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IMPORTANT FART NEWS, YOU GUYS! THERE IS AN ACTRESS WHO FARTS! I KNOW, I COULD HARDLY BELIEVE IT MYSELF WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT, BUT ACCORDING TO A THIRD-TIER GOSSIP WEBSITE, IT IS TRUE! WHAT A WORLD. From BuzzFoto (via Gawker):
Which A List Female Celebrity who makes the big bucks is known in the industry as being one of the smelliest actresses around? Apparently she has ‘gas’ that could clear a set faster than any director.
WHOA! PRETTY SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS. WHO IS THE ACTRESS THAT IS KNOWN FOR FARTING SOMETIMES? I MEAN, THE BLIND ITEM SAYS A-LIST, BUT HOW FAMOUS CAN SHE REALLY BE IF SHE FARTED? AT THE VERY LEAST, SHE PROBABLY CAN’T STAY FAMOUS IF THE WORLD FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS. PROBABLY A LOT OF P.R. REPS EARNING THEIR PAYCHECK TODAY TRYING TO KEEP THIS SCANDAL UNDER WRAPS. GOOD LUCK, P.R. REPS! FOR NOW, THOUGH, THE MYSTERY CONTINUES. WE WILL CONTINUE TO STAY ON TOP OF THIS VERY IMPORTANT NEWS STORY THAT IS IMPORTANT AND NEWS.
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Thus began Fart Watch 2012.
Smellen Page
Amy Fart
Tootlia Roberts
Sandra Buttock
Frieda “Too Many” Pinto “Beans”
Don’t be talking about Gabe’s girlfriend that way.
Ali Farter
Gas-shley Tisdale
Reese Witherspoo
Worst New Party Game?
Best New Farty Game
Burst Poo Farty Game
Fart Fart Farty MadAboutYouIsAGoodShow
Mad About Poo?
Katherine Heigl
Pooey Deschanel
Did I do it wrong?
In my neighborhood, we call keeping a farting scandal under wraps a “dutch oven.”
It’s 2011 we should all acknowledge that women fart or else Geraldine Ferarro died in vain. If James Franco had smelly farts he’d be all hell yeah I fart, also I made a short film of naked people in Anubis masks who all fart
And Harmony Korine would be all “Dude, that way MY idea!”
I think we all know who the culprit is.
that’s what a goop is!
time to scoop some goop and pop some tops bro
I would care less, but I don’t and I like this. Farts: They’re just like us! (PS – it’s Cameron “Trouty Mouth” Diaz)
She’s only considered A-list if this article is from 2001.
As her beauty shines on and her youth refuses to fade, somewhere inside her a painting gets smellier and smellier.
It says female celebrity.
How dare you, sir, she’s Perfect.
NSFW? perhaps. BUT, if I am to be fired.. I would gladly chose to be fired for this gif, sir.
My thanks.
my boyfriend eats that stuff and I tease him about it
Very blind. Very item.
I promise you this: She is a vegetarian.
Agreed. And if the farts smell like musty hay….
Sarah Jessica Parker FTW!
(FTW = for the wind)
Breaking Wind News, more like!
(No, no. Keep your upvotes. Your laughter is thanks enough.)
Well done everyone on this. Just a solid group effort.
Sorry guys, gotta go. My son Rip is on line toot.
I had a STINKING suspicion Shell would comment on this #youseewhatIdidthere
ME: “Don’t let me down, internet. Tell me that there’s a website devoted exclusively to famous actresses farting.
INTERNET: “Come on, brah. Who ya talking to? I got ya covered.”
http://www.actressfarting.com/
Why did I click on that? WHY GOD WHY?
So the rest of us wouldn’t have to.
Oh, Internet, I can’t stay mad at you.
Elisha Cuthfert.
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While the message may be overly blunt, I do find your reasoning to be sound.
Allison Bree: (swoon)
Funny enough, that’s how I won over my wife:
“I wanna fuck or at least make love to you, bitch.”
Did you remember the exclamation point in parenthesis?
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This Misogyny=the worst
BUT
The parenthetical explanation bitch (girlfriend)=the best
“Oh, so that’s what you are talking about!, now I know how to disrespect women too!”
He spells girl with a B #nwareferences
I’m downvoting you for the “bitch” part, but I can relate to the overall sentiment.
I cancelled out Huckabeast’s downvote because you spelled “fuck” like an Etruscan or something.
“Fuck Like an Etruscan” is my favorite Bangles song.
“Fuck Like an Etruscan” by The Hammer Is My Penis
HAHAHA this actually made me “LOL”
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/fuck+like+an+Etruscan:
fuck like an Etruscan:
CLICHE not very much fucking at all; insufficient amount of fucking to ward off assimilation by the Roman Republic
Yeah, I didn’t want to be too vulgar and shit.
I would like to Fornicate with Brie as well
#StrangestBoner
Solved:
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/jessica-simpsons-mortifying-moment-revealed-2010281
I believe the blind item said “A List.” Try again.
Maybe they meant “a list”
Time to let a little S.B.D.
AND SHE’S JEWISH?
I mean pooish
Gwnyeth Poottrow.