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Real blues music.
Streets is peeing. (Via Robert Popper.)
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
“Inspiring.” -Hugh Jackman
“Let’s Remix That Shit.” -Will I Am and Fergie
I can tell why this was cut from the final version of “The Sound Of Music”
Man, Kramer’s low-talking girlfriend has been working overtime.
I think that’s the girlie-est outfit I’ve ever seen Shiloh wear.
This video just made me pee-pee my bed. Holy crap, is that the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
It’s the perfect internet video.
Non-Cat Division, obviously.
I had a silly comment all written and everything but then I kept watching and, guys… what is going on in that? Are all those children dead now? Were they killed by the man in the ceremonial robes? What, if anything, might the musical oeuvre of Rudy Huxtable have to do with this?
HE (yes, he) is alive!!! And he (his family?) had a number one hit in 10 countries!
http://angelokelly.de/en/eine-seite/
Was it this? Please say it was this.
I’m going to pee pee YOUR bed, sailor
I like the part where God isn’t going to pee-pee his bed tonight.
Dammit! You just made me pee-pee my bed *again*.
Ark Music’s early attempts were not as successful.
Kickin’ in the front seat/Sittin’ in the back seat/Gotta make my mind up/Which seat can I pee on?/It’s pee-pee, pee-pee/Gotta get down on pee-pee/Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the pee-pee, pee-pee
Huh. Turns out Ke$ha’s earlier work is actually better than her current stuff.
Those dance moves are as rubbery as that kids sheets.
What the hell show is this for? “The Family Shame Variety Hour”? “The Recovering Alcoholic Musical Revue”?
The Kelly Family. Whoa.
“And you thought we were bad.”
– The Mother from Crystal Swing
They’re descendants of the Space-Irish. Also, one-eighth Space-Cherokee.
Whoa? More like, Wow!
#BNPG Pee Movies
Pee Movie
I Love U(rine), Man
Live Free or Diaper Hard
Bladder Santa
The Whiz.
PI: Pission Impossible
The King’s S-pee-ch (meh but I’ll take it)
Relieving Las Vegas
#1 Fine Day
Piddle Fockers
The Squirt Locker
Let the Right Number One In
Toilet the Right Number One In
Splash
Schindler’s Piss
Stand By Pee
Urine Love, Charlie Brown.
Remember Pee
The Pee-anist
garden state #waitwhat?
Pushing Tinkle
I’m Still Peeing
Peeing There
Peeing John Malkovich
donpee darkpoo
The Pissin’ of the Christ
(See you all in hell!)
Beauty and the Pee
“Soylent Green is making your pee smell funny”
The Curious Case of Shonbenjamin Button
The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing
Jacob’s Bladder
On Golden Pond
Golden Eye
Driving Piss Daisy…huh?
Despicable Pee
Bowel-ing for Columbine
The Wetting Singer
Analyze Piss
The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing
Pee-lagiarism!
Forest Dump
The Hottie and the Potty
Toilet Story
The Depends of the Ocean
A River Runs Through It
Elizapisstown
Deep Blue Pee
The Deep(ends)
Don’t Tell Mom The Baby Sitter’s Peed
Dante’s Leak
Stream Girls
Little Piss Sunshine
Exit through the Urethra
This guy knows what she’s talking about.
“When I think about my father, sometimes there is an involuntary release of urine.”
If Chris Brown performed this on GMA, I think all would be forgiven, right?
Shame on you Gabe, for calling attention to a family suffering through such a personal matter. Can’t you see all they want is some privacy?
So, I’m still not entirely certain where this kid stands on whether or not he’s going to pee-pee his bed tonight? Any guesses?
I’m going with: “Ain’t.”
“and I thought my parents were abusive!”
-christina crawford (wrote Mommie Dearest. if you know that, you’re smarter than me, because I had to look it up. also, child abuse is never funny. sorry)
1. There’s real blues in Utah?
2. The Duggars need to step up their game.
This was my regular routine at the family Christmas every year until I was 10 years old. That year my uncle Joe, drunk on too much eggnog, decided I had not put enough soul into it. He began shouting about “gravitas” while I stood in front of the whole family, frozen with fear. He made me stand there until I did, in fact, pee my pants, silent tears streaming down my face as I did so.
It would be thirteen years until I could stop peeing my pants at the sight of a Christmas tree…
The littlest Joe Cocker
I get by with a little help from Depends.
“Been smoking since I was 1.” – That Kid
I laughed until I cried, and I laughed even harder when I saw Robert Popper was the source for this video because I momentarily confused him with John Popper from Blues Traveler.
Okay, sport, maybe tomorrow then.
I wish I could say the same for myself.
me thinks the family doth protest too much and will in fact (all of them) pee pee the bed tonight.
She has a melodious voice…….
Pasta Boat