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I’m guessing when you woke up today you didn’t even realize that a slow loris holding onto a tiny umbrella was something that existed, and now you know deep within yourself that it’s the only thing you want in this entire world. Unfortunately, the line at the Slow Loris with A Tiny Umbrella Store is around the block. Some people have been camped out all week. OPEN OPEN OPEN! (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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Those people need to QUIT taking the umbrella away from him! LET HIM HAVE THE UMBRELLA.
I’m glad this angered someone else.
Awwwww.. Wait what? Ok. Awwwwwwww. Goddammit giveitback! Awwwww!
“Oh, sure. Slow Loris are cute, but did you ever get stuck behind a group of them on the M4? By the time I got home I was so knackered I ate 2 scones and took a nap.” – GP
In England, a loris is called a lorry. #TMYK
I’m going to go ahead and guess that this video was shot in Japan.
No, the Japanese lorry looks a little different, but still loves umbrellas:
TOTOROOOOOO!!!!!
The slow loris grins
And clutches his umbrella.
There is no more rain.
Pass that umbrella.
I long to be as stretchy
As the slow loris
With spindly fingers,
The majestic slow loris
Holds on for dear life
Slow loris clutches
Tiny hands and giant eyes
Ow, my ovaries
I thought to myself,
“This slow loris just gets it.”
And then I smiled.
Grasp for the future
Does clothing make the loris?
Shine, slow loris, shine
BARTENDER! A round of slow lorises for me and my friends! And don’t short us the tiny umbrellas this time!
Well according to wikipedia (the paragon of factual knowledge to be sure) Cambodians use slow lorises to make wine. Be careful with that slow loris order!
I wish I could stand under his (her(‘s)?) umbrella…ella…ella…eh…eh…eh?
Someone needs to remix this video STAT with Rhianna.
Or The Baseballs. Youtube be blocked here, so no links, but look up the video for The Baseballs’ cover of Umbrella. Because it is AMAZING.
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dw89bFK3PvBA&start1=5&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D_iQRXuAo6Eg&start2=28&authorName=Bluestockings
Somewhere Loris mean something else.
Did I miss anything?
dUb-iLL !!!
Where have you been, my man?
The Iron Curtain (aka the internet blocker in my office) fell yesterday.
Glad to be back, We can all thank Ronald Reagan.
http://rangelife.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c8f569e20128756e4261970c-800wi
Yeah, it’s all funny until he tries to kill Batman.
(Because y’know the Penguin? The Penguin had umbrellas. Remember? Remember how he was always trying to kill Batman? And this guy has an umbrella. Right? Right?)
OK, this is the last time I comment without drinking coffee.
At least he looks a lot cuter than Devito as the Penguin. But remember the parade of penguins with missles or whatevs attached to them? Precious.
That’s your coffee.
Give FLW some credit:
His fingers are way too long. It’s creeping me out.
I liked the parts when the loris held the umbrella.
I actually just said the word “SQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Like, out loud.
Dear Jesus, I want a slow loris.
Before he holds the umbrella: “Yeah, I guess he’s kinda cute.”
After he’s holding the umbrella: “OMG! Who do I have to kill to get one!”
I seriously thing that the Slow Loris is where Topher Grace get’s his ideas from.
He knows exactly how to hold it, you guys! (TWSS)
I think the shiny metallic blue of the tiny umbrella really adds a little extra Jazz! Well played, Slow Loris.
I don’t think anything has ever held an umbrella so cutely.
Everything is cuter when done slowly.
Doesn’t the Lors know it’s bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?
GIVE THAT UMBRELLA BACK YOU BASTARD
The cinematography and musical score in Baby Monkey Riding Backwards On A Pig was definitely better, but for a first-time low budgetiIndie flick, thematically I think they’re on to something here, especially since there’s normally less competition in the Foreign Film category.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
http://gifsoup.com/MzgzNzgz