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You know what, enough James Franco already. It’s exhausting. Between his movies and his (defunct) Twitter and his multiple, concurrent graduate degree programs (on opposite sides of the country, as if that is even a thing) and hosting the Oscars also maybe he is going to be in a Broadway play and now he is also teaching two (TWO!) different classes and today the AP is reporting that he works at The Colbert Report?
ENOUGH. Honestly, it is too much! It’s exhausting even just to casually ignore most of it on the Internet! I haven’t felt this put upon by a celebrity’s incessant need for constant attention since BENNIFER. And at least that was TWO PEOPLE. And they had the decency to BREAK UP. At this point the only thing dude even has left to do is release a signature fragrance.
Go to bed, James Franco. No one likes you anymore.
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And despite all this, he’s still just Jimmy From The Block.
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I’m not going to argue with James Franco going to bed.
Can it be MY bed?
Good lord, somebody get facetaco’s wife again.
Won’t someone think of the children!?!
Boy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do when you get home from the taqueria.
One of these days we need to adequately deconstruct the origin of facetaco. If his face is a taco, is he cooking parts of his face at the taqueria? Head scratcher.
He’s the bassist for the taqueria’s in-house entertainment: La Explosion Roc-A-Fuego.
Have you seen the video of him in bed? And it looks like you are waking up to him? Because daaaaaaaaaaaannnnnng he is so fine in that I could just die.
Looks like we’re all ready:
Nothing can ruin that cameo for me. Him inclining the pillow’s “head” ever so slightly in introduction…defending his relationship with the ottoman as “strictly business”, and (of course), “Neither am I, Liz!”.
Jackass of all trades, master of none.
Since he does everything, maybe he will do me.
Narrator, please give us a call. We have a safe place for you to stay and free legal advice.
Things you can count on:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. nightmare’s desire to hit that
You know what I think is weird? My mom is obsessed with him! She is always filling me in on fun Franco facts…like that he used to work at McDonald’s. Cool story, mom!
#moms…
I bet he still works at McDonald’s on the weekends.
My mom does that too, but with Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20.
And I’m like “Mom, I already KNOW Rob Thomas is in a rehab center in Philly.”
Way to go Gabe, now you made James Franco cry
“Go to bed, James Franco. No one likes you anymore.”
Not true. I never liked him to start with.
Man, and I barely have enough to do one job poorly.
I still kinda like him in a weird man crush kind of way.
I think I found a new favorite avatar.
Aww, thanks!
Oh James Franco. It’s ok to take a break. Shhh. Why don’t you put on your jammies while I make you a cup of sleepytime tea. Do you want to cuddle Mr. Bearsly? Why don’t you just take Mr. Bearsly and get tucked in. I’ll get the Oscar the Grouch nitelite for you, and be right in with your tea and The Little Prince. It is time for sleepy Francos to take a nap!
Hopefully you will be all rested up for Your Highness, and we can go back to having good clean fun!
He is ready, LBT!!!!
Do you have some sort of fetish you want to discuss with the class?
I just have overactive caretaker impulses. Do you need a pillow fluffed? Or pie? I can make pie.
I don’t want to intrude, pecan please
Can I have some of that delicious lutefisk you’ve been talking about?
Yes please? I am fleeing my new living place in Colorado because it turns out the woman I found on craigslist (lesson learned!!) is crazy and I don’t feel safe and I am running away and me telling her that might make her kill me. So pie? Assorted berry pie?
Adderall’s a helluva drug.
Please don’t release a signature fragrance, James Franco. You kinda look like you smell bad.
Ever wonder how James Franco seems to manage to be in so many places at the same time?
I always kind of assumed he had that time necklace that Hermione wears in the third Harry Potter.
He likes JOBS!
I think we all know who the tea partiers should really be blaming unemployment on. JAMES FRANCO TOOK OUR JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He probably needs a hand w/ all of those jobs.
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Pretty sure there are several people that have already posted requests for this.
Should I not tell Gabe about this?
Ugh, James Franco, what a cheap move. You put on a wet t-shirt just to try and convince me to stay? Well I’M NOT FALLING FOR IT THIS TIME, BUDDY. You have betrayed my trust for the last time. No more I love yous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS1jAvCycCY
I can’t make fun of James Franco. He did a cameo for my orchestra’s Halloween Show film (yes, it’s at Yale), and he was totally cool. That buys him about seven months of jackassery before I can make jokes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjsRl4-xXOU
(PS – I’m the guy in the eyepatch.)
“You know, I went to college in Boston. Well not in Boston, but nearby. No… not Tufts.”
#Humblebrag?
I didn’t go to Yale, I just work there. I went to music school, so not really #humblebrag. More like convenient excuse to show off my maniacal laugh. Sorry if I gave the wrong impression.
It’s all good. I was just joking. I mean, you are an astronaut, so I trust you’re very smart!
I can also tolerate 7 G’s without losing consciousness. Thanks. #iwatchedmoonrakeronnetflixlastnight
I just had fun picturing you as Toofer when you said “yes, it’s at Yale”.
good. i’m glad people are over him. now i can continue to like him and not feel like im on some sort of bandwagon. since i care about that type of thing.
that’s why i can’t wait for the next arcade fire album to be terrible. that should clean out the gutters.
….and some where Dave Franco is taking a role in a ABC family show after getting turned down for a bit part in the next Nicholas Sparks movie.
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Common mistake. It is about tea parties, plural.
One lump or two, unionman?
Two, please.
I just realized that no one invited Fergie & her “lovely lady lumps” to the tea party. Rare miss, internet. Camel humps, I suppose, will do.
*Pours a second cup of tea and sips deeply, washing away the feelings of disdain for the world (internet), and then wonders why no one attends her tea parties.
The York Dispatch – YOUR source for all things Franco!
BREAKING NEWS…
The AP learns that some words and often entire conversations on the Colbert Report are sometimes, on occasion, delivered in sarcastic, joking and mocking tones and not everything out of the host’s or guests’ mouths are 100% sincere and take-it-to-the-bank printable as news.
Or not.
Actually, i’m not James Franco apologist (or even really care one way or the other about his pursuits), but i thought he actually came off pretty well on the Colbert Report for the most part.
However, my ambivalence (but general well wishes) continues…
Whatever
Gee, I thought I was just echoing the the ennui/ambivalence that battlecat had expressed. Oh well, whatever
Here’s how I see it. James Franco is to dudes as Gwyneth Paltrow is to ladies. That is to say, divisive. Both loathed and adored in equal measure. Yes?
My two cents? I’d have a semi-drunken conversation with him in a bar. (Which is a euphemism my friend and I made up. Guess what it means?!?)
that you wanna gaze into his eyes while he enthusiastically talks about about creative writing techniques?
But is goop truly adored by either gender, except for the middle-man who is Chris Martin?
I have a Franco man crush as much as anyone…but I def can’t get down with all that work. I mean it’s like chill you know? Nobody that ambitious can be cool to chill with. and “cool to chill with” is what a man crush is. I think I just got over my man crush while writing this. Thanks ‘gum.
Said Franco: “You rule. I want to work with you.”
Ha, stop the presses!
“I love jobs!“
I LOVE BRITTAIN
Let’s travel back to when I posted this right after the Oscars and it was down-voted into obilivifranco. WHO’S CORRECT IN THEIR CORRELATIVE PHOTOS NOW?
Not to mention that he’s doing it all with just one arm.
I’m pretty sure that annoying people without doing anything really wrong, unless you take him seriously, is pretty much his goal, and that amuses me, like I believe it amuses him.
Who? Just kidding, I know it’s Spider-man’s frenemy.
What I see: Bennifer.
What I think: Benjamin Franklin and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Are either of those correct?
I suspect somewhere Linda Cardellini is reading this. She is rolling her eyes and nodding in agreement.
He must be getting bored there…….
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