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ONE BABY GOES GAGA FOR KID CUDI. THE OTHER CAN’T NAPPY-BYE WITHOUT DEATH METAL. NOW THEY MUST FIGHT. WHICH CUTE BABY HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO DESTROY THE OTHER CUTE BABY AND EAT ITS SOUL IN THE BLOGTAGON?!
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WHICH BABY IS THE SUPREME VICTOR AND WHICH BABY IS FUCKING DEAD ONLY JUST VERY ADORABLE? WE GO NOW TO THE JUDGES:
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Who wins? Clearly, I think we all do.
Just kidding. The death metal kid wins.
thanks for making me google “kid cudi” to find out what that exactly.
“what that was” i meant.
if you don’t know what google is, can you look it up in the dictionary? How do you google what google is, if you don’t even know what google is in the first place? Think about it, man.
i think you can look it up at dictionary.com.
or you altavista it.
altavista baby
Cudi baby is such a little hipster
Death metal baby is a total poser. The NEW Satyricon album? That baby probably just got into them this year.
Go home, death metal baby.
…washed up one-year-old.
So many baby videos lately. Is Gabe’s biological clock ticking?
He is approaching the big 9-0
Blogging can just make one a bit baby crazy.
And what’s with the baby VIOLENCE?! Can’t we let them be babies before we send them off to Spartan War Camp?
Maybe he already hired the baby monster, and the real job description was just to find and post pictures of babies.
Can we name the kids? The little girl’s name is probably Blythe or something hip, And the little baby of undefined gender is probably named Gorm or Narnac (depending on if it’s a boy or a girl, respectively).
The Aborted Fetuses #SteveWinwoodsDeathMetalBandForBabies
Cannibal Baby Corpse.
(I am so sorry…)
The Shaken Baby Syndrome
Jaundice Priest
Infantation
Yawnslaught
Birthquake
GerbWAR
Birth Crisis
I like the Kid Cudi baby because of her healthy skepticism about her parent driving and filming at the same time. Also, I’m pretty sure death metal baby was just taking a dump.
It’s remarkable how similar Death Metal Face and I’m Literally Taking A Shit Right Now Face are
Death metal baby is happy so much as he looks like he’s contemplating a way to kill all his future enemies.
isn’t happy…
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
Death Metal baby post another vid when you can head bang.
Cudi baby 4 life.
Clearly Cudi Baby wins. She made the best faces. Points for animation!
both babies are a strain on our national food source.
There’s clearly only one way to settle this .
The Death Metal Baby comes out strong, spitting some mad hate that seems to hit Cudi Girl where it counts. But then DMB tags out and settles down for a nap while his dad and CG start up an aggressive head bob-off, which CG clearly DOMINATES. DMB is not pleased. CG then pauses to have a look at what DMB is listening to, scoffs, and decides it’s not worth the effort to compete with such a sub-par baby. But DMB has already checked out! Cudi Girl wins!
I definitely love the side eye Cudi baby’s throwing while Death Metal Baby cries. And the look of sheer joy that crosses her face when he stops.
Since I make those exact same faces when babies cry, I say Cudi is the clear winner of this battle.
My favorite part is when both babies have permanent structural hearing loss later in life.
Like the old saying, “if it’s too loud, your eardrums are too underdeveloped to handle your parents blasting music at you in order to be popular on the internet for an hour.”
Could that baby in the car seat be any whiter.
DARKHORSE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnBau6fL8S8
Florence is somehow a more expected baby genre, in terms of harp-use and general message, but this guy’s a NATURAL.
Yes this is funny slash cute and awesome, but it also feels like the one thing that paid off out of “100 things to do while high with your infant”. We definitely lost some babies along the way from thing 1 through 99.
Kid Cudi baby easily. She’s so happy!
Death metal baby just looks like the music is making him contemplate his mortality and/or the pointlessness of it all.
Cudi Girl FTW
Yeah, uh that’s actually black metal.
Death Metal Baby’s expression makes me think he’s thinking something more along the lines of “Well, once Dad tosses this on, he can’t hear me crying anyway, or doesn’t care, so I might as well shut up.”
Both babies should win, but this is America, so that’s not possible. The best we can hope for is that the babies deliver death blows to one another at the exact same time.
Cudi-baby, because I relate to her deep suspicion early on in the clip. Sure, when the camera’s on, dad plays Kid Cudi, but once it’s off…Garrison Keillor and golf, yo. Dad’s be stodgy.
(Yes, I took a lot of long car trips with my dad as a child.)
Both are so cute!!
Indoor Banana Tree