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GUYS PLEASE BEWARE THIS MORNING THAT THERE IS A DANGEROUS TIGER WHO IS ON THE LOOSE. AUTHORITIES ARE DOING THEIR BEST TO CAPTURE AND RESTRAIN THIS VICIOUS BEAST, BUT CITIZENS ARE ENCOURAGED TO STAY INDOORS AND TAKE THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS. WE DO NOT WANT ANYONE GETTING UNNECESSARILY INJURED TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM OR GET AN AUTOGRAPH FROM THIS WILD BEAST. IF YOU CAN AVOID LEAVING THE HOUSE TODAY, PLEASE DO SO. STAYCATION! IF YOU MUST GO OUT, FOR SUPPLIES OR WHATEVER, TRAVEL IN GROUPS, AND BRING A CAMERA WITH A LONG LENS IN CASE YOU SEE THE TIGER SO THAT YOU CAN GET A PICTURE OF THE TIGER WITHOUT HAVING TO GET TOO CLOSE TO THIS AWFUL TIGER!
IT WOULD APPEAR THE MONSTER HAS BEEN CAUGHT, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL. EVERYONE PLEASE CONTINUE TO STAY INDOORS. LET’S MAKE A REAL DAY OF IT! (Via BuzzFeed.)
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It’s nothing to worry about–he’s just got tiger blood.
Hey Baby Friday. You know what today is the first day of, doncha?
This is what happens when you overdose on a drug called Charlie Sheen.
This video is actual a film student’s project. The assignment? Summarize Japanese pop culture in 52 seconds.
Not enough used panties.
Or atomic explosions. Neo-Toyko is getting soft.
Japan… you think after years of Godzilla attacks that this minor incident could be handled much faster. Also, lack of TigerBlood in the video was disappointing.
A guy in a giant tiger suit being poked with long sticks, which are being held by a bunch of guys wearing orange jumpsuits? God, is it Friday in Japan already?
First Ghost Rider brings us flaming skulls on motorcycles… Now this tiger business.. HOW MANY ED HARDY TATTOOS MUST WE TURN INTO MOVIES BEFORE WE JUST MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT A GIANT DOUCHE?!
“Coming this June from Paramount Pictures, Matthew McConaughey IS… ‘Giant Douche.’”
Looks like someone didn’t have enough Frosted Flakes this morning.
this comment is ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrracist
when I saw the Reuters logo at the beginning I knew this was gonna be good.
Poking a pussy in public = winning. – Sharlie Cheen
Lock up your daughters, Tiger’s on the loose!
Ew, God. Think about where that finger has been!
You mean 18 different holes?
One time it was in 72 holes over the course of 4 days.
I was thinking about watching this, but then I was also considering some good ol’ internet porn. It’s a tough choice, ladies or tigers…I’ll let you guess which one I picked.
Either way you’re looking at a p-
*This joke has been canceled*
This exchange right here is just what I needed.
He escaped from Charlie Sheen’s blood! Was he checked for disease?
I got the autograph, Gabe
In seriousness, I sure hope this wasn’t a drill for what to do if a real tiger escapes.
I’m not sure that netting is going to do it guys!
Do you need “Japanese Emergency Services captures a rogue furry” B-Roll? We’ve got your B-Roll!
Tiger Tiger burning bright
in the parking lots of the night
The problem is that they didn’t start by saying eenie meemie miny moe.
STILL AT LARGE!
Have you seen me?
Now that’s what i call a Cat Suit! LOLTHISISN’TABONERMYPANTSJUSTCREASEFUNNYWHENISIT!
wooo weeee! dayum.
I guess Furries just aren’t respected anywhere.
“Animals, Cute, DANGER, Japan”
Did I miss the part where they kill it and sell its penis to China to make an aphrodisiac soup?
Euthanize it; it has a belly full of human!
Sorry Representative David Wu of Oregon’s first congressional district, you tiger now.
http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2011/02/rep_david_wus_staff_confronted.html
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