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The more I think about this whole Chris Brown on Dancing with the Stars thing, the worse it feels. His album debuted at #1 this week, what more publicity does showbiz need to offer him? The man is a convicted rageaholic! I would understand it if Dancing with the Stars had already featured EVERY SINGLE OTHER SINGER AND DANCER IN THE WORLD, in which case naturally their hands would be tied. Got 2 keep thingz fresh! 4 tha kidz! If Dancing with the Stars had featured every single other singer and dancer in the world and then invited Chris Brown to perform, I would be like, got it. But that means this guy should have gone first. Get this guy on there! In all honesty, I would actually watch an episode of Dancing with the Stars (my first!) if this guy was on. (Admittedly, I do not actually know whether or not this drunk old man dancing to a local band’s cover of a Led Zepplin song at some kind of street fair has ever punched his girlfriend in the face in a rented Lamborghini [lol] before leaving her for dead and running off into the night. If he has done something like this, then it would make sense for Chris Brown to appear on Dancing with the Stars one episode before him. That order would make sense.) (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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Dear sweet sweet Man,
Please be my grandfather. You can teach me all the dance moves including the ones involving my beer.
Sincerely,
Everyone
What, exactly, is ‘Sweet’ about this old man?
His moves.
In order:
1) His dance moves
2) That thing he does halfway through where he adjusts his beer bottle and then kind of scolds it for moving.
3) His knowledge that sometimes a life is best lived drinking beer in the afternoon on a bar patio listening to a cover band play some Zep.
4) That wee little rebel yell he does in the beginning. He know there about to bring it.
They’re, not there. You know what’s not sweet. bad grammar.
Homophones are pretty suite.
They certainly our.
He has Geritol of My Love.
“Hey man, just because I had a litlle som som to drunk doesnt mean I’m drink! Also punching Betty White joke.”
It turns out the major difference between this guy and Chris Brown is that this guy owns his own Lamborghini.
I actually don’t mind Chris Brown being on Dancing With The Stars. It’s a garbage program. It’s the television equivalent of Taco Bell. I think this is preferable to some program documenting his “road to redemption,” which would probably involve Dr. Drew. I wouldn’t mind if he AND Rihanna both disappeared from the spotlight, but if he’s getting publicity, this is probably the most tolerable venue I could imagine.
“Apology and Subsequent Follow Up To Be Sure I Understand My Actions and Once Again Become A Healthy Respectable Person With The Stars” is the only tolerable venue!
Executives would never greenlight that program. The ratings would be horrible!
If Dancing with the Stars is the television equivalent of Taco Bell, how come I don’t enjoy it more when it is late at night and/or need something to mirror how I feel about myself. #takinganalogiestoofar
facetaco, what is your relation to Taco Bell? are they your estranged parents?
My mother was a Taco Bell, and my father was a Wooly Willy. Star-crossed lovers, doomed from the start.
Remember how Zeppelin fellated that girl with a shark in a rented (lol) hotel room?
You haven’t lived until you’ve gotten it on at the Edgewater Inn with a mud shark.
Though I think if you can fellate something, it’s safe to say that it was not a girl.
Doesn’t that word go both ways?
I mean, haha, oh yeah, I know that. Duh. Gotcha.
I think you’d have to be a cunning linquist to make it work both ways.
Your diction is making my brain dizzy.
TWSS
As long as you keep your diction away from my grammar, we should be good
Oh these silly old people, trying to connect with the younger generation by linking the music they’ve always liked.
That’s what I was going to point out. I feel like we’re supposed to be surprised and all “man, this old person is cool for listening to such a non-old person type of music,” but Led Zeppelin released their first album over forty years ago…
It’s less about being surprised that he likes old music, more being surprised that he can absolutely bring it on the dance floor.
I wish I had moves like that. Instead I awkwardly flail. Or do the ‘can opener’.
Keep it coolin’ baby, ideed!
I’m pretty sure he’s just having a flashback to the time he hijacked & crashed a zeppelin into a lead factory; he made it out alive, fought his way back over the border and into America (he swam) but the memory (and the moves) have forever stayed within him…..
Probably a flashback to the time he was at a Led Zeppelin show. I think you’re thinking of his dad.
Simply had to be done:
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dx6OEXWoKA2I%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DPwzBuN7jfjw&start2=&authorName=Superglue
I don’t like to criticize anyone unless he or she is a murderer or a rapist or a girlfriend-abusing rapper with persistent anger issues, but ‘The Kelly Family’ scare the hell out of me.
However, I LOVE old, drunk dancers!
Now this is how internettin’ should be done. All smiles.
Gabe, I am beginning to doubt your claim that you were a spry 40 when Led Zeppelin was in its prime due to your inability to spell Led Zeppelin. Step it up, son.
This reminds me…I need to drink more beer.
yikes… that drum fill. is that the Zack Attack playing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJcEtUzA6A