
SHHHHHOWWWWTIMEE! Right? From that Jim Carrey movie? The Face? Isn’t that what it was called? Mr. Weird Face? Something like that. Anyway, I am in Los Angeles today, so for one thing, I’m three hours behind the world as we know it. Seriously, I am basically ancient herstory. This is probably how the dinosaurs in The Land Before Time felt. For another thing, do you know how many different places there are to eat tacos in Los Angeles? It’s ridiculous! So just the man hours alone that it is going to require to EAT ALL OF THEM will necessitate a bit of a posting slow-down on the site. Feel free to share your Internet finds in the comments today (if you see something say something! Do they even have “if you see something say something” in LA? Unrelated question: why is everyone wearing Adjustment Bureau hats? Were they giving them out for free?) and let’s just see how the rest of the day goes. It’s Friday! Something something can you believe the traffic?! Let’s gooooo!
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Today’s TMZ headline: “Gwyneth Paltrow, new mystery beau, spotted canoodling at West Hollywood taco stand.”
I’d stay away from the beach if I were you.
Also, bring me back a double double. And say hi to my parents if you run into them.
Animal style please.
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Videogum’s Boondock Saints WMOAT is STILL drawing enraged comments from fans? http://bit.ly/h5U3xD
That made my morning. Reminded me of every Boondock Saints fan I ever met (exhibit a: my freshman year roommate), united in their…nuanced…approach to art and life in general.
“I have 8 POSTERS in my room. If it was a crappy movie, WHY WOULD I HAVE 8 POSTERS OF IT?!”
Wow that’s the best thread ever.
That there are people out there who care so much about the boondock saints (and have such terrible taste) is incredible. I wonder how much they overlap with the juggalo demographic?
I have met people who think The Boondock Saints is the best movie ever but have never met a Juggalo, I think I got the short end of the stick
Speaking of juggalos, comedian Gallagher collapsed on stage yesterday! I wonder if the juggalos who enjoyed his fruit smashing at the Gathering are upset.
“Oh and the gay detective is the humor of the movie. duh.”
I LOL’d at that.
“oh and sorry if IRISH movies are not good enough for you”
I love that he addresses the comment to “the person who made this page about the movie”, as if it were some random page with no connection to anything larger. Or as if the post didn’t have a byline (we call them bylines, right?) His understanding of the internet is every bit as tenuous as his grasp of grammar, spelling, and punctuation.
And “That 70′s Show” remains popular in syndication.
people finding their way to that stuff months later because of google alerts or something is one of my favorite things.
A young man asking excellent questions

Will “Fresh Prince” Smith was right: Parents just don’t understand.
The Saddest Person in the World

I almost upvoted this because I like it, but I felt like it would seem happy this very sad little kid is so sad. So if you appreciate the humor of this note, but aren’t a cold hearted sadist.. this comment has been placed here for you to upvote.
Nah. I think we’ve all been there as kids. Our parents piss us off, so we pen a melodramatic note about how, no, no need to care about me anymore, I’m running away. Forever. Etc., etc. It’s a cry for attention. It’s something we all do. It’s cute.
My favorite part. The striked “Love.” Like, I used to love you, and out of habit I wrote love, but I want you to know I didn’t mean love so I crossed it out instead of erasing.
Exactly. I showed this to my mother when I found it, and she laughed because it reminded her of a time when her kids wrote her melodramatic notes saying they were running away instead of melodramatic texts asking for money.
I don’t use words like “the greatest picture of all time” lightly, but this may be the greatest picture of all time.

Snoopy Snoopy Pup Dog?
Can we talk about the Super 8 trailer, you guys? It looks like the best thing in all of ever.
It’s pretty great!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtn5dm9uYi8&feature=player_embedded
SPOILER ALERT: aliens
E.T. meets Outbreak meets Transformers? OK! Here’s my $9.50!
I was thinking more “Close Encounters” meets “Unstoppable” meets “The Lost Boys”.
You don’t see me going around eating YOUR cousins, do you?
Dog riding on the back of a bike http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-nKXALtHWs&feature=player_embedded
Puppy VS an ice cube! The battle of the week! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5c-dxo92bdo
I wish this dad was my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIpfeQASSus
Wait For It http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TsLWXTLOE
I’m worried about Baby Werttrew’s future relationship with boys, you guys!
Wert, I expect to see similar youtube dance videos of you and your daughter as soon as she’s old enough to dance.
I’m calling FAKE on the dating guy.
I found this TBS very funny

this too
Also all of these:

I have the weirdest bo…oh never mind.
is it weird that I want to date all of them?
Some friends and I had a debate about whether Esmeralda is a Disney Princess (there are others, but our discussion involved Esmeralda). Because, technically she’s not a princess in the dictionary definition of the word, but she’s the female lead of a Disney movie. So does that marketing make her a princess?
She’s probably the princess of the gypsies. Now, where’s my no-prize?
Nope, def not a princess. Although speaking of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, after re-watching recently as an adult, that movie is FUCKING CREEPY. Like the whole priest/Esmeralda thing? In 1996 all I saw was gargoyles farting.
That settles it. Williamsburg tonight.
Remember to keep a count of how many Jeremy Pivens you see in LA, Gabe!
Orange Hand Puppet foils robbery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4fp195F_tw&feature=player_embedded
IMPROMPTU LA MEETUP: Happy Hour at Casita del Campo TONIGHT.
TACOS! SHOTS! GABE?!
read this as taco shots which I guess would be tapas
You ask and Google provides:

Nope, taco shots are to prevent the spread of pollo and influenchilada.
What time?
Tool time!
Morris Day And The Time
Time to get ill!
I will attempt to be there! I will probably fail! I already have dinner plans on the west side! I don’t know if they can be altered! Whew, that was a lot of exclaiming…
Me too!! Let’s do it! 7.30 pm?
7:30! I will never make it! But that sounds good! Maybe I will show up later!
also friends of the gum news
2 have a new pilot they are developing together http://www.deadline.com/2011/03/comedy-central-developing-evil-genius-comedy-starring-paul-f-tompkins/
and one has a new podcast http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/
Oh, I am SO reserving a spot on my TiVo season pass list for the Paul F. Tompkins show. He’s awesome, and I love the premise.
WINNING Recipes from Charlie Sheen, the master cook :
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes?playlist=featured_videos
He is such a troll.
Today is Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/03/_hey_some_peopl.php
HELL NO. I will follow Charlie Sheen to the grave. Which will read “Winning in Heaven R.I.P.”
I might as well unfollow as everyone retweets him anyways.
I dunno, “Bertugs” makes a pretty good case here at the bottom:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSiPVVpMflw&feature=player_embedded
I’ve found you a new boyfriend. Meet Daniel Devine, singer from Lorry “post-hardcore” band Flats and son of Alan McGee. I find them repellent and oddly fascinating, but mostly wish that he could speak up more when ranting about indie music trends.
Here’s some of their music:
http://www.myspace.com/flatsofcourse
courtesy of SMBC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WP4U6ZMicBw Space shuttle wake up song.
thanks CT, loved this video. Sent it out to my coworkers as well.
Monster Prominence

Video: http://www.flickr.com/photos/gsfc/5483193591/
Someone needs to tell NASA to flip their Iphone sideways when recording.
Monster March Madness NCAA Challenge

http://mobfd.blogspot.com/2011/03/monster-march-madness-challenge.html
I would like to take this opportunity to promote one of my favorite things: Superego. An improvised and then edited comedy podcast. It is AMAZING!
http://www.gosuperego.com
For college monsters/Tom Hanks
Remember to point and laugh, otherwise it’s not effective.
This is by far my favorite internet find of the week:
I love how the lyrics are at the bottom, and yes, this is the interwebs’ greatest gift this week.
Bones discussion corner:

i haven’t been keeping up and was totally like, “i think a dude in zz top is her dad? or maybe he’s hallucinating.”
Jersey Shore discussion corner?
Jersey Shore discussion corner is so lonely.
Hah! Sorry Jake
I watched the first half hour but then it turned back into Ronnie and Sammy’s constant cycle of abuse hour and I didn’t want to watch it anymore. Man those people have a very very poor understanding of the word ‘done’.
OMG, I almost forgot to tell you guys (but you probably already know), MSCL is on instant Netflix now! I have been reliving my formative years all week!
I think this is an appropos time for a Monica Gebruikt facebook update! Remember?Am I the only one who is still her friend?
http://videogum.com/260332/videogum-everywhere-mission-befriend-monica-gebruikt-on-facebook/webjunk/viral-marketing/
So yeah I don’t think having lots of facebook friends has proven to be an effective way to get cleaned up…

Have you guys seen the trailer for The Smurfs: The Movie? It’s every bit as horrifying as a live action/cgi hybrid The Smurfs: The Movie could be. Also, the laughing cat.
http://io9.com/#!5780965/the-smurfs-trailer-will-make-you-smurf-in-your-mouth
Hey, who’s in charge of making urls into clickable links?
http://www.smurfhappens.com/