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If you only had a few remaining days of freedom before going to jail for two years on a gun possession charge, why wouldn’t you spend that time letting a dude strap himself to your back?
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When he jumped, did he yell “Ja-ronimo.”*
*Sorry, I’m running into a meeting. Will use that time to come up with something much, much better. I promise.
Upon landing safely on the ground he was reported as saying, “That Ja Ruled!”*
*I am also really sorry. I will not think of anything better b/c I probably can’t.
As he jumped he yelled “Seriously. I’m not DMX”
Once he’s in the joint, they are going to teach him about a new kind of “Tandem Jump”
I’m confused. Yesterday we were against prison rape jokes, and now we’re upvoting them. Can I get a ruling over here so I know what I’m allowed to think is funny?
Call the TBS Hotline — they’ll parse this one out for you. It’s a doozy.
My vote is it’s acceptable in reference to a person who has widely released songs with lyrics that celebrate rape?
“We gonna take this, Point Blank range in your Range Rover
Pistol with the kids and rape your stray hoe”
-Ja Rule, “We Don’t Give a Fuck”
The entire time this video was playing I kept thinking “How did they get the rights to all these JaRule songs?” I guess somebody at worldstarhiphop.com is rich enough to afford $7.50 and a used piece of Orbitz.
“Why wouldn’t you spend that time letting a dude strap himself to your back?”
Might as well get used to it.
Have fun in prison!
In prison he will also learn how to have his chute packed
Let’s hope it opens easily.
Too soon?
George “Ja” Rule is my nominee for Worst Rapper Of All Time.
This guy disagrees with that assessment:
“Ahem”
“cool infinity sun and dead language tattoo, brah”
Don’t leave the airplane while you’re hot, that’s how Mase screwed up.
Maybe I should call Mase so he could pray for us
Uh, EXCUSE me. It’s “Ma$e.” Show some fucking respect.
He was the original Ke$ha wasn’t he? Just less dirty.
Taco, I’ve been saying this for years.
Well, not really, because that would involve me thinking about Ja Rule occasionally. But he is the worst.
Do you think the whole way down he just went, “UUUNNGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I think that’s Master P, guys.
I get all the grunt-rappers mixed up. My bad.
Yeah, I know, but I don’t know any Ja Rule jokes, and they all* look alike.
*They all = rappers, of course. What did you think I was talking about?
YOU’RE Master P!
This guy knows what Ja’s talking about…
Liz: Please, do not bother Jack. He is in a weird place right now.
Tracy: B.B. Jackson’s condo?
Liz: No.
Tracy: A children’s clothing store in Dubai?
Liz: Just stop guessing!
lol shit would have been mad funny if his pair of $300 nike air force ones slipped off his feet.
Ashanti tagged along and sang the hook on his skydive
Dubai – All Used and Dried Up, like Ja Rule’s Career
How does he have enough money to go skydiving, let alone in Dubai. I mean, with transportation, accommodations, expenses, etc., we’re looking at money he hasn’t seen since… wow, I don’t know any of his songs/albums. I #literally can’t finish this joke because I DON’T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT HIS MUSIC CATALOG.
Did he ever settle that beef with 50 Cent? Pretty brave considering how much time they both have on their hands these days
Why are all the recommended videos on worldstarhiphop kid fights and girl fights?
Upon his release, VH1 has already agreed to make the reality show: “The Strap On Rule”.
LOL you guys are a riot. I’m so happy we have this little place where good clean white-folk can get together and bruhaha.