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Last night, Charlie Sheen joined Twitter AND his interview on 20/20 aired. Did you watch that interview? Classic. Winning. Duh. Dude used the word SKULLDUGGERY in a sentence! He also said, at one point, “Get me Dr. Clown Shoes,” which is pretty much my favorite. And we really got to meet “the goddesses” finally, although let’s be real, at best Charlie Sheen has one goddess. One mildly-cute-for-a-pornstar-I-guess GODDESS (lol) and one unattractive woman in a perpetually dirty hoodie with open sores on her face? But I feel like something else Charlie Sheen-related happened last night. Oh right, HIS CHILDREN WERE FINALLY TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM. Eek. Admittedly, that was the one thing no one really wanted to talk about was the fact that SMALL CHILDREN were living with him this whole time, and sure, they were under the care of nannies or whatever, but who were those nannies hired by, you know what I mean? And while on the one hand, I think that it’s very smart that his children were taken out of his custody until he gets the help that he so desperately and obviously needs at which point it can be determined whether or not he is fit to raise them, the whole thing is starting, FINALLY, to get a bit dark. Meanwhile, it was really only this morning that one of us, and again, I hate when we get into this whole finger-pointing business of who did what when because there really is no way to tell, it could have been anyone, but one of us realized just how much this Charlie Sheen nonsense has overshadowed some very real “news” happening in the world, like, Wisconsin governor Scott Walker has presented a new budget in an attempt to quell the anger over his proposed cuts to employee benefits, this time digging into school funding and municipal aid, setting off a whole new wave of frustration. Meanwhile, protests continue to rage in Libya, and while Gaddafi’s stranglehold on power in the country may be slipping, he still has the military behind his back to enforce violent retaliation against his own people. The UN Is urging evacuations. Oh man. It is all getting to be a bit much! There is so much to talk about, each story a little more heartbreaking than the last!
Or, just post pictures of pets on the beach. Up to you.
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How ’bout (Michael) Sheen on a Wisconsin beach thinking about Libya?
WESLEY SNIPES!!
You broke up with me via textual message!
Gangway for footcycle.
Wisconsin has beaches??
Yes, lake-front beaches! To paraphrase Sarah Palin (Palinphrase?), I can see one from my house.
This looks like Swansea, Wales.
I’m 97% sure this isn’t Wisconsin
I am now 100% sure this isn’t Wisconsin
It’s not.
Port Talbot, Wales.
I was close!
Everyone knows my vote:
Of course we do, you greedy, entitled teacher.
What do you expect me to do, NOT buy my cat sunglasses, a boa, and a chair for the beach? Fat chance! Those are RIGHTS, dammit, not privileges.
Uh, that’s a LEI! Get it right!
Sir Fancypants is going to be *so* disappointed with me.
this isn’t making me feel better for some reason
NSFB! (Not Safe for Beach)
That dog and I have identical ideas about what is awesome.
Needs more margarita though.
And now you’re my hero. Although–now I’m sad because I’m at work and not there.
Fine, pets on the beach, whatever. I really don’t see how this is any better.
Ewwww too early in the morning….
No’pe!
Beggars with tacos for faces can’t be choosers.
What would be an multi-ethnic relationship for you? A plate of spaghetti? SPAGHETACOS!!
Glad to see I am not the only commenter for whom replies do not seem to be working.
Reply???
Leave the bots alone! Facetaco and I need them for our jokes.
This is grody to the max, but it still made me laugh.
Skeledog?
It’s totally Skeledog!!
Montauk Monster. NEVER FORGET.
Man … the world is bummer central. Can’t we just impeach all these crazies from their respective positions of power and install Magnitude in each?
“Amendalee” (above) wants to talk to you.
You should have posted it as a reply to the Bla ckwhi teCu pid. C’ 0- M lady.
coulda shoulda woulda
bl ack dogs just want to have relat’ionships with whi’te dogs. Seriously this should just be a tolerance PSA, LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE!!
How about Charlie Sheen on the beach?
How about barf in my mouth?
How about the best of both worlds?
Is that a new cocktail?
1 part vodka, 3 parts cranberry, filtered through a mouthful of sand
Eww, too early in the morning
http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/3571361333/clean-sheen-is-a-meme-now
afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/3571361333/clean-sheen-is-a-meme-now
I’m gonna go stark raving mad and stain Shakespeare on my clothes with my tigerblood. I thought I knew how to do this…
This dog has no idea what’s going on right now.
I wish Dudley Moore narrated my adventures…
I wish my adventures consisted of floating around on a sea turtle…
Is this Milo & Otis?!?
*dies from nostalgia*
yo that shit is crazy in wisconsin, yo.
There it is…. I was waiting.
I would love to hear the guy from this video narrate Charlie Sheen’s recent career.
Look how he don’t minds me. You know how Charlies is
This is Kirby. She was the best. Sadly, she passed away a couple years ago.
Aw, she looks like the best.
She does indeed appear to have been the best.
I do not believe in the afterlife, but I believe in dog heaven, and Kirby is there, chillin on the beach, having a great old time.
Thanks, you guys! And in case you’re all wondering (because of course you’re all wondering), she was 1/2 golden retriever, 1/4 yellow lab and 1/4 black lab (and in typing this I just realized for the first time her genetic makeup mirrors my own in that I’m 1/2 something and 2 1/4′s something as well. . . crazy).
And yes, she was named after Jack Kirby.
Stop it.
I keep looking at this, and part of my brain goes “…MIA?”
And then the other part of my brain is all like “uh, no dude.”
Fun fact!
Now I have “You Got A Friend In Me” stuck in my head.
WINNING
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ANIMALS ON THE BEACH IS THE BEST…. but really shit is crazy in wisconsin.
http://blogs.forbes.com/rickungar/2011/02/25/the-wisconsin-lie-exposed-taxpayers-actually-contribute-nothing-to-public-employee-pensions/
Gov. Walker and Gaddafi meet to discuss Charlie
Why is Gov Walker hugging Bob Dylan?
My pup loves the beach
did you glitter gif the Best Coast album? You did, didn’t you!
Don’t forget that Newt Gringrich is expected to announce his exploratory committee for his presidential run on March 3! So, there’s that…
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Alright Digby, it’s time for your Videogum debut!
And yes, for any Mitchell & Webb fans – he IS named after Sir Digby Chicken Caesar. Mostly so when he bounds around wildly, I can hum a theme tune for him.
Digby photo fail!
Try again, fail again, fail better….