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Mogul get emotional. Shirt get wrinkled. IT’S YA BOY!!!! Haha, is it just me or does Chet Haze look very The Pacific in this photo? I mean, The Pacific if that was a mini-series about ironing graphic tees in a hotel room with your DJ instead of a gripping drama about the brutal realities of World War II’s pacific theater? They’re just boys when the government sends them off to war watch someone iron their t-shirt for them! (This is a good reference because Tom Hanks executive produced The Pacific and also gave birth to Chet Haze. That’s right, GAVE BIRTH. Now where is my Good Reference Award?) He probably only asked her to iron his shirt for him because he’s 4H. Chet Haze reporting for booty, MA’AM! OK. Your turn.
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. #Swag. (Thanks for the tip, Chris.)
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I wonder if
sometimes privately acknowledges to himself that his son Chester “Chet Haze” Hanks is kind of an
“Rita, we have a problem.”
Y’all a-board?
Woops. Replied to the wrong post. Blog commenting is HARD!
I think about it all the time…ALL. THE. TIME.
I like Chet Haze, but only iron-ically.
I do not hold him in high e-steam.
What I mean is, he doesn’t im-press me.
His rapping displeatses me
Yo dawg this track is hot like that iron, don’t touch it you’ll get burned, I’ve been burned a few times since touching it looks so fun
Too bad he can’t iron his rhymes to make them smooth.
“I give her one up vote” – Chet Haze
She’s Pretty
-Chet Hazewood
“That’s Your Iron” — Gabe Delahaze
“That’s your Iron” -Justin Finnegan
“FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU” – Frank Lloyd Haze
“I’d press that” -Thisismynighthazer
“White AND purple WHITE AND purple.” – AnAmericanChetriot
I just steamed my pants.
More like White and Derple, amirite?
looks like White and Rosie Perez.
Did he get all those wristbands performing at #sxsw?
The Da Wrinkly Code
where do i pick up my prize?
Angels and Steam-ons
Tironer & Hooch
Drag (the iron over the t-shirt) net
Sorry, everybody.
Saving Private Iron
Forest Lump
Starch Me If You Can.
Starch-less in Seattle
That Thing You Do with your iron.
The Polar Expressed
The Ladycreasers
Joe Versus the Woolcano.
The Iron Giant
I guess I’m that guy. Hi, everyone.
Toy Starchy
Apullover 13
Splash (some water on the board)
The Iron with the One Red Blouse
The Terminal (Son’s Career Edition)
Who has one thumb, one hand a girl’s ass, a platinum credit card and can’t iron his own for some reason overly sexual shirt? This guy!
Steve Winwood still doesn’t get it, can you please elaborate?
“That’s right, I’ve had sex with this iron.”
I would rather get in a fight with Chet Haze’s girlfriend than with him. She seems way tougher, and after we punched it out we could go for beers. Chet won’t be invited because according to this picture he is 14.
Having reread that, I realize it makes no sense. I should fight the less tough one, right?
May I have a commenting mulligan?
Yeah, this the realest it get man. It’s Chet Haze steam pressing with the homies.
Ain’t nothin’ but a Have-The-Help-Iron-On-Your-Pot-Leaf-Patch thang.
I’m not sure what his shirt says, but my first guess was “dick math” because that sounds like a Chet Haze song title.
I thought it said “Fuck Math” cause, ya know, fuck math.
“I’m mad hot. I’m hard, yo! Just doing my job 24 hours a day. Got the mad honeys grabbing me. Layin’ it down. Yo, Chet. Quit photobombing this shit!” — The Iron
Girls – to do the dishes
Girls – to clean up my room
Girls – to do the laundry
Girls – and in the bathroom
Whoa. If I knew it was going to be that kind of comment, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Monsters, its mandatory that this Ill Communication reference gets at least 1000 upvotes. Click away, please!
I once sang this song in a medley dressed up like Donny Osmond. You may continue.
Whoa, fellas. Whoa, LADIES. This is the first image of Chet Haze, who played a fake rapper at Northwestern, as Iron Man from the upcoming David E. Kelly pilot on NBC.
he is 2 legit 2 quit
“I’mma ’bout to heat this beat UP.
…but not too much, because it’s a polyester blend.” #ironjokes
“I’ma 50/50 poly – cotton,
mess wit me, and get ya head stomped in!” #badironjokes
my crease is sharp, homie
and I ain’t no lie-a
yo shit lookin’ like
you just threw it in the dry-a!
boyyyyy!
This is why I only rap in pajama jeans. They’re no-iron!
This picture is the single entry in an album on Chet’s Facebook page titled “not racist”.
“See, I’m cool. I have black friends…who iron my clothes.”
Chet Haze? More like, “Check please!” because I am getting the fuck out of here wha???
Straight outta Hoosiers
“Fine, I posed with you for a stupid photo. Now get back to ironing my shirt.”
- That girl
Towels under the door? I think we all know what that means. #chetblazed
So you’re telling me you AREN’T high when you’re ironing your shirts?
“Chester, your parents pay me to clean your room and do your laundry; that doesn’t mean you get to touch my ass. You have 3 seconds until the iron hits your face. 3…2…” -This girl
Chet Haze, posing with his Ark Music Factory rep, just before hitting the big time.
You know your hip-hop career is in trouble when you’re whiter than Tom Hanks.
Being White and Purple is hard.
Pictured: Two tools and a Iron
Not pictured: flow
Worst episode of How I Met Your Mother EVER.
“Who has one thumb and is trying to use a picture with a black girl to give him street cred?……THIS GUY”
POSING FOR SOME SNAPS, JUST ME AND MY GIRL MADISON
CHILLING IN A PREPAID SUITE DOWN AT THE LOCAL RADISSON
IRONING MY SWAG, DAMN, HOUSEKEEPING IS BAD-ASS-FUN
YEAH, THAT’S HOW I ROLL, ‘CAUSE YOU KNOW I’M JUST MY DADDY’S SON
(You’d never guess that I’m white, would you?)
Wait, if Chet Haze is his father’s son, this girl must be a runner, right?
Opportunity: not missed.
“Hey, after your done with that, could you call room service and order some…what is it you people eat? I have so much to learn.”
you’re not your…common mistake, right? right?!?!?
Hip women of color do white men’s laundry ironically.
“Holy shit, I just met Aaron Carter.”
Winner of Chet Haze’s “Why don’t YOU iron it?” Contest…
Dude M.I.A. has fallen on seriously hard times.
Not pictured: truffle fries.
“Yo thanks for coming out MTV Cribs! This is Chet Haze! You think you know but you have no idea! Right now we’re chillin’ at the Ramada Inn off Wilkins Street, room 304. Come on down we’ll be ironing tshirts all night!”
Poor blind woman, ironing that community college dropout’s beach towel.
GUYS, this is so weird. I saw Tom Hanks IRL today, and now WDYCI is about his son and BARF FART SHUT THE DOOR AND GO TO BED NAMEDROPPING CAKEORDEATH!!!
Yiiiiiikes! I know her!!!
Hey, cool, that’s two name dropping posts in a row! I can’t wait to tell my friend Bruce Springsteen about this!
Hi Becca’s Mom?
Does this picture of Chet Haze and Snooki remind anyone else of the one of Michael Cera and J-woww from a while back?
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It might not be funny but its the first line from Chet’s famous freestyle geez.
No matter how hard he raps, he can’t cover his White Man’s Thumbs Up syndrome.
Also, look at the picture on that shirt that Chilli from TLC is ironing.
“I was in Tom Hanks, who was in Big“
ummm esperanza when you’re through with that graphic tee could you please get the wrinkles out of my nutsack you know my dad is paying you top dollar and i am his sperm baby so you better do what i tell you including but not limited to dressing in funky ass clothes and smiling for boring photographs okaaaaaay i am a big star and rapper i was in bratz movie.