I have this sliding glass door at my house that I have very similar feelings towards. That thing will NOT CLOSE ALL THE WAY! ARRRGHGHHHHHH!!! SHAKMAAAAAAAA!
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
He should have used a monkey wrench.

But I don’t wanna be his monkey wrench.

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This wouldn’t have happened if Good Morning America would just let it go already.
It’s come up recently, but it bears repeating:
Fuck.
I think you’re forgetting one.

PULL, Shakma.
I’m worried about Justin Bieber, you guys.
I got you.
I love how the guy outside is just SO interested with watching Justin Bieber walk through a door.
I have this sliding glass door at my house that I have very similar feelings towards. That thing will NOT CLOSE ALL THE WAY! ARRRGHGHHHHHH!!! SHAKMAAAAAAAA!
Ride the snake, Shakma…
That’s your poet.
Ride the snake, Shakma…
Love,
The Doors
Sorry for the near-duplicate post. I know the routine. Back in the penalty box…
…and pants.
Q: What kind of key doesn’t open a door?
A: A monkey!
Q: Why is that monkey’s butt red?
A: Because he is butt hurt!
Q: What did King Kong say to his fiancee?
A: “You’re the gorilla my dreams!”
No I’m not eating popsicles, why do you ask?
Q: What did the monkey wear while cooking dinner?
A: An APE-RON!!
Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
Knock, Knock?
Dee’s…
Dee’s who?
We’re gonna need a bigger monkey.
Critics and audiences be damned, I liked that movie. I liked it a lot.
Just wait for his single with Snoop Appe.
Oh, I’m lovin’ that spellin’ pun!
My brain went all dyslexic, and I thought this was going to be about Padma Lakshmi.
scientology has gone too far.
GUYS, I KNOW I’M REAL LATE TO THE GAME, BUT HOW DO I INSERT PHOTOS IN THESE COMMENTS??
Just post the url with no [IMG] tags and it has to end in .jpg, .png, .gif etc.
Well, that didn’t work.
You just created the infinite loop to end all infinite loops #UltraMeta
I’m sexually aroused by the Droste Nurse.
Oh good. I was worried that I would get some sleep tonight.
That. Was. Rad.
I love this. I love this so much. I love it so much y’all hate it compared to how much I love it. I’m going to go lie down now.
OMGYOUGUYSIFOUNDITINFUCKINGGERMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2VmwvMQak&feature=related
Ding Dong. Who is it? It’s a monkey and I’m attacking your door, whaaat?