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Being white is hard! The hardest? Probably the hardest. These guys know what I’m talking about. This movie looks fine. I’m not really that into world-weary adult who treats awkward lonely child as if he, too, is world-weary and an adult. But I like Raymond Carver stories! And I like Will Ferrell so it’s interesting to see a movie trailer in which he doesn’t scream or act like a baby for even one second! Weird. Is he sick? Does anyone know whether or not Will Ferrell is sick? Also that little kid is the son of Notorious R.I.P. and Faith Evans?! Well of course he is. Now if you will excuse me, I have something expensive to complain about to my therapist!
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Also, i’d watch that movie, because it has Dennis in it.
I’ll watch this movie b/c it is about white people problems. I love white people problem movies. I suppose one could say that is the ultimate white people problem.
DENNIS!
For one sweet, sweet moment I thought this was the long-awaited film adaptation of Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life. LET DOWN!
Dennis, being an asshole…SURPRISE. love him.
Looks like someone didn’t get the Videogum Everywhere memo. No pranks, prankster!
“Everyone must go to ‘Everything Must Go!’ Ha HAA! *sigh* I’ve wasted my life.” — Ben Lyons
I hate those trailers that have all the funniest bits from the movie in them. So this was refreshing.
#needzmorefartz
So if I become an alcoholic and lose my wife and job Rebbecca Hall will dig me? Okay this is gonna take some work but it will be worth it
Sorry, she’s already taken. Will Ferrell got there first. But I hear Madea is single and looking. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink.
Rebecca Hall EXCLUSIVELY does “being white is hard” movies. See also: Please Give and Vicky Christina Barcelona. It must be her quirky “she gets more beautiful with time” look. So unique!
“Ennui.” – this movie
It’s like…I don’t even need to click on that hyper link joke. I don’t even know to mouse over for a hint. I KNOW it is going to be a picture of the starving children in the dust. Do I win anything for that?
Yes, actually!
can’t wait to tell you what you’ve won.Ugh, that was supposed to be a hyperlink.
are going to be so disappointed in me.Whatever, the Internet is broken today. Sorry for the mess guys.
#WishItWasPonyDay
It’s ok, it was like April Truth. You were open and honest on April Fool’s day, and for that you get a prize: http://tinyurl.com/2tcnbl
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4c0ef14d08/mind-match-by-the-state-from-greatest-comedy-sketches
I’m going to make a movie about me getting off my elliptical and making lunch and realizing that I put chocolate chips in the banana bread that I made last night, and you just can’t well eat that after a good 45 minute work out, and I just lost my 13′th pound and GOD ALMIGHTY WHY WON’T WOMEN TALK TO ME?
“You’re not your fucking khakis.”
“Dude, you just BLEW my mind!”
PBR really knows how to pick their spots for product placement in movies:
I am looking forward to this (for now). The Carver story is great! I genuinely enjoyed Will Ferrell in Stranger Than Fiction! Right?
University of Arizona represent!!!
I think this is our first shout out1 since Infinite Jest.
1. An Arizona shout out basically guarantees Everything Must Go all the Oscars.
html FAIL. moving on…
Sweet! I am at work (um, at the University. . .) and can’t listen to sound right now so thanks for the heads up. . .
My name is Congressman Sean Duffy and I approve of this movie.
Since I’ve actually attended a few AA meetings (don’t ask why), I’d like to point out how this movie really happens:
Troubled white guy loses job, wife, and respect. He doesn’t live on front lawn, but either in his car or on a friend’s couch. He starts to drink a lot. Women don’t tell him he’s a good person. They generally ignore him, or, at the very least, acknowledge him only when they need to tell him to take a shower. He drinks some more. Friend kicks him out and/or his car breaks down. He now lives on the street but his luck changes slightly as he make a new friend: Lucky, the three-legged stray mutt. Homeless white guy and Lucky have all sorts of wonderful adventures together, including (and mostly limited to) scrounging for food in dumpsters, breaking into expensive cars to steal the radio and/or muffler, and running away from gangs of young, white hoodlums who want to pretend they’re tough by beating up homless people. Through all of this homeless white guy has the resolve that things will get better. He wakes up one morning to find Lucky’s dead.
Also, this movie would probably star Val Kilmer circa now.
More like “This movie must go”!! Right? Right guys?
They should change his name to Stephen Woot because of every time I see him in a movie