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Apparently Justin Bieber is trapped in his Liverpool hotel, which is surrounded by an uncontrollable CHILD ARMY, and now there is footage of this event, and it is horrifying. Meet at the quarry! Bring only what you need to survive!
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England needs better after school activities.
This whole thing is like a lazy Onion story.
Justin Bieber is pretty much Randall Flagg. Which I guess means Esperanza Spalding is Mother Abigail.
I would upvote this if I had any idea what you were talking about. Alas, I have no way to look it up right now.
Way to take a Stand, R2.
Clever girl.
It’s not like there’s no precedent.
“FINALLY, the world will associate our town with great pop music”
- People of Liverpool
Damn. Hat’s off to you, thimp. The joke was right there in front of me, and I just couldn’t see it.
Thank you kind droid, but you already hit the “Vancouver/totem pole” bit outta the park. Everything else today is gravy for you.
whoarethebeatles.tumblr.com
The next outbreak?
28 Haze Later….
I…I would hit that. I would. I’d have to cover up that tragic tattoo, but we could make it work.
Now that’s a particularly tweenful Tea Party rally.
Is this what Gabe wanted his intern for?
Some subieberterfuge? Some juspionage?
(This shall not be a party game.)
I’m getting worried about Wisconsin you guys.
Oh, wait. Wait. I’m being told… I’m being told that’s Liverpool. Sorry. #jonstewartimpression
I’d rather meet you at the lorry.
“Lorry, lorry lorry, OHHHHHHHHH!” – these kids
why do I only see bald dudes in this child army?
I was in Liverpool a few years ago, and one night while looking for something to do my friends and I walked past a concert hall that was advertising something called “Thriller Live” that night – a Michael Jackson tribute concert (this is before he died, keep in mind). None of us were really Michael Jackson fans, but tickets were cheap and we had nothing better to do so we figured we’d check it out.
The people there were fucking crazy. Everyone came dressed like they were going to a high school prom. The theater was full, and everyone was on their feet, either singing or screaming the entire show. We saw at least twenty people dressed like Michael Jackson. Keep in mind this was a Michael Jackson tribute show, not Michael Jackson himself, and before the whole hysteria surrounding his death. I’ve never seen that many grown men cry in public.
Conclusion: I think Liverpool has been living in a Beatles cloud for so long they just get really jazzed whenever anything else music-related happens to them.
tl;dr: Pam is long-winded.
Lorry Say Lorry
I’m already there.
If the Biebs really does get charged with inciting a riot, I have just the attorney for the case: Justin M. Bieber, Esq. http://www.justin-bieber-law.com/
I have a friend studying in Liverpool and I demanded he go and report back to me.
He told me ‘I am drinking and watching football. F**k Off’.
I have the best friends. And the best ambassadors for Eng-er-land.