You guys, just a heads up: I have not looked at a single application yet, so if you haven’t heard anything back, please don’t cut your head off and throw it in the garbage (yet) (just kidding! NEVER do that!). It’s going to take some time. Also: if you have been meaning to apply but haven’t applied yet, the deadline is Wednesday night (3/23). No more applications after Wednesday night. OK. End note.
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Gabe’s right. Your head belongs in the compost pile, not the garbage.
I thought my head belongs in a yogurt cup?
You know a Baby Baby Monster could probably help you sort out all those applications. Folks, if you are interested in applying for the Baby Baby Monster position, please tweet your qualifications to @videogum on The Twitter.
And if they drop the ball, there is always room for a Baby Baby Baby Monster. Apply Within.
Always be upvoting references to TLC
their pants are overly large!
If you find an applicant who can cut his or her head off and throw it in the garbage, HIRE THAT APPLICANT!
Oh… sorry Gabe. While you were gone we kinda gave the position to Lil’ Sebastian.
(image unapologetically taken from concert_addict’s unused .gif roundup from last week)
You haven’t gotten back to me yet? Been so busy I haven’t noticed

I got a secretary but she’s swamped too

I went on two dates with a guy who looked like this little girl.
I wish I had actually been hanging with her, she looks like more fun.
If you don’t mind my asking, why did you agree to the second date?
Good luck, prospective baby monsters! If you are not a full-fledged baby monster yet, would you be considered a zygote monster? Embryo monster? Fetus monster? I guess what I’m asking is, at what point is a monster considered a monster, in legal terms?
This is Dr. Winwood’s specialty, hopefully he shares his thoughts with us
Whether monsterhood begins at the conception (of reading Videogum) or at birth (of full-fledged addiction to commenting) is a complicated question filled with many complex moral issues.
Don’t do it! It’s a trap! This is an actual photo of Gabe in the Videogum offices, with the fabled “lost intern”:

ChrisTrash’s Cat has made it too, I see.
Holy shit, Gabe is a black cat?
Hint: he plays a mean French Horn. So, yes. He’s a cat.
his granddaughter is pretty
Gabe is Binx!
I thought the cat was Salem
I hope Gabe at a lot of tacos in LA, he’s withering down to bones!
More early footage of Gabe with a young charge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5t0ONMS65w
I’ve been practicing the way I say “ham” to improve my chances of getting the position.
One day, witide, one day….
You’re killin’ me, Gabe. I’ve been tumblin’ pure gold (also about Pokémon) for WEEKS now, just waiting for the day you visit
I even moved like Berney
http://notveryraven.tumblr.com/post/3992577430/heres-a-vid-of-me-movin-like-berney