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This video is kind of NSFW, unless you work at MrBra.com.
Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we are here today to see that Mr. Bra goes to jail for first degree aggravated creepiness. It’s clear that Mr. Bra loves his job, and there’s nothing wrong with loving your job. In fact, it seems like he has a really, really great job that a lot of people would love. But there is something very wrong with loving your job when it involves fondling underage girls.
I’d like to bring your attention to Exhibit A, where we clearly see Mr. Bra proudly boasting about “immediately” fitting 10, 12, 13, and 14 year-old girls with their first bras. And though he goes on referring to their “tissue” it should be noted that he is not Dr. Bra, he is Mr. Bra. He has no medical expertise. He is just some bearded man feeling up little girls.
Exhibits B1 and B2 show Mr. Bra saying the word “tight” in an unsettling manner, as well as alluding to bra fitting as a “game” one is forced to play with a “girl.”
Furthermore, the people request that Mr. Bra serve his entire sentence without parole. Because any man who grunts like this (Exhibit C) or has a personal theme song to the tune of Culture Beat’s “Mr. Vain” (Exhibits D1 and D2) is clearly a threat to himself and others.
I rest my case.
(Via The Daily What)
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Remind me never to shop at Thisismynightmare’s “Mrs. Jockstrap” ever again.
Don’t worry, I cup the balls very gently. There’s nothing sexual about it, I just want an accurate measurement.
you two are quite a pair
I think we need to add “each inch, girls” as one of our exhibits!
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True Fact: When his family came over from Ellis Island, their name was shortened to “Bra” from “Overtheshoulderboulderholder.”
They have a legendary generation-spanning feud with the Ittybittytittycommittee Clan.
They often get confused with the Chesticles family line, of Wales.
Oh the Chesticles! They raise some really beautiful sweater puppies on their melon farm.
What do I have to put on my resume to be accepted as his intern?
Lots of previous jail time.
The “Go ahead, talk” followed by no response then “Turn, turn” is horrifying.
Also, this is Part 4. And it is 15 minutes long. Hour-long bra tutorial? Important thing these days.
Right? I’m concerned there are more parts.
He has a fairly creepy relationship with his daughter.
Oh, Mr. Bra. Have a seat. My name is Chris Hansen.
On a completely unrelated topic, when are we discussing Rebecca Black’s Friday…?
The question of the ages!!!
I’m waiting for Jenna Rose’s “My Jeans” to be named the Fourth Summer Jam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64
Both are amazeballs!
Is that the right term from the 12 year old girl vernacular….?
As a philosophy expert, I can assure you that there is no seat, and that life is nasty, brutish, and short.
I got as far as “Bingo Zingo” before I had to put on a sweater.
Ugh. That’s when he started talking about deep plunges.
Here’s a deep cut from the Mr. Bra archives: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I33V_66hfaQ
Yes my chickadees, that’s our own Mr. Bra creeping out the hooooowwwwwllingly creepy Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer.
Why did I become Wolfman Jack for this post?
No reference to Wolfman Jack is complete without a link to the Wolfman Jack doorbell sketch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XDeXfGHXfw
Sid Farkus? Is that you?
OF COURSE he has to clear his throat at the beginning. Of course he does. He’ll need tools. OBVIOUSLY. “Always tight!”
“Each inch- each inch, girls!”
-Mr. Bra
“You’re here.. Err.. You’re here… Bra fitting 101.” – Your boyrfriend
Much less cross-dressing than MisterBra.com
Am I the only one who measured my bra size after seeing this? Turns out I’m a 34D and NOT a 36C! I hope no permanent damage has been done to my large tissue/nipple area…
Bra twins! High five!
Don’t you mean moderately high twos? *snickers*
videogum helps the ladies
You can’t really be sure until you call Mr. Bra, call call Mr. Bra…
Looks like he could be an expert in needing “tissue” support.
Does he ever let her speak so she can give us her opinions on Asians making phone calls in the UCLA library?
You all just jealous that your dad isn’t as cool as mine.
Why do I have a feeling that craigslist had a strong part in the creation of this video?
“When was the last time you saw a woman walking around not wearing a bra?”
um, me right now?
Jennifer Aniston in every episode of Friends?
I feel the need to point out that THAT IS NOT HOW YOU MEASURE FOR A BRA. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO MEASURE ANYTHING AT ARMPIT LEVEL.
Well I guess you should film your own four-part series of exceedingly creepy webisodes.
He masturbates every half hour, on the hour.
He looks and sounds like Phil Jackson. “Bingo Zingo, Kobe, turn turn.”