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There’s a world outside every darkened Door
Where blues won’t haunt you anymore
Where the brave are free and lovers soar
Come ride with me (on my hospital bed) to the distant shore
We won’t hesitate break down the hospital gate
There’s not much left today
Life is a highway
I want to ride (on my hospital bed) all night long
If you’re going my way
I want to drive (my hospital bed) all night long
(Via BuzzFeed. Poem by Thomas Cochrane. Kind of.)
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Was it me or did that guy look wheelie tired?
I’ll see myself out.
You made your bed, Frank, and now you have to lie in it and roll down the street.
That was a sick joke Frank
I loved it Frank! Your signature style of bed pan comedy never fails to crack me up.
meh, i’ve heard bedder
I don’t think we can stretch out the puns.
I bed to differ.
Isn’t that Ludacris? (double meaning all the way)
Yeah! Okay!
I thought it was Jay Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
First look at “Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland: the Movie.”
Looks like we caught him riding gurney.
Best music choice ever?
Best music choice ever.
“Jeez, that guy sure is lazy.”
- overweight dude on other side of street riding a Rascal scooter
I love the guy just crossing the street like nothing’s out of the ordinary. Just another day on XTreme Hospital Boulevard, man.
“Out of my way, I’ve got a bucket list to complete!”
We don’t all have billionaire roommates to do it for us, after all.
Oh man, I went back to the “Life Is a Highway” post (because it’s the best) and found two of the most internet-y comments ever posted on Videogum:
I am totally picturing Mark A. Griesser leaning back in his chair and tenting his fingertips after delivering that devastating video score card.
I only do 3mph on the highway
So if you do the speed limit get the fuck out of my way
On a gurney hardly ever caught sober
And you about to get bumped the fuck over!
In other words:
I’m on the right journey, Beef, got the right gurney
I may be sick but I still party like Bernie
No need to dress out, we take the mattress out
We heard there’s hotties out, so we brought the cotties out
Only losers post recontextualized single-panel comics online.
SPRING BREAK!!!
Well, with these gas prices, I can’t afford NOT to drive around in my hospital bed!
Teaser trailer for Nic Cage’s sequel to “Bringing Out the Dead” called “Chasing down the @*&%ing ambulance”
Life is a highway, especially on the way to Nashua
Oh man, the ‘Life is a Highway’ song still induces awful memories of this episode for me. That whole car ride was one of the most painful to watch Office moments.