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Listen up dudes who feel that Justin Bieber is a realistic role model for masculinity, and girls who want to be President one day so they can hang a framed Justin Bieber poster in the Oval Office, today I want to rap at you about the Oxford English Dictionary. “Aw man, we don’t want to hear that jazz, bro, we’re too busy playing Nintendo Game Cube and eating Bugles.” Hey, I love Nintendo Game Cube and Bugles, totally, I get it! Slip me some skin! Check out this supercool candy necklace I’m wearing for the latest fashion. I’m kinda still a kid at heart, you guys can trust me. I just want you to know what is up with the Oxford English Dictionary because it’s pretty radical. They’ve just added a whole butt ton (excuse my French!) of new wordz to their online (world wide web, y’all!) reference guide including words like “clickjacking” (sweet) and “scareware” (wicked sweet). They’ve also added a word that I think a lot of you kids probably already know the definition of because it’s your favorite way to communicate with each other. CH-CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT!
sexting: the sending of sexually explicit photographs or messages via mobile phone
So fresh! Aren’t words super dope? Learning is #swag! Please, though, if you are going to communicate, please communicate with protection. (Via Time. Thanks for the tip, Duncan.)
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D’oh!
because in 2001 D’oh was officially recognized as a word by the Oxford English Dictionary and since then I could never really take words seriously and of course by “d’oh!” i meant “first.” thankyouandgoodnight.
I live for Teen Korner
My initials are RAD, so I, too, live for these. True story. #winning
MLITK
“Man, Oxford English Dictionary ROOLZ! Suck it, Random House and Merriam-Webster!”
- kids anywhere
Now if only my mom would recognize it amirite, DON”T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM, WE’RE IN LOVE
I read that in Kristin Schaal’s voice. Perfect.
Why, I proclaim the seduction of our youth by the unscrupulous heathens at OED to be nothing short of skulduggery!
What’s a dictionary?
Kind of like a wiktionary.
Until the Real Academia recognizes “sexteando”, at least my class will be safe.
Although…the kids will probably just continue to add “-o” to the end of words and pretend that’s Spanish, so…I guess I’m still screwed.
AND this now further legitimizes “sexting” as an actual thing that is happening (update from the front: it’s not), which will only add to the number of multi-chinned administrators blaring it out at seminars. Dammit!
I feel like the only people who actually sext are desperate thirty- to forty-somethings with a need to “keep things fresh”
I actually caught my grandmother trying to send SEXT messages the other day… She just kept dialing 6 and 9 over and over again on her beige rotary phone.
Trust my first successful tip to be for Teen Korner.
Go to jail, Duncan!
Gaol?
Ugh. This was a reply to Duncan.
Wait, THAT’S the definition of sexting? Oh man, I’ve been doing it all wrong. So horribly, horribly wrong.
You have my number, sext me for some tips if you’d like
Some tips or one?
one tip, many angles
I always thought it was short for “Sign Texting” where I’d just take pics of myself doing different ASL letters and text them to people. It’s not the most efficient form of communication.
FMLTWIA
I always thought this would make a great sign for hookers to hold up on a corner.
Go to bed, Oxford English Dictionary.
And give me your cellphone so I can be sure you are not sexting!
The Oxford English dictionary – where “hip” words are put out to pasture.
…and allow their use in Scrabble for years to come.
Words with Friends is about to get dirtier.
If you look up SEXT in the dictionary, there’s a picture of Gabe’s Teen Korner RAD! image.
If you look up Topher Grace in the dictionary, it says see What’s Up With?
“If you look up the word ‘idiot’ in the dictionary, you know what you see?”
“A picture of me?”
“No, the definition of the word, ‘idiot,’ which you fucking are!”
Some great movie quotes never get old.
Ok, but if the OED really wants to appeal to the new generation, they should adapt their book into a movie. I hear Zac Efron’s available?
Gabe should be hired to write Mountain Dew commercials. He’d be so good at it.
So, smang didn’t make it?
Oh, great, my mom is already ‘poking’ me now she going to be SEXTing me too?
I have traced this problem back to directly here:
oh jesus Fing christ..another one of my hilarious jpegs thwarted. can anybody see these?>?
No. I feel your pain though. I think I tried to post a link as a jpeg and screwed everything up publicly on the unforgiving internets. I sympathize with the frustration.
If I may gentlemen/ladies, post a straight up link to the picture – no tags or HTML needed! Videogum does the rest!
Haha! Oxford English Dictionary’s got a girlfriend! (And should probably be arrested.)
It’s depressing how accurate Gabe’s writing is.
This is how Gabe looks when he raps at us?
This is off topic, but the comment sections on Videogum are literally the only comment section on the planet worth reading.
Case in point: I reached the end of this comment section, and I tried looking below it, to find the comment section. The comment section reads so well, and often provides the biggest laugh of my day, that I was actually looking for an AV Club style comment section below it.
AND IT WASN’T THERE! I love videogum.
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RIght, you’d think they would be too busy to sext, what with the rainbow parties and jelly bracelets and all.