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Sometimes after a long, hard day throwing the football around, my future husband and I like to unwind with a vodka and scotch cocktail. Or, sometimes I just order up a half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto pizza and we listen to this jam on repeat.
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I thought that was the title of Screech’s first single after he started his post-Zack Attack solo career.
the real writer of that song
Kevin! Remember how Screech pretty much created artificial intelligence? Remember how he also only got a 1220 on his SATs? What’s up with that?
I got a 1220 on my SATs too–when I was in seventh grade! #brag
I have no place to put this now that they don’t make zunes
Couple of Wise guys over here.
I’m just cool enough to know that they’re singing about, “The Room,” and not nearly cool enough to have actually seen, “The Room.”
Same, I’m worried that The Room will disappoint me if I ever see it, but my idea of The Room in my mind is perfect for me
This is also how I feel about vaginas.
My boyfriend, VG commenter Marcus, fan of The Room, has written a novelization of The Room, available here at http://theroomnovelization.blogspot.com/, and while we have been together nearly a year, I have seen clips of it, I have heard clips of it, repeated, paused, rewinded, but have never seen the full thing.
BUT WE ARE MEETING TOMMY WISEAU IN APRIL! At the Mayfair Theatre in Ottawa, ON, Canada. So I will both meet Tommy Wiseau and watch The Room completely for the first time, all in one shot.
#yay
I have read this, and it’s amazing.
I got to see it uncut and in the theater this past weekend. It was definitely a lot of fun, but I did get the feeling that there were too many premeditated jokes from the audience. Almost to the point where a couple of them must have been reciting their zingers in front of the mirror before they left.
Unfortunately, the song title “I Did Not Hit Her (I DEED NAAHHT)” had already been taken by Ike Turner and was later remixed by Chris Brown.
Not enough bony ass.
Or Wiseau taint. :Shudder::
This song had the passion of Tennessee Williams.
Uh oh, Sophomore Slump Alert!
Oh, it’s the house that dripped blood on Alex
Including on his big toe, which is called a hallux
I’ll say it again, this time in italics
It’s the house that dripped blood on Alex
Is that a prequel to The House That Drips Blood On Alex?
The reboot
I got so excited about this that I smashed my little finger with a heavy book. I’ll be sending you the bill, Shell.
No lie, this is the best thing I have seen all day, and may be the only thing that keeps my ongoing war with my work computer from escalating to bloodshed.
Tommy Wiseau, always bringing people together.
I HIGHLY anticipate their tributes to Troll 2 and Birdemic.
I would like to take this moment to brag (yes, BRAG) that I have seen The Room 17 times in theaters.
this is just the best
ever
I’m gonna be a total troll and say:
A) After getting all amped up about The Room and hearing about it for years, I was disappointed to find out it was a fairly run of the mill softcore porn that somehow gained a lot of notoriety.
B) Any and all tributes to The Room at this point are severely two thousand and late. It’s been 8 years.
On the first two takes, they forgot to take the bong off the table.
Don’t mock. This is a very real problem that happens to people world wide and causes thousands of phone calls from moms who saw your accidental bong shot on Facebook per day.