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If you were to have told me that there were people using other people as horses, I would have told you those people were the ones that concerned me without even CONSIDERING the people PRETENDING TO BE HORSES IN THE FIRST PLACE. Whoops. Congrats, 2011?
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Is this what Ginuwine was referring to?
I’m just a bachelor (dressed like bondage pony), I’m lookin’ for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin’ off (as I pull them in a cart)
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits (of this public parking lot)
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won’t wanna get off (actually you will)
Pardon my ignorance BUT. You can’t even ride a horse when you’re a vegan?
This is what I want to know! I thought I was an expert on vegans at this point considering how many I’ve come in contact with.
From the vault of the Vegan FAQ’s:
To use any animal for our amusement is exploitation, and hence, not vegan. Others would likely argue that horses do, in fact, gain pleasure from the activity. However, do you see horses queuing up to be rode, yelling “Pick me! Pick me!”? No, of course not.
Horses not yelling in English is the perfect defense of any argument.
Do vegans not use fossil fuels, too?
Yes because the animals reduced to fossil fuel materials died on their own. I’ve now increased my understanding of vegan ins-and-outs by about 4000% today. I’m exhausted.
Your pain is our gain. Thanks for taking one for the team.
Don’t they mean ridden? And yes, that defense is iron-clad.
That’s the part where I slipped from saying to myself “Don’t judge, don’t judge” to “Oh, you people are just morons.”
PT, I think I saw you on the Millions this morning. Am I wrong?
Not wrong in the least. I use the same name all over, and I semi-regularly comment there, Conversational Reading, and maybe a few others I am blanking on. I’m not surprised to find you a Millions ready, but it does make me happy.
I’ve also seen you at Conversational Reading. I think maybe back when he was asking for input on his first big read and everyone was suggesting German novels. I assumed that was you also. Conversational Reading, The Millions and The Complete-Review are my three daily book blogs.
Same here, those are my regulars, though there are others I check less often.
Complete-Review though…man, he is the most full of himself prick there is. Great for news, great for some other stuff, but man. He’s such a prick it just amuses the heck outa me, like when he complains, all the time, about not receiving review copies, and then at other times casually admits not reading review copies until months or years later.
Curious, I googled “The Millions,” saw a post about David Foster Wallace, and found the comment. I feel impressed with my deductive reasoning and a little creepy for being so creepstery. Sorry guys.
You’re good, no creepo. Following Internet people on the Internet is fine. Following Internet people into the real world, creepish; following real people into the Internet when they might not want that, wicked creepy.
By the way, it’s a good place over there, if you like books.
As long as you don’t think it is weird that I am outside your house, dressed as a pony, we are cool.
We’re cool Mans, but only ’cause it’s you. Do you want an apple?
Yeah! I’m checking it out! ::hides saddle behind back::
No way. I am vegan and I’ve ridden my whole life.
I think we found the perfect job for Sarah Jessica Parker when she is done with her “acting”!
And Penelope Cruz.
Want a carrot?
Yawn. This was central to the plot of Bones, like, three years ago. Sooooo 200late.
Shut up, I swear your post didn’t exist when I made my Bones posts. Seriously, ignore the time stamps. I know how to read. Why did you have to hack Videogum to make me look like a fool?
i read about this in the 80s
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Claiming_of_Sleeping_Beauty
I could barely hear that first woman, it sounded like she was a little hoarse.
But she seems stable.
She was up late the night before, her bridle shower was OFF THE HOOK.
In any case, we should all be so lucky as to have something that makes us so happy.
That’s the mane thing.
Get off her back — she just got back from the horspital.
LOL, horspital. That’s fun to say.
So, does the fact that I already knew about this mean I am a pervert? I think the answer is yes. I will take my free candy and stand in the corner of shame.
No, it just means you were of fan of HBO’s Real Sex in the 90′s.
No, it just means she’s been to the Kentucky Derby afterparty.
I’ve always heard that the Kentucky Derby afterparty is decadent and depraved.
You guys spelled “Celine Dion concert” wrong.
You spelled “See Barbara Mandrel in a Kroger” wrong.
I’m glad I read all the way down before plagiarizing. Now we’ll just call it solidarity. I also saw, enjoyed and constantly reference the pony play episode of Real Sex. 200Late, try 199Late…
oops, not far enough, apparently, sorry @hass. I guess we should just get a show of hand on how many monsters have images of pony play forever burned in the pop-culture-reference center of their brains.
Not necessarily….
I knew about it, maybe from Bones, or Castle, or Dollhouse? Someone tell me what silly crime tv show taught me about this because I don’t want to start googling pony play to try to find out. I think “pony play, bones” scares me the most to try.
I risked it. Bones, “Death in the Saddle,” aired in 2007.
I first became aware of this when Samhain released November Coming Fire in 1986. Yipes!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDk_HbzT8DA
I feel certain that this is forbidden by either the Bible or the Constitution.
“What’s the difference?” — Tea Party Republicans
This reminds me of the Pony Play segment on some HBO Real Sex. Obviously, it was great. The “horses” would actually prance and gallop.
It used to be online somewhere, but I’m at work, so I’m not going to type “pony play real sex” into Google.
were they vegan?
I see she draws the line at crapping into a bag while pulling people behind her. We all have limits.
Coincidentally, My Horse likes to cosplay
I told your GirlFriend to STOP Cosplaying
she doesn’t like to take my advice
I stared at the second picture DS3M posted, my mind blank and horrified, knowing there was something I needed to respond with, mentally, emotionally, in order to cleanse, but not able to get there, then I scrolled down and found the cleansing. Thanks, FLW.
This comment thread could have gone one of two ways. Animal in costumes or sexy? cosplay. I see we’ve made our choice. Is it too late to bend the arc of history toward cuteness?
I think this guy has an opinion on that:
the LA Pony and Critter Club: All for 4 and 4 for all.
“I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.” – these people
I LOVED HIM
Why would anyone leave a country where everyone had ponies to come to a non pony country?
Congrats, 2011? More like Welcome, 2012.
Caption: “Over 15 people participated in the event.”
So, sixteen then?
This is a REAL condition. Just because it isn’t “recognized” here in the states doesn’t mean it’s not real. I know for a fact that there are TWO members of the German Parliament who are Never Nudes. They call them “Neinvollstandig Nudes.”
There are literally dozens of us worldwide. Dozens.
People come ON. Only in America will a bunch of haters just HATE all over some folks trying to get some exercise.
Did you hear how Submissann was huffing and puffing? That’s a great workout! Get Michelle Obama on the phone!
I think we still need to have Caseanate weigh in
This is just an elaborate excuse to defecate on the street.
Why are they so into ponies? Whatever happened to horses?
Today on “World’s Weirdest Pedophiles”…
Seriousgum: Okay, so the interviewees are awkward and sometimes sanctimonious. But I agree wholeheartedly with Submissann about continuing to play as an adult–it’s necessary soul-nutrition, and most poor suckers are starving to death. So for that, kudos to her for living the dream. /seriousgum.
That said: this exists (so NSFW).
I hope this isn’t doing anything for me.