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Now THIS is how you start a day:
CORRECTION: this is how you start a whole week! (Thanks for the tip, brrrrrian.)
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Guys, I’ve found the lyrics online if you’re interested:
I say, “Boom, boom, boom.” Now let me hear you say, “Way-Ho!”
I say, “Boom, boom, boom.” Now everybody say, “Way-Ho!”
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Dang.
when I worked at a cosmetics counter, someone at an adjoining counter used to play this as part of a mix on their little boombox (cosmetics counter music stopped advancing in 1995) and that’s when I learned this song contains the lyric “put my peter inside your vulva.”
That is sure to win the 2011 MTV Video Music Award for “Least Sexy Lyric In A 15 Year Old Song” award.
Now I can’t find confirmation of this anywhere online, which makes me think it was part of some kind of “hostile work environment mega-mix.”
I feel like she is as into this as she ever gets into anything, which simultaneously makes me very happy and very sad for her.
She’s definitely got a certain subdued vibe about her.
At least she’s already established the name of her segment on Morning Edition.
How did she memorize all those lyrics?
the lyrics of the song are like a device to help her memorize the lyrics of the song
maybe this is only like, the first line in an really great spoken word poem that she needs to memorize.
Yes, I believe, “Boom boom boom Now let me hear you say way-ho” is the beginning line to Frost’s “Bereft”
This is going to revolutionize music as we know it. These lyrics are… beautiful. Just beautiful.
I think she’s just demonstrating how she can only say monosyllabic words after losing her tongue to mouth cancer.
I love you for saying that, because, really?
I want to be her.
I am her.We are all her.
That’s my girlfriend…. How do you think I got so good at dancing in front of a webcam?
Vidoegum is filling me with mixed emotions today. First, I can’t tell whether I just love this girl or feel kind of sorry for her (I’m leaning towards the former.) Second, as happy as I am that Vgum’s paying the bills, I’m not loving that it’s happening with SNUS. I’m leaning towards the latter on this one (way hooooo….)
These ads are gonna give me EYE CANCER.
Wait, so THIS is what snus is?? –> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus
So disappointing! I thought a Swedish Snus was a creation of Dr. Seuss. Or a muppet of some kind.
I thought those were teabags.
Yeah, I’m not sure that Videogum readers are the target demographic for chewing tobacco. If I’m gonna get cancer from tobacco, it’s gonna be from inhaling smoke and tar into my LUNGS! Also, it gives us office types a reason/excuse to go outside. Come on, General. Do your research.
You guys PRETEND to be such big David Foster Wallace fans…
No SNUS is good SNUS.
Oh yeah, I went there.
Dirty, filthy, disgusting smoker here. (I know, after this I’ll sit in the corner and self-flagellate for an hour while reflecting on THE HORRORS THAT I HAVE WREAKED UPON THE WORLD.)
I just wanted to say that snus are the absolute best on a cross-country flight.
I thought monsters were a bit above being upset by tobacco ads.
I am truly amazed at her ability to be completely off tempo, yet still manages to be in sync with the ‘ WAY HO’ parts.
“Emily, hurry up, we’re going to be late for the Wednesday evening chapel service. The whole floor is going together!”
“Hang on, I have to finish uploading this karaoke Jock Jams video.”
I’ll have what she’s having.
way ho!
the girl wanted one thing and one thing only guys
least we could do
Am I the only one who got a really creepy vibe when she winked at the camera and then ended on a crotch shot? Sort of reminds me of Adam Scott’s wife in Step Brothers.
I interpreted that to mean it was her crotch that had been answering “Way-ho” the while time.
Oh man, crotches, you guys.
“Girl, Your Booty Is So Round, I just want to Lay you down”
-Song
“YES”
-DS
General Your Snus Tin is So Round,
I just want to throw some in my cheek
And when that cancer’s juking round
you make my commenting a treat*
*This is a fucking lie, I can not stand these ads blocking my ability to login,esp since time is so precious for me, I need to be able to login quick, comment and gtfo before my boss sees me here or hears me typing and wonders what I am working on. Like A Ninja. A Commenting Fucking Ninja. That wants a snus induced cancer in my mouth juice.
Y’all jealous you don’t have a roommate who kicks out the jams like this every morning. I’m so glad the university put is together.
I’d much rather room with her than my freshman roommate who listened to one of four songs on repeat EVERY MORNING FOR THE WHOLE YEAR while he ate his tuna and drank his shot of vinegar (?!). It was usually “Disarm” by the Smashing Pumpkins, and I still get very tense/stabby every time I hear Billy Corgan’s voice. He also played “Stan” by Eminem, that ‘running through the wet grass’ song by that band I don’t remember, and “Hands Clean” by Alanis Morissette for the entirety of March.
“Desperately Wanting” by Better Than Ezra. You are welcome.
Hmmph. She’s kinda cute….kinda.
If I win the 2011 General Snus Ultimate Swedish Experience for two, she’ll definitely be my plus one.
I think she’s really pretty.
We really missed you steve, #moderateHomo
Oh you’re alive! I even asked about you on the facebook monster page but was tricked by Chris Trash.
Is this a deleted scene from dogtooth?
You guys. I think this is just viral advertising for Gold Bond Medicated Powder.
First Spring Jam of 2011?
Break it down…
Now everybody in the club, scratch yo’ face.
All I could think of was Sergeant Carter yelling, “I can’t heeeaar you!”
I’ve never wanted to “Way-ho” more!
thank you
Hey, how did she get Youtube in 1996?!
Heh, it reminded me of this experimental parody :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g8tQviAWkc
The best part about this is that it sometimes seems that she’s reading the lyrics off the screen….because, you know, those lyrics are super hard to forget.
Now we know what happened to Kimmy Gibbler!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/files.posterous.com/temp-2010-10-04/qkpozHcHedzJgygxyGIkxugyGGBbHvIyJIfDuCxIBwlhdowpJnwrwbpcdzyG/n1520495331_30271472_4028976.jpg.scaled500.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJFZAE65UYRT34AOQ&Expires=1300749623&Signature=xwR5HGFp6xbYjg8R0QAwmulzW%2BM%3D
She has a big future in motivational speaking.
I got the whole “First thing in the morning, I’m sending this to the boy I’m stalking under an anonymous file name with the message ‘Open Me’” vibe. Not a good vibe. A creepy vibe!