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What? If you don’t know whose team you’re on, how are you supposed to know whose face to cave in?! On a sidenote: is it just me, or do you guys ever worry that Russia is TOO normal? (Via InternetToday.)
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“Oh, you men.”
Well, I just came. My fantasies all involve making hoards of men fight each other.
Helen of Troy?
#lamejoke
Oh, good, they’re wearing gloves, so at least they’re concerned about safety.
What a weird looking senate vote.
What a weird looking Twilight adaptation
what a weird pride parade
The knowledgeable ones amongst us are not in the least surprised so see the redshirts lose so thoroughly.
In Soviet Russia, shirts press you.
In Soviet Russia, skin scrubs you,
IN Soviet Russia, field plows you.
Wait, where are you going, I’ve got a million of ‘em..
In Soviet Russia: pun makes you.
In Soviet Russia, thekelburrows plagiarizes YOU! (sorry)
Programs! Get your programs here! Can’t tell the players without your programs!
“This is the lifestyle I live EVERYDAY!” – Guy who plays pick-up basketball at the local playground
In Western Moscow born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days.
In Soviet Russia, weirdly uncomfortable video of shirtless melee watches YOU.
Apparently an Xbox Live subscription is just way too expensive in Russia.
Man, they never call penalties on the Steelers!
It’s not helmet to helmet contact if they’re not wearing helmets!
The fight to let Kourtney Kardishian use the gym equipment quickly escalated out of control.
I’m going to assume this is what the Brothers Karamazov is about.
Also The Fountainhead, Anna Karina, and War and Peace
In general, damn Russia you guys have giant novels
(Ayn Rand (née Alisa Rosenbaum) is in no meaningful sense a “Russian writer.”)
I have a lot of unanswered questions, the first of which is, “Which team is team Ginger Ball Z?”
The group not chanting “Zeig Heil” appears to have won, so yay? Go team skins but ?not? skinheads?
I’m not russian to join this fight any time soon
I am supposed to be in the next round, so I really moscow…
you’ll win if you Putin enough effort
This is all really quite Volga.
The thing about Russian people is, when you tackle them, a smaller version of themselves pops right back up.
Ench, you are like team skins, and this thread is like team shirts.
Guys? I totally made a comment calling attention to the possible references to be made, considering the color of the losing team’s shirts, and it didn’t show up, so I made it again, and still nothing and now I’m terrified that if I try again, later, three of the same comments will pop up and I will be filled with self-loathing and the loathing of others, but I really want to be the first one to make the reference…
“Okay fellas, good game. Now off to the piano bar for white wine spritzers!”
Well obviously if you send you only red shirts on the away party there are going to be casualties.
Add to friends contact a lot of interesting
And that’s how the group made the decision to go to Carl’s Jr. for lunch over Subway.
I am honored to have lost a small piece of humanity by watching this with you, my fellow monsters.
It was definitely a bonding experience imaging monsters everywhere cringing.
*imagining
But this is Ukraine! And Ukraine : Russia :: Appalachia : The Northeast.
Seriously. When I was working in Russia, my friends would constantly correct my pronunciation and grammar by saying (with evident disgust) “Oh it’s cute that you’re trying. But that makes you sound like a Ukrainian. Stop it.”
That’s what I was going to come here to whine about also so I am glad you did it first!
Ukraine. Pfft.
Cool story. Almost too interesting. I’ll show myself out.
UGH. Obviously, I meant that to be a reply to myself. This concludes my ultimate commenting failure.
Obviously they aren’t in America because if they were in America they would be singing, goddamn it.
When you’re Nyet, you’re a Nyet all the way.
God, it’s like they don’t even know how gang fights work, you know? Ugh.
I wish I had more thumbs for this!
Clearly not America. In America we think of Fight Club involving only two people. Apparently the first rule of Russian Fight Club is don’t talk about fight club unless a village size fight is going down, in which case videotape that for YouTube and tell everyone.
Are we not just taking clothes off?
RIP Mystery Team!
This is probably just fantastic for the soul. Like repressing guilt or passive agressiveness. Sometimes things just get away from you and reach an unmanageble boil. The bestest of ways to deal with it is clearly the quickest fix you can find and then *BOOM* just like that you move on. They are probably SO well adjusted right now. The definition of well adjusted.
This reminds me of Green Street Hooligans.
Aaaaaaand that reminds me of a movie I want to nominate for WOMAT…
Olly Olly oxen and free (?)
Also, was I the only one actually trying to figure out these rules? It seemed some guys got to be completely left alone once they fetal positioned themselves on the ground. While other fetalled “players” were not so much completely left alone at all.
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Alright I’d probably down vote me too. Guys, I had a temporary lapse in reality and thought a Russian Fight Video joke was worth coming at the expense of something that is nothing short of tragic. No jokes are worth that. Sorry.
I don’t think this is so much a game as a massive massive gang fight. Exhibit A: the copious head-stomping.
I am really interested (actually only sort of) to find what this is. There are a bunch of videos on You Tube and they all seem to be Eastern European and Shirts v. Skins. There seems to be a skin head connection in some of the videos and vague references to “hooligan”. I need a cultural anthropologist stat! Have Eastern European gangs fights turned into semi choreographed West Side Story numbers?
I guess these are soccer hooligans from Ukraine that fight rival soccer team hooligans.
Was it not obvious to anyone else that the guys confident and willing to go bare-chested were going to win this fight against kids that are too self conscious to go shirtless? I don’t know the rules here, but I’m willing to bet that the Skins win more often than not.
Fast forward to 2:46. See the dude in the green capri pants and white belt? Is it just me, or does he have a tramp stamp?
Please tell me I hear the song “Scotty Doesn’t Know” from the movie “Eurotrip” playing in this fine piece of sportsmanship
Oh you definitely heard Scotty Doesn’t Know during a scene in real life that looked like it was actually from Eurotrip
Epic battle of Balls Deep
maybe best comment ever *high five*
Are the parenthetical numbers in the title the number of team members? If so, I’m guessing it was the skins who had the 25% advantage, which appears to have been significant.
So which are the Socs and which are the Greasers?
AND NOT A SINGLE DROP OF VODKA WAS LEFT THAT DAY
If it makes anyone feel better, they’re Ukrainian. No? Okay, cool.
If I were a shirt and getting my ass kicked, I would just take off my shirt. “Woooh! Team Nipples, Yeah! Remember when we walked down the dirt path together, comrades? That was awesome!”
skins are always way more badass.
Okay, seriously. What the fuck is going on in this video? Who speaks Ukrainian or whatever?
Ukranian Soccar Hooligans. The names at the top are http://goo.gl/gkmal vs http://goo.gl/vgy75