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YAY! PONY DAY! WHAT A MAGICAL DAY! I LOVE YOU, MIDNIGHT! I LOVE ALL OF MY ROBOT-LEG HORSE FRIENDS! (Thanks for the tip, gobblegirl.)
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Now this is DEFINITELY what Ginuwine was referring to.
I object to this, because I’m a vegan.
Every little girl wants her own bionic pony. It’s true!
I’m listening to Laura Barrett’s “Robot Ponies” while watching this video. It is effective.
Midnight is pretty awesome, but he is no L’il Sebastian!
Get back to me when Midnight whinnies.
(I will never stop posting this gif!)
Hooray! The second I saw the title of this post, I thought, “I’ll be disappointed if there is not at least one Li’l Sebastian .gif in the comment thread.” No disappointment here! Yaaaay Monsters! High fives all around!
First baby day and now pony day? I think all this cuteness better lead up to some Birdie updates!
Baby Day and Pony Day are so much better than Movie Trailer Day. Never forget Movie Trailer Day!
Happy Pony Day!
Pony Day? Ok, phew. That explains my vision last night:
And my dream:
Awww. Cutest Skynet cyborg ever.
Pony Terminator: “Come with me if you want to stroke my mane.”
Me: “Cool. Let’s go”
Sheep Terminator: “I’ll be Baaaaaaaaack.”
I was never a pony girl, I never drew pictures of ponies or got really into Lisa Frank. I have only ridden a horse one time, but that was just because my dad was at this horse farm buying a truck full of manure and wanted me out of the way while he shoveled shit for an hour. But Midnight made me squeeeeee!!!!!!!
Did someone say LISA FRANK?!?
Because that took me back to a childhood obsessing about stickers like this and deciding which ones were cool enough to go in my sticker book. Sigh.
I have never been more proud of anything I’ve ever done.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t EVERY day pony day?
And if it isn’t why the hell not?
Live every day like it’s pony day
-Tracy “Brosworth” Jordan
Yay! Pony Day! Finally an excuse to post this pic!
Seriously, it is hard to work that into conversation.
That should be how you *start* every conversation, I can think of few better icebreakers.
Have you tried something like this:
LBT: What you’re saying is boring, but what I have is awesome, look!
My Little Kracken!
My Little Cthulhu?
My Little Cthulhu…My Little Cthulhu
What will today’s adventure be?
My Little Cthulhu..My Little Cthulhu
Will there be depraved and harrowing sights to see?
Where will you wander? Hither and yonder
Letting the tome of forgotten lore be your guide
My Little Cthulhu…My Little Cthulhu
I’ll be there right by your side
I’ll be there right by your side*
*until I go mad from the revelation, natch.
My Li’l Davy Jones Pony? Buh-wha?
Pony Gaga.
Meanwhile, over at 4chan, it’s still pwny day.
I see what you did there.
also, auto-loading videos are the bane of my e-existence
Yeah. I was gonna ask if there was any way to get this video behind a cut. Probably not, since it’s a short post and there’s no writing before the video. I guess I just won’t be refreshing Videogum.com very much today.
Argh agreed
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“Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering apple; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I chomp at thee; for hate’s sake I neigh my last neigh at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned apple! Thus, I give up the seeds!”
–Midnight, from “Granny-Smith; or, The Apple”.
There are obviously NO gaurantees in the world of horse prostetics.
I wonder what that robot leg’s father’s name was?
#twittercallbacks
God, Star Wars still isn’t real, Frank.
Also, what’s that “Midnight can finally be a horse” bit about? Excuse me man, I’m sorry that Midnight isn’t the Black “Fucking” Stallion or something, but missing a limb does not relegate him to NOT BEING A HORSE ANYMORE! Dude, this is the 21st century stop with the ignorance.
Unfortunately, this poor horsie’s leg is not covered under his insurance. This would not be a problem if Ponycare were in effect, but when it came to a vote on the issue, all of the horsies said “neigh.”
If they lived in Canada they would have free hoofcare. But then they’d have to spell “neighbor” “neighbour,” and that just seems silly.
Bing really outdid itself by giving “Happy independance day!!!! bong smoking!!!” as a result for “Pony day aww” up there.
From ComicsAlliance’s “Great Comics That Never Happened”
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/03/16/jack-kirby-my-little-pony/
Sorry, guys! Too much pony to share.
those ‘ponies’ are terrifying!
It’s not a pony! It’s a miniature horse!
Is it just me or does Bionic Pony Guy sound a lot like Double Rainbow Guy?
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DN5pw9o9EmEA&start1=67&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOQSNhk5ICTI&start2=0&authorName=
But pony leg is such a delicious cut of meat, it was worth it. Thank you, Midnight, your sacrifice was enjoyed.