and Jenna’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodious vicus of recirculation back to Rockefeller Center and Environs.
I’ll read this after I’m done reading Lisa Ann’s Bossypantsless*.
*If you get this joke, congrats, you are a perv.
Oh, I got it. Now I know why we hit it off last night.
C’mon Gabe, we all know this is the funny book you’re REALLY waiting for.
What is with everyone asking their books questions today? Stop talking to your books, you crazies.