I tried watching, but this is all it shows me:
I was going to say: “Are you sure this isn’t just Bill Hader in Julian Assange costume at New York’s hottest club, BEEF?”
Actually, I think it’s Booooooooof with nine o’s.
This is me right now.
I guess he’s not allowed to be upset about people having access to this video.
Seriously: has anyone ever seen Julian Assange and Crispin Glover in the same place at the same time?
In my dreams, don’t judge me my imaginary boyfriends Julian and Crispin love me very much
Crispin Glover would probably drug you and draw pictures of your toes while eating lemon slices, and Julian Assange would just tell the whole damn world about it the next day.
I can’t believe someone would be so brazen as to leak a video of this very private man on the internet.
I can’t believe someone would be so brazen as to watermark the shit out of an embarrassing video of this man.
It’s Friday, just got raid
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Donna Darko. (I think?)
Just an FYI: Rearrange the letters in “Julian Assange” and you get “Anal Anuses Jig.” Repetitive and accurate?
I think you need to search that on Google to determine the answer.
Leon Panetta’s eyes narrowed and as they fixed to the screen. The dancing was incoherent, to be sure, but with some purpose. “Activate the assets,” he said in a tone that made his assistants glance at each other. This isn’t what they signed up for.
What a weird looking Swedish prison.
It’s actually pretty typical for a Swedish prison, from what I hear.
Huh, I didn’t think that song he’s dancing to was released yet.
I’ll post my thoughts once I recover from my seizure.
gettin’ JigiLeaks with it.
Julian Assange – Thomas Yorke = (hair + libido)
Somewhere out there is probably a video of me dancing. I hope that if it is ever posted on the Internetz, that it is done so without commentary as well.
Now, more than ever, he reminds me of a kid I went to high school with.
This why I don’t go to Red Lobster anymore.
I only go during Lobsterfest.
Let’s all post men/woman we’d rather see dance?
FAKE**** god damnit
Julian Assange ALLEGEDLY dancing.
I’m surprised the women on the dance floor near him weren’t raped
They couldn’t resist his “I am going to commit a sex crime tonight” dance moves.
I see nothing wrong with this. It’s called BIG PIMPIN
Bless his rhythmically-challenged heart.
That’s the most illegal thing I’ve ever seen.
And the reason this hasn’t been mashed up so he’s dancing to Ginuwine’s “Pony” is…….?
someone should mash it up with “the Safety Dance” and leak it back to him
with the subject line: “use condoms you fucking dipshit!”
Julian Assange is just the perfect villain. God damnit, look at those dance moves! He’s practically spelling out E-V-I-L with his dance shoes. And look what he did to those people’s faces! WHERE ARE THERE FACES!?
DON’T ENHANCE. DON’T ENHANCE!
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