Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 by 28 Comments

“Could he BE any more sneakers?” – Bandler Ching

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  1. That One  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +14

    At long last we have an answer to the question “What’s the deal with all those sneakers?”

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  2. Brian the Astronaut  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +5

    something something “product placement” yadda yadda yadda “and then Morgan Spurlock made a movie”.

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  3. Patrick M  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +13

    Wait, didn’t season 2 episode 12 air AFTER LABOR DAY?

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  4. facetaco  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +7

    Wait, what is that website supposed to be, exactly? TMZ with a foot fetish?

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  5. the hammer is my penis  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +10

    How can this guide possibly be considered “complete? There’s NO MENTION of the two tone Converse Chuck Taylors he wore in episode 00317.

    Man, I hope someone got fired over THAT blunder.

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  6. sota  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +4

    OOOooooo look at you! Botticelli’s!

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  7. Dusky Panther  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +27

    This reminds me of my favorite ehow article.

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  8. thekelburrows  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +4

    Call me when someone painstakingly chronicles Mario Batali’s crocs.

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  9. Frank Lloyd Wrong  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +4

    I saw all these sneakers at an old couples garage sale in Parsippany, New Jersey.

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  10. facetaco  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +5

    “I don’t get it.”
    -Ina Garten

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  11. thisismynightmare  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +11

    I’m good, thanks.

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  12. R2D2, Esq.  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +7

    I bet he had all those sneakers…for sneaking.

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  13. lilbobbytables  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +5

    Huh. All these sneakers really make me want a Quarter Pounder. Weird.

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  14. Frank Lloyd Wrong  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +15

    Seinfeld gifs? Seinfeld gifs.

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  15. gatheraroundtheoakentable  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +2

    Lol yall mutahfuckaz remember the dave chappelle show sneakers skit with mos def?

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  16. Gobblegirl  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +1

    My best friend is a sneaker writer (basketball shoes, to be specific). It’s how he puts sneakers on his family.
    Even he would find the amount of effort of put into this very stupid.

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  17. Jeb  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +4

    What I learned: comedians have always made weird denim choices.

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  18. Tanis  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 +5

    These sneakers are making me thirsty!

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  19. Herbert's Booty Surprise  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 0

    Honestly the shoes in #6 are kind of dope except that this was Seinfeld and NOT In Living Color.

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