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Oh man, Anthony Weiner, you guys! He should change his name to The Best Weiner, am I right? Why wouldn’t he? There’s nothing gross or weird or having unlimited potential to be misconstrued about that name, it’s just expresses what a great guy he is, I’m sure. Seriously. He is the best. Anyway, in his latest video, Mr. Weiner takes to the floor of the House of Representatives to explain to the Republicans how a bill is turned into law, using posters and props, naturally. Dude just straight takes them to Government School, no joke. But, like, Government Elementary School. You’ll see. It makes me wish that this is what C-Span was really like. I would watch C-Span all the time! (But I would not watch C-Span 2. I’m not a weirdo.)
Hahaha. They don’t call him The Best Weiner for nothing!
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Best Weiner:
I have a feeling that if Anthony was Dawn’s relative, he would have noticed she went missing. He’s cool like that.
Counter-point; Best Weiner:
I will also yield two of my minutes to Mr. Weiner
Great job, Weiner!
They say that there’s two things you never wanna let them see you make: laws and sausages.
Anthony Weiner knows a thing or two about both.
I wonder what his position on Pork is?
I wonder what my position on unnecessary question marks is?
Actually I think he’d be a hebrew national, so this Weiner is ALL BEEF. (and delicious!)
I think he’d be a Hebrew National, so this Weiner is ALL BEEF. (and delicious!)
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Speaking of BEEFS, amirite?
You just dissed on Anthony Weiner, but your screen name is “unionman.” I’m so conflicted…
If you give a Republican mouse a cookie he’ll dunk it in a deliciously hateful beverage at the tea party they are having this afternoon.
If you give a Pig a pancake, he’s probably going to want a 3/5ths Majority.
That is a long, skinny, angular Weiner.
I wonder what would happen if Weiner and Bush got together?
Probably a John Boehner.
thatismynightmare
They would probably discuss their political differences over a dinner or drinks. I wager the conversation would be insightful, but civil, as they are both career politicians and are most likely adept at having a lively debate without resorting to the hostility that plagues modern discourse. Furthermore, I bet after an hour or so they’d…oh wait I get it. Genitals.
You think Bush would be insightful, eh? I never knew you watched Fox News, Frank, I never knew.
Eh, I make concession to setup a joke.
More like Anthony WINNER.
When does the conservative mouse get caught with a male prostitute?
Honestly, I always relish the opportunity to see Rep. Weiner cut the mustard and make his Republican colleagues play ketchup.
I think he was just trying to win the young vote, with his mad props.
I’m gonna say it again Gabe. I think we need to have an Anthony Wiener Promise. I think we’d all like it. I’d love a daily taste of Wiener.
I, for one, love Weiner, but I think we all knew that!
I can’t take this anymore.
Narrator, let me know when Project Mayhem starts.
FIRST RULE OF PROJECT MAYHEM IS YOU DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS.
Wait, that wasn’t a question? Oh, my bad, I’m sorry.
I love this guy so much I’d move to Brooklyn just so I could vote for him. And so my dog could play with Birdie.
One step ahead of you, all I need to do is buy a dog. I’m thinking Dachshund.
On second thought, since you already have a dog, no one’s a step ahead of any one. Wanna join forces and make the dream happen?
I just want to say that I love how we are all adults here. Weiner!!!! HAHAHAHA!
To stand up in front of his colleagues and make a speech like that. Well, I guess you have to admire Weiner’s balls.
#Inmy30′s
#stillfunny
#weiner
“As a rebuttal, I would like to read from Glen Beck’s latest political thriller…”–Rep. Sausage (R-Kentucky)
Eric Cantor is dumb lol.
The holocaust, slippery slope socialism, our legislative system, urban/rural sociological differences, cancer, growing ears on stuff, Sherlock Holmes, Medieval Heroism…Oh Mice, is there nothing you can’t make more palatable|understandable|fun!?!!!
1. maus
2. if you give a mouse a…
3. the book from the video
4. city mouse / country mouse
5. science
6. science
7. Basil of baker street
8. Redwall
just in case it sounded like I went to college at mouse U. where all my professors were mice…
#safetyschools
Upvote for Redwall reference! (aka baby’s first food porn)
Do we have a GIF of Bloomberg shaking his fist looking slightly frightened?
I dunno guys, I think his early release is still his best. I mean sure, this stuff is good, but he seems to be focused on being “clever” and he’s playing to his fans’ expectations. Sure, everyone loves him now, but I don’t think anything is going to top his defense of the 9/11 responders act bill release.
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*If I knew how to do anything with images, “bands” would be crossed out and replaced with politicians.
I nominate “I think his early release is still his best” for “Worst #TWSS of All Time”
These guys know what he’s talking about!
Can I get a “what what” for Schoolhouse Rock?!
I can easily picture about 1/3 of the Republicans there scratching their heads and going, “Uh… …. Is he making fun of us?”
Did you guys ever do that thing where the person you’re talking about walks over and you say “and that’s how a bill becomes a law!” to throw them off the gossip scent? Anthony Weiner would be awesome at that.
At the NYC Planned Parenthood rally a few weeks ago, he stood up on stage and said, “My name is Anthony Weiner, and I stand for women. I’ll leave it to the headline writers to make the joke about a guy named Weiner standing for women.”
Basically, yes, he is really THE BEST.
Hells yea Anthony Wiener! I’m a proud fellow SUNY Plattsburgh Alumn- that is until he gets caught with a hooker.
Then it’s all dick jokes from there.
Dear Anthony Weiner,
Were you this cool back in 2002? If you were, and I was too busy giggling at your last name from the back of the House floor to notice, I am ashamed- my only defense is that I was 17, and thus kind of an idiot (though I’d hope smarter than some, what with the front row seat to Congress and all). Anyhow, keep up the good work, and hopefully those kids sitting at the back now think you’re a rockstar.
Sincerely,
[GroverJefferson]
House Page, 107th/108th Congress
Weiner should start the anti-Tea Party – Weiner’s Pea Tarty.
He had me at “mices.”
Hey guys, FLW reporting from the future. You are NOT going to believe how this all turns out for Anthony Weiner.