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(May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997)
I remember there being an Onion article back in the day about his death with a headline that read something like “Heaven Running Out of Food” and I just want to take this solemn moment on the anniversary of his death to point out that that is CRASS and TASTELESS and that I definitely don’t think about it on a SEMI-REGULAR BASIS and LAUGH QUIETLY TO MYSELF because he was a genuinely great rapper and therefore his death is super-serious always and we should never try to find levity in anything and so that’s why I HATE The Onion. Goodnight.
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“That’s why I hate the Onion.”
Counterpoint arguments:
“Microsoft patents 1′s, 0′s”
“Special Olympics T-ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game”
“Trophy Wife Mounted”
I’m personally partial to the one about U2 not caring about Africa
http://www.theonion.com/articles/rest-of-u2-perfectly-fine-with-africans-starving,1852/
“Supreme Court Rules: Supreme Court Rules”
Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over’
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/
In hindsight, maybe this is too political after some of the earlier threads today. So I also offer up:
Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades,11056/
You expect a BNPG and instead get an R.I.P.? Thanks for the kick in the nuts, Gabe.
The Notorious W.I.G.
The Meritorious P.I.G.
The Notorious BIG
The Deleterious C.I.G.
the meritorious P.I.G., the deleterious C.I.G.,…werttrew is just very good
Is that dog named Biebs?
How about #biggiegames?
No one?
Smallsderdash?
The Game of Life After Death?
Tupack and Stack?
Drive-by Shoots and Ladders?
Yeah, this wasn’t my best idea.
MonBigPoppaLy
Hungry Hungry Hypnotize
The Laborious D.I.G
Where are my Boston Monsters at?
The Newtonious FIG
N O’torious J.I.G.
The Crucifictorious GIG
The Glorious B.E.S.T.
(seriously, i just love this one)
The Enigmatic TR.I.G.
Math, bitches! What?!
“You look so good, huh, I suck on your daddy’s dick.” – Christopher Wallace, 1972-1997
Well that grocery store lost a lot of business
Don’t worry Gabe, as long as Puff Daddy is still alive and there are still Sting songs to sample, Biggie Smalls will R.I.P. just fine.
Now I’m going to spend the rest of my day trying to say the phrase, “… there are still Sting songs to sample” 5 times fast. And fail miserably.
I miss Wendy’s old sizing system; that way, in remembrance of him, I could pour one out for Biggie out of a Biggie.
i’m sure heaven was only running low on t-bone steaks, cheese, eggs and welch’s grape
Mo’ blog. Mo’ problems — The Notorious G.A.B (e)
Ummmm…
http://bit.ly/9VmxCs
@ this post: What.
i live biggie everyday:
“A true mothafucker goin out for the loot”
RIP bro
I can’t really be the only one surprised that he was 24 when he died, can I?
I can’t really be the only one surprised that he was 240 when he died, can I?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/notorious-big-cremation-enters-fifth-week,9295/