Hey, Slumdog Millionaire kids! Bummer about the 127 Hours Oscar snub your misery shack burning down, huh?! Awesome checking in with you! See you in a year (or less!) when another tragedy befalls!
But on the plus side, this tragedy will allow them to answer a question regarding the combustibility of tin shacks that they’re sure to get at next year’s “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” tournament of champions.
Gabe Freda Pinto’s probably really upset now, I think it’s your time
Brown people problems! (Am I doing this right?)
Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays!
Did you burn Nermal’s house down again Garfield
Tragic lasagna fire kills local man, dog and cat survive
“I saw a hobo cook a hot pocket on the 3rd rail of the G-train. THE G-TRAIN NERMAL!”
If my math checks out, we should be reading about James Franco’s house burning at some point in 2013 (2012 end of the world permitting).
I hope to God he get’s his body pillow Miko out before the house burns down…
The ottoman too, although that’s strictly a business relationship!
Wow, this is a really awful story. Whoops, I forgot to tell a joke!
Did you? Look again.
In all seriousness, I bet those kids ARE pretty upset about that Oscar-loss.
I blame the terrible truth that poverty exists in the world Danny Boyle.
But without the terrible truth that poverty exists in the world, there would be no Danny Boyle.
He won my hand by relying on the terrible truth that zombies exist and run fast.
(Although, he cut off my hand with the terrible truth that the sun exists.)
(SUNSHINE reference, you guys. Could be the WMOAT.)
A downvote? Someone loves Sunshine? Oof. That’s your space movie.
You can say what you want about fame whoring, but if these kids lived in the United States, they would have had a milkshake named after them at Millions of Milkshakes, and multiple exclusive deals with Radar Online. I am sure India has its own fame whoring industry, but if you are serious about your game you need to make it to the USA.
But she got to go to the Golden Globes! I say the universe is even with this kid.
You guys think this is bad? you should see what happened to the withdrawal dream baby from trainspotting
Um, why are we making fun of this?
Eh, I think it’s fair game. Boyle set up the Jai Ho Trust and through that offered this family an apartment but the father was so stubborn about which apartment to move into that they still lived in the slums 3 years later
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