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Oh no! Judge Judy was rushed to the hospital (yesterday)! She reported suffering from intestinal discomfort (“THERE’S TOO MANY FARTS IN THIS FART MACHINE!”) but is now saying it is simply exhaustion. And to get sick on Pony Day of all days. Such a thing! I made you a card, girl:
Get well soon, Judge Judy. All of our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family during this farticult I MEAN DIFFICULT time!
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“Don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s raining!
No, seriously, don’t, it can make me quite ill.”
Cue self-righteous indignation at Gabe’s making light of a person’s serious medical issues in 5..4..3..2..1..
Grrrrr Gaaaaaaaaaaaaabe!! *shakes fist at the heavens*
Here I am! Sorry I’m late.
HOLY CRAP, THAT WORKED?! Cue Mila Kunis showing up at my doorstep naked and holding a bucket of chicken wings in 5..4..3..2..1..
Excuuuuse me?
My cousin was killed by a pony fart. This is in really poor taste.
Exhaustion? Does this mean I have to go to the hospital every time I watch her show?
“Judge said, “I’m really fine. I wanted to go back to work this afternoon,” adding, “I’m exhausted. I’m just tired. A lot of things just zoned together, including the bad news of the world.”
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Judy has one big regret about going to the hospital today. She says some people from Las Vegas were coming to see her this afternoon to talk about a new Judge Judy slot machine. She says the meeting will be put on hold for a week.”
Heavy thoughts. Big regrets.
I have exhaustion and intestinal discomfort too, but I’m pretty sure I just have a hangover.
Here’s a gif of a horse playing with a ball for you, Judge Judy. Get well soon!
both timely (for pony day) and a great metaphor for how it feels to have hospital-inducing indigestion.
I hope she’s not out of commission for too long, there are so many disputes over who owns that Xbox that only she can solve
The matter of Common Sense V. Common Cold is expected to be appealed.
OMG! I FUCKING LOVE STITCH!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
As a card carrying member of the adults-feeling-extremely-awkward-attending-animated-films-without-an-accompanying-child club, I whole-heartedly agree. #nopedo
Despite repeatedly urinating down her own legs, the doctors have assured her that she is not suffering from urinary incontinence.
Oh Boloney!!!!!
If you could have just…moved Stitch over a little to the left, he could have been riding a pony. I didn’t know how much I wanted to see that until now.
clearly this now needed to exist
Why didn’t she go to the horspital?
Applesauce – 1
Boss – 0
I got Judy a book to help her through this ordeal.
I bet she already has a copy. She IS on the cover.
“*checks watch* So are we gonna do this today or not?” — Guy who is being sued for $380 for damages to a class ring he was supposed to clean for the Plaintiff, but didn’t, who didn’t get the message that Judge Judy was in the hospital and is impatient because he has to go pick up tickets for Martina McBride before the ticket office closes and his wife give him shit… again.
Odor in the court!