Good morning! Mondays! Lasagna! I just wanted to take a second and let you guys know what you can expect this week. We have a whole bunch of guest bloggers who are going to be covering all of the hottest trampoline accidents and Donnie Darko/Schindler’s List mash-ups for your pleasure. (Pleasure is a weird word. Right? It sounds greasy. OK, back on track.) Anyway, here is the lineup for the week:

Monday: Mans
Tuesday: Joe Mande
Wednesday: Shellbomber
Thursday: Starlee Kine
Friday: The writers and cast of Bob’s Burgers

Wowowowowow! NOT TOO SHABBY! This is going to be SOME week. As always, please welcome your fellow monsters and/or the writers and cast of Bob’s Burgers (!!!!) with open arms and enthusiastic support. We have nothing if we don’t have good manners. Sit up straight. Wipe the smudges off your face. Straighten your collar. Here they come!

Comments (11)
  1. I am sitting with rapt attention in anticipation of this week’s awesome lineup. I am loving the variety the guest bloggers bring, their own spin on the stuff that we all care greatly about (trampoline accidents) and just the whole vibe of it! We all love Gabe, of course, but this is so much fun! It’s like SPRING BREAAAAAK but for blogs!

  2. Yup, just a regular Monday morning post… nothing disturbing at—OMYGODWHATTHEHELLISTHAT?

    Really Bing? On a Monday morning?

  3. OMG Eugene Mirman is coming?!?! How’s my hair, you guys? Do I smell OK?!!

  4. FYI, I’ll be doing an “official’ Monsters’ Ball on Friday.

  5. Yay, Joe Mande!

  6. OMG Bob’s Burgers. Every single body? I don’t know what to do, my brain is melting from excitement.

  7. That Gabe used a picture of Meg Ryan in You’ve Got Mail for this post is beyond amazing. Gabe, you complete me, or whatever.

  8. Mans! Mans! Mans! She’s the Mans!

    I enjoy what Mans has to say.

  9. are you for real, schedule? well, it seems that we’ve found the first occasion to play rebecca black’s friday unironically.

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