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Let’s get some jiggies on it!
Hey pogs. Today I want to rap at you about YOUR music and YOUR generation. Rad! Sour Patch Worms! Look, your body is going through a lot of changes right now and you’re probably feeling pretty confused. Ask your teacher! And wear a condom (ew, I know, but sex can be really beautiful if you are in love but also diseases, I’m giving it to you straight like an adult! Real talking! Nintendo 3DS!). But just because the world keeps changing and sometimes it is hard to tell who is your friend and who is your enemy and you’re worried about that big test coming up because you haven’t studied because you’re a pretty good student but you’ve had field hockey practice all week and also Megan broke up with Toby so there’s all of THAT to deal with, you can still have some fun.
“But, homeboy, how are we supposed to have fun when there are so many hormones in us and all of the music is boring old music for old people that’s not even wicked cool at all, it’s just like some old man singing who doesn’t even go to the mall ever.” No way, man! There’s tons of super cool music that is very good and very musical being made by kids who relate to you because they are 9-years-old just like us! (I am not 9 years old, but I am relating to you, the 9-year-old.) Check out this cool new sound and subscribe to YM Magazine:
No one on the playground has swaggers like us! Let’s eat whatever we want and talk about our drivers’ licenses!
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Get jiggy with it.
I just made a Banjo-Kazooie reference. Wow.
I remember the game and song came out within a few months of each other and i was confused. Good game though.
How can she just ignore that it’s still the Willennium?
She spells it “Willownium”.
funny i think Pitchfork gave it a 9.00794 as well
Hey Willow we already have cities, you don’t need to build your own, apartment complexes must be super heavy
GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON’T COME OUT UNTIL YOU’VE WIPED THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE!
I read the word “Willow” and a British voice in my head said “W’illow Govna”. I’m worried about my brain, you guys.
Like The Wind In The Willow Smith with MC Toad
Is she building the sets for “I Am Legend 2?”
Anyone else thinking of this when the ground started to shake?
Or maybe a Sarlaac?
I wonder what George Lucas thinks of vaginas.
I doubt he’s seen one in many years, so.
Dude is rich, I am sure he has a carousel made of vaginas.
Oh man… If a graboid would’ve come out of the earth with Willow Smith on it’s back rapping about Kevin Bacon and Reba McEntire and Michael Gross they would have immediately sold SO MANY ALBUMS to me and my stoner friends. Really their loss on the tens of dollars in that revenue stream when you think about it.
I went straight to true blood season two – when willow pulled her hands out of the ground I expected them to be the claws of that maenad thing.
that’s what this needs – more vampires.
We are all PUMPED for season four, amirite?!
*SPOILERS* Eric will have amnesia and one Sook Eh Stackhouse will find him half naked.*
*I actually am excited.
Ah, Tremors. Where I saw the most awesome customized license plate ever, Reba’s “UZI4YOU”
Wow, Tremors reference. My life is complete now.
The Fresh Princess got her taste is skirts from her Daddy:
Oh no, I fell soooo XXth century right now…
Bold statements from a girl with a 9:00 bedtime.
No one kid should have all that power.
She’s using it more realistically than I would. If I had the power? No parking meters.
Underrated comment right here
I’m more of a late 19th century girl myself. “Seize the Day” was my jam!
Are kids these days really into the whole 2 minute short film before a 2 minute song music video approach? I briefly thought I was watching a Michael Jackson video. I was expecting an Eddie Murphy cameo.
is it just me or does she sound exactly like Ke$ha?
It is just you sorry
While she doesn’t sound like Ke$ha, I thought that parts of that song had a distinctly Ke$ha vibe.
On a related note, I think I’m going to rip the “4″ off of my keyboard so I never put the dollar sign in Kesha’s name again.
I kind of thought that too; esp. during the spoken word parts…or is that rapping? I am so confused (and white)!
It’s because we have never heard either of their voices ever, just autotune. So much autotune. They just lipsync while a robot sings, sort of like the Beijing 2008 opening ceremonies.
right at the two minute mark, yes.
Ummm, Willow? Those wolves are not running with you, they’re chasing you so they can eat you.
Also, if you’re given a mission with no restrictions, you should probably ask for some rough guidelines.
How did the first part of that video become that video? What?!
I wonder if she sometimes takes her parents’ Porsche for a little spin when they’ve gone away on a week’s vacation.
if she did, they wouldn’t understand
HA! Memory IS Ram!!!!!
God, remember being ten years old, you guys? Back then synchronized sand dancing was so much more, I don’t know, real, you know?
“There’ll be this old lady, see? And she’ll find some bones in the desert. Then she’ll cast a spell to make Willow Smith rise from the sand. And Willow will run around pulling other things out of the sand, like guitars, Chevys, and apartment buildings. Eventually, all her friends will help her build an entire city in the middle of the desert. Whattya think?”
“Sorry, I don’t buy it.”
“Plus, she gets chased by wolves.”
“Greenlit! Here, have a 20 million dollar budget.”
What?! but Megan and Toby were so perfect for each other…
omfg you didn’t hear? Toby totally tried beer at his older cousin’s party last Saturday and Megan is SO NOT INTO THAT. Toby keeps sexting her on IM, but Megan is just really unsure right now about what SHE wants, and just needs some time to “figure stuff out.” Toby gets his learner’s permit in like four months though, and his dad said that he could even use the family Prius, so we’ll see how long this tiff lasts.
Gah! I found 2 gray hairs this morning, and I thought nothing could possibly make me feel more decrepit.. And then I stupidly clicked on this.
Decided to relive favorites from my youth, and this may be the senility talking, but I sort of think this holds up! Kriss Kross = timeless
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk
Did you ever notice that the opening record scratch on “Jump” sounds exactly like a fart?
I’m ashamed to say I hadn’t. It really, really does.
Oh, man — this is going to look so dated in 89 years.
some brands of cool are timeless
Oh my god shutter shades, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE NINETIES???
She’d like to record with Jay-Z, a close friend of her dad’s. She added during red-carpet interviews, “I think we’d be a good combination.”
I wish I could keep upvoting this!
Did anyone see her on Oprah? She was scary. I seriously had an afternoonmare (?). She was this robo-adult-sass-child. Its like she is being groomed to destroy her life before 18. The whole family is weird. Its all very chilling. I bet weird stuff goes on in the basement of their house.
like a Pinkett-smith family human centipede?
I bet they keep DJ Jazzy Jeff chained up to a Casio keyboard.
“It writes my children another bangin’ hit single, or it gets the hose again.”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Don’t have anything constructive to say, but that made LOL.
Boom, shake the womb???
Me:
At 2:15, I immediately thought of Tara in True Blood escaping vampire plantation, only to be chased down by the werewolf.
They really missed their chance to just kill Tara. Like 54,839 times.
I love that Willow Smith’s outfits are solely inspired by old reruns of The Fresh Prince of Bel-air.
OUR. WORLD. TOO.
— Young adult
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Mark Zuckerberg?
Ben Elton in the “Young Ones”!
Oh, I’m a little drunk right now, Gobblegirl, so I answered your question literally. Duh (self-directed duh, that is.)
Mark Bolan is not impressed.
Whoops, he’s not impressed with my misspelling of his name, either.
Coincidentally Karate Kid was on tv today morning, and i felt it was strange for a 3 year old to have a fully formed 6 pack. I also remembered being Willows age and making what i thought were witty poop and fart jokes.
Willow and I are different people.
A lot of people say that young adults are violent, right? But how would you feel if you were old enough to have intercourse with a partner of your choice, and yet you could not drink in pubs?
And this was meant to be a reply to JuliaStepchild. Aww, nuts.
Yay! I am happy you said that.
How the heck do you ‘Set the Bound a reees’ when you are like 10? What a dumb song to be singing – but then, am getting sick of this whole kids rock the world and call all the shots based on their amazing grasp of reality. Lol. OMG – I need a beer!
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Some kids are such an amazing.
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