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“Here’s what you will need: a bunch of video-game platforms; DVDs of “Shutter Island,” “Kill Bill,” “Burlesque” and “Shrek”; some back issues of Maxim; a large bag of crystal meth; and around $100 million. Your imagination will take care of the rest.” Haha. Stupid Sucker Punch!
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I ONLY HAVE A SMALL BAG OF CRYSTAL METH IS THAT OK?????????
Then I think you can only make the trailer for Scott Pilgrim.
The Matrix: Interrupted
I’ve got all of those things and the only movie I seem to be able to come up with is “Marmaduke 2: Whitey’s Revenge”.
Thanks. Now I’m that “laughing at a joke he definitely shouldn’t try to explain” guy at the office.
That happens a lot to me. Don’t try to explain Bob Ducca’s list of ailments to people in your office.
If I look hard enough, I think I can find my 7th grade English book cover where I drew the exact plot of this movie, except I think the Ghostbusters were there.
Too bad the weren’t the real Ghostbusters.
So A.O. Scott wants me to watch Sucker Punch?
The twist at the end of this movie had better be that this entire movie was some 13 boys’ dream, because that would be one of few plausible conclusions. I don’t know why these girls would empoweringly disassociate into a fantasy world and in that world would be impeccably dressed as videogame-fetish characters from a Japanese businessman’s [read "most men's" but buried one layer deeper, and safely protected by scapegoating Japanese business men...] more roughed up pillow buddy…
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I thought Sucker Punch was just the alternate title to Watchmen.
I am still trying to recover.
So you’re saying you don’t like painfully awkward sex scenes set to Leonard Cohen? Noted.
He just picked too obvious a song, why not Chelsea Hotel #2?
Really should’ve been “Don’t Go Home With Your Hard-On.”
I don’t like several things about that movie. Watching that scene on Imax with a 10-year-old and his dad sitting next to me was only one of them
That must have been not awkward at all when the giant blue penis appeared. (One of the main reasons I allowed my then boyfriend to drag me to the movie. That blue dick was literally ten feet. that dick was taller than me. that dick was HUGE AND BLUE ON IMAX. So real.)
If that’s the case, we should definitely never date.
It’s still difficult for me to listen to “Hallelujah.” I cringe at the same time as having the weirdest lady boner.
I just think they should have used the original, Jeff Buckley version.
seeing it tonight. in nyc. on imax. refuse to read any reviews. *puts fingers in ears*
i can’t hear you, i can’t hear you!
I am going into this with the same expectations I had for Tron: Legacy- really awesome visuals with little to no plot (-daft punk).
M Night Shyamalan is really hoping Snyder’s career keeps this trajectory.
Nah, they are best friends. I heard they love hanging out after meetings of the Our Only Good Movies Are About Dead People Club.
I heard that if you play a Zach Snyder movie with all the slo-mo at normal speed the movie is only 12 minutes long.
AHHHHHHH! Has no one ever read an interview with Zack Snyder ever at any point maybe just a little? Seriously, beyond him blatantly stating it MANY times, it’s abundantly obvious in the movie: the sexualization in this film is designed around making the point that men objectify women like crazy and that it’s actually pretty terrible for the women being objectified.
Every scene where it’s just the girls and it’s not a fantasy, there’s nothing sexual going on at all. When the men come around, the girls outfits are skimpy and “sexy”, but the girls are terrified and miserable because they’re trapped in a fucking asylum in 50s. Short of having a disclaimer at the beginning, this movie could not have been more obvious about it’s anti-teen-male-fantasy message.
I tried this recipe, but accidentally made Pucker Sunch.